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"good thinking" and "cj" don't belong in the same sentence.

oh. hay there you smokers of pole.

dematas. are you still trolling this forum in the hopes you'll get some ass?

Mike McDonald wrote: I even heard a couple folks predict they would be drinking from the trophy this season.

jackasses weren't even drinking at the bar last night.

rekanize bitches.

stupid interwebs. comments often get lost in translation.
I was being sarcastic.

MC you deserve to die for that cheap-ass tie last night...had that pitcher had any sense he'd have pitched the ball home and your jackfuck runner on 3rd base would've been called out. Karma = you will not win this league. MC "lost" that game because of the horrid officiating. there are no...

tk-421 wrote:Lots of anger in this post....

and a lot of useless in this one.

Rule #5: Ur an idiot wrote: For fucksake we shogunning beers out there before we went in.

I ump'd the WSS/punch you in the ovaries game last night. WSS is all soccer players and their guys can beat the shit out of a kickball while their ladies are pretty good too. I think they're contenders when/if they learn the ins and outs of the game.

peckerslap time! wrote:i even felt awkward with the unibrow...that should never happen.

same here with the cape so I didn't even bother wearing it.

parking ~ten blocks away was full of win as well. is it ok to park in that lot across the street of the bandito's front door?

Bonnie Blue wrote:Jeez people, it was only quarter after midnight only 9 kickballers remained.

maybe if banditos could suck a little less...

it's official: I feel dumber for having read nathan's message.
I have no one to blame but myself.

in the past the grundo/kuhs house was our pregame location but since they've moved I was wondering if any of you knew of viable places to drink that are close to the fields.
kthxbye.

Its not going to kick itself is going to kick ass. Kinda like Ponch from Chips oh hai there. you're new here so I'm going to offer some advice: shut your whore mouth until you have something funny or pertinent to say. or talk about cookies. I like cookies. and your profile says you played for river...

peckerslap time! wrote:I hear a bunch of them played River City kickball (which we refer to as the minors).

pepsi exited my nose reading this. comedy gold. well done.

don't be talking smack about my hometown bigleague in CT....those yankees will kick your southern booty b-( shut your ass. you have no right to speak (not soley because you're a woman, but it's part of it) since you like the yankees and red sox. you can like one or the other or do like I do and hat...

please proceed with the shitty smack talk you asshats come up with. I'm sure 5th graders can come up with something better but you stupid fucks will try anyway and fail miserably in the process.

while not terribly noticeable (my mom of all people pointed them out to me), I'm sporting a pair of black eyes from that smack to the head.

oh yeah. wednesday was a good one.

I'm working on a rough draft of the acceptance speech.

After we beat your team unconscious tonight, I'm going to take a shit on your chest and wipe my ass with your socks. While still on your feet. oh.my.gawd. now this is some good shit talking. about fucking time you learned something other than tarzan-speak. well done. you've left me marginally arous...

The Farmer wrote:Or me getting out 99% of the bunters on your team?

that's hilarious. I'm the only person that bunts with any regularity. get your shit straight, jackass.

at the risk of introducing logic and reason which will confuse you dolts, I'm curious what you consider to be a "beat down" and "mopping the floor" et al. give me numbers. Predicted score TBI: 14 CV: 0 and what kind of wager would you like to throw down for your prediction? we'l...

at the risk of introducing logic and reason which will confuse you dolts, I'm curious what you consider to be a "beat down" and "mopping the floor" et al.
give me numbers.

Dematas wrote:Sorry to interupt your thread Gas Pumper, but I was just wondering how your cape and penis are doing?

you're going to find out next month at the open tournament in DC.

Your team got fucking embarassed in a chugging contest. an amazing feat, sure. so congratulations. you're the two-pump-chump of bar awesomeness. you give it everything you've got for 32 seconds (assuming you think about baseball) only to leave her completely unsatisfied. The only thing you are cons...

I'm flattered you were paying attention to my bar attendance. alas, bar presence is a team effort; not the attendance of an individual. of course I knew we took the bar last night.
how did I know this? consistency.

so I've read some of the broke-dick predictions over the past couple of weeks. kudos on your track record of predicting predictable outcomes. now one thing that's been missing for two weeks have been the party rankings. are you not doing them because your team (TBI) isn't on top, thus pointing out i...

The Farmer wrote:
gas pumper wrote:the direction in which this thread is going makes me think you guys will be engaging in some ménage à trois action tomorrow night.

and that's different from other wednesdays because...?

I can only assume that after months of begging you're finally going to let skirpan watch.

the direction in which this thread is going makes me think you guys will be engaging in some ménage à trois action tomorrow night.

secordsmith wrote:I heard you got served.

and you failed to make it to the game and the bar. going forward you might want to consider scheduling your weekly colonic on days when kickball isn't played. besides, a colonic 48 hours before doing your gay porn movies kinda defeats the purpose.

http://www.bpong.com/

Your team is garbage. if I had to guess I just got served and/or owned. if one of you others could confirm this I would appreciate it. and since it would appear I have been sufficiently served and/or owned I think it's in my best interest to avoid you at all costs on this message board as it is abu...

Power Monger wrote:There were ZERO people from CV at the friday happy hour.

I wasn't there but a couple of the kids from CV told me they attended the happy hour.

McLovin wrote:Shockers 3 - Conjugal Visit 1: This was the score I got from some of the CV guys at the bar, so if I'm wrong let me know. From what I understand the new guys played a pretty good game, but haven't figured things out from the offensive side yet.

I believe the score was 5-1.

Damnit, why you gotta go and be a reasonable, nice guy? I've said it before and I'll say it again; they're awfully cute when they're young. I would try picking a fight with Justin for not showing up at the bar last night, but I'm afraid his responses would have too many nauseating visuals for my ha...

It became a kickball league after bitter fucks like you stopped ruining everything. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!! this is your second post in a row that has made little sense. however I'll play along with you by giving you nice things... I suspect you have a vag which means you're all a...

I'm really looking forward to the Burning Itch vs Conjugal Visit game... CV will be getting a severe anal raping. I had a hemorrhoid once and it was less annoying than you. when did this become a kickball league? but since the three people who post on this forum only discuss kickball acumen I figur...

Darkness wrote:Taking a picture of corny shit is wittier than banter not pertaining to putting balls in somebodys mouth?

don't forget the peanuts.

Darkness wrote:What are the odds of you two actually settling this at the bar in the event of a rainout?

in all honesty I think the odds of me putting my nuts in your mouth are higher. confidence is high. I repeat, confidence is high.

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