I talked to Kurstin, and he told me that they put in permit Apps for two different fields in DC. It can get a little muddy in DC in the Spring, so it sounds like NKL is going to evauate both locations and choose the better of the two. I'm not sure where the second location is, but it sounds like a g...

I've played with CAN (Capitol Alumni Network) flag football at Anacostia Park for the last 3 years. It's kinda weird, an oasis within the Crackdom. The fields are really nice and if NKL is offering a shuttle service from the Hotel then there is absolutely nothing to worry about. Also, for the locals...

well, we'll see, I've got a hanful of free agents interested in playing with FWB for the tourney. I know you came up with FWB and helped make us a Nationally ranked team, but there might not be room for you. PS. Can you ask John if he wants to play with us? We could use him. Yeah, I totally underst...

FWB returning to tourney play, you say? Well, I do have a yellow shirt I can dust off for this momentous occasion. 8) :mrw1: I don't think he wants you on the team. He would have mentioned you in his post if he did. Ha, I guarantee he doesn't want me on the flipcup team... the kickball team, howeve...

I've only spoken to 7 people from my team, and they're all in, so most likely we'll be there. I'll know better in about a week. I hear it's cash prizes for both the kickball tourney AND the flipcup tourney. Nice touch boys...

JellyDogg wrote:That looks like some serious professional photography there. I'll stick to my day job as I would hate to put Kurstin out of business.

Way to cut the top of the Wash monument off Jelly...

The Gym Class All Stars suffered two regular season one run losses and a forfeit this season, but was able to win the DC Monument Cup once again. They beat the #5 seed Rum Runners 8-0 in the QF round, the #1 seed Playground Menaces 4-0 in the semis and the #2 seed Play With Me 2-1 in the finals. Gy...

My 2nd season in Alexandria (You Know Me might remember) had a team called The Cure (they were a bunch of nurses) captained by a 60-something couple. They showed up to about 3 games, fortunately 1 was ours... we beat them 33-0 in 2 1/3 inning. That was a fun game :angel: Which brings up a point tha...

My 2nd season in Alexandria (You Know Me might remember) had a team called The Cure (they were a bunch of nurses) captained by a 60-something couple. They showed up to about 3 games, fortunately 1 was ours... we beat them 33-0 in 2 1/3 inning. That was a fun game :angel: Yeah, Arnie, the captain wa...

Just out of curiosity has any one ever looked at what the "target demographic" is for kickball? I'm just curious because after poking around the forums here it would seem that my team is a real outlier. I'm guessing that our average age is upper 30's approaching 40 and most are married (m...

Yup, beer, but don't worry, I drank their share

You gotta bend over if you're standing. You don't just stand completely upright. Actually I use both methods fairly regularly, although, once when I was hammered, I tried to stand and bend over, but just kept going and landed face first into an ex-girlfriend's shared-suitemates bathroom door and kn...

Funny tangent story. I grew up in a small town just south of Williamsburg called Gloucester County. There's a small pocket in Gloucester called Guinea--predominantly inhabited by poor watermen. Growing up, any trashy redneck was referred to as a Guinea. When I went away to college, I carried this t...

FWB's MVP. Mallory Woods, ladies and gentlemen...Corey farted, it just hasn't hit Mal yet.

Fro drinking from the Dominion Cup as promised. I know we have one of Jelly too, I just can't find it anywhere.

I'm tempted to use my MOD powers and lock this thread forever. But I won't. Aww, c'mon, Da Mauler, I'm enjoying being genuinely unproductive at work reading (and participating) in this thread today. I'm glad you guys aren't face to face . I think this would have turned into a brawl!!! :@ Nah, I'm a...

'Da_MAULER wrote:I'm tempted to use my MOD powers and lock this thread forever. But I won't.

Aww, c'mon, Da Mauler, I'm enjoying being genuinely unproductive at work reading (and participating) in this thread today.

I just realized that nobody said it, but FWB was missing our super-hybrid charger-catcher-outfielder-designated kicker, Fro. He was there to support his team, but alas an injury kept him on the sidelines.

Nope, I was referring to your team never having won a national tournament or multiple ones like KA has. And yes, I haven't either, but I'm not the one who actually cares. And if we are talking about regular division tournaments, then yes I have won a tournament. Gym Class All-Stars bi-yatch! Yeah, ...

Nah, she's on Gym Class, she knows what it's like to win a tournament.

