Ryan, allow me to fix that schedule recap for you: Week 1 - Beating a nobody Week 2 - Beating a nobody, Ryan sustains fractured left pinky toe while trying to bunt on base, out for season. Week 3 - Ryan doesn't play Week 4 - Ryan doesn't play Week 5 - Ryan doesn't play Week 6 - Ryan doesn't play Wee...

I'm bringing the scorpion bowl straws for the shot pitchers . . . That won't end poorly.