Mark, put your money where your mouth is. You know you all have one coming and I will be glad to take your money. Wash that cup out really good, you never know where it's been. ]:) That's for damn sure, Ever warned me that his DNA was all over it. Now I feel a little sick. Hopefully nobody actually...

I heard SK was drunk. The win does not count in my book. Jared is just trying to stir things up. I can't blame him, this has been an entertaining thread! I am serious. C'mon, would a form of KA really lose to FWB? I don't think so. These guys just wanted to screw around one season and that is what ...

Jared H. Whoa wrote:I heard SK was drunk. The win does not count in my book.

And if you think I wasn't drunk, you've got it wrong...

When a team beats another team on the road, then it counts for something, until then, forget it. Well I don't totally agree with that. Are you saying that only tournament games should count for something? That doesn't seem right at all. Dematas, no chance Hey Whoa goes undefeated in VA Dominion, zi...

Team Awesome (formerly the Blazers with some GCAS players added) beat FWB in the regular season, and only lost 2-1 to Scared Kickless in the their regular season finale. Ahem. Just making sure everybody caught that. Ok good. Man, you FWBers sure do know how to gang up on people on these boards. It ...

KA went from winning every tournament they signed up for like 4 years straight, to not even making it to a finals in any tournament in the past 1.5 years. They went from being the team that everyone knew would win, to a team that also ran. To be as untouchable as they were to as mortal as they now ...

Aaron, Friends with Benefits will be back in Dominion in the spring to defend OUR title to keep OUR Cup. No excuses. We'll field the best team we can and try to win just like every other time we've played against you all. Another thing that this season has shown us is that the level of competition i...

SK is not KA in the way that our members approach it all together and the dedication to the team, clearly. Clearly, the way you play all the same players at the same positions that KA does, the way you keep tabs on the lineup and make the appropriate intentional walks the way KA does, the way order...

From what I was told from our coach is, that we were short Shannon, Ronny, Eddie, myself and Kathryn that allowed FWB to walk players that normally wouldn't have been able to be done at full staff. He did mention that FWB played a great game and had next to no mistakes, but that our people that wer...

Just got test confirmation. It was Scared Kickless (almost identical to KA roster) and the score was 3-1. That and KA(Aaron) wasn't there. Anyone else missing? Aaron and Eddie weren't there for KA, and Shaun (Charger/clean-up kicker) and Kurstin (co-ace and #5 kicker) were not there for FWB. Basica...

Daiquiri Dematas wrote:Did Fro and Jellydog celebrate properly?

Both Fro and Jelly drank from the Cup, we got pictures. As soon as I can get my hands on them, I'll post them. Of course I had the pleasure of taking the first sip and the last pull, god that was some good backwash...

Yeah, he caught two foul tips off of a couple of girls asses, clearly my pitching was so blazing they couldn't even get out of the way

Quarterfinals Scared Kickless over Ahh Damn 8-0 Jager Bombs over Team Awesome 3-2 (10 innings) Fannie Kickers over Demons of Destiny 3-1 (FK only had 8 players) Friends with Benefits over Lookin to Score 7-0 Semifinals Scared Kickless over Jager Bombs 5-0 Friends with Benefits over Fannie Kickers 5-...

Just defining it from my own perspective, I think it is a team who, if they win at an Open or at the Nationals, it wouldn't shock you. By that definition there are three elite teams in the country: Frosty Balls, No Means Yes, and KA. No other team has won a significant tournament in the last four y...

wow...your an ass!....how far did your team get... i thought it was bull shit that after the champ game we had to call cabs to pick us up at the field becasue there was no shuttle to take us home .... 'Thanks for losing the championship of the biggest tourney ever, now get lost...' Sorry, I was jok...

machinegunkelly wrote:i thought it was bull shit that after the champ game we had to call cabs to pick us up at the field becasue there was no shuttle to take us home ....

'Thanks for losing the championship of the biggest tourney ever, now get lost...'

Maybe somebody could post all of the final results including pool play?

FroNoMo wrote:games haven't started yet.

I thought they were supposed to start at 4pm

I played my first game as a member of Gym Class All-stars last Sunday. I don't have much to report other than we played a team called Three Way that was pretty bad. We didn't play particularly well, but we still won 10 or 11 to nothing. From what I can tell, DC Monument only has 5 or 6 competitive t...

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