hey, fun fact! male ligers are STERILE.

are there only 8 teams playing in the playoffs? did the other 4 not make it or have to forfeit?

yeah sorry NIM, i know we lost to you, but the shockers (god love 'em) had no business even being in that game. when we looked at your line up we considered just skipping the game and going to the bar. had no idea it would take a miracle dropped ball in the outfield to even give you a chance.

AU never changed to another team as a whole, they pretty much just disbanded and went their separate ways. i'm sorry that you new guys don't know the glory that was kickball back when we could play flip cup. god it was awesome. i still curse the kid who ruined it for us daily. (whoever you are, a pl...

maggie, it'll be earlier in the month than that. but there is a chance i might be back on the 15th. if so, i'm definitely crashing. considering i've missed every kickball party this season.

you forgot snack's team... swift kick. they were super old. they drove around the bases in their rascals.

maggie! i am coming to NYC in december. we will hang out.

twist his moobs.... pfffffffbwahahaha!

luke, you're funny!
i bet your kid laughs so hard that moobmilk comes out her nose all the time!

yeah, sorry. it's still funny.

hi luke, welcome to four weeks ago.

jeez, having a baby turned you into a raging bitch.

it does matter, actually. we didn't pay to WIN games, we paid to PLAY.
i'm not trying to be a jerk. i just think it's kind of crappy. it's one thing if you can't field a team on the night you signed up for. we have 22 people on our roster. and 7 who could play on friday. kind of ridiculous.

wow, looks like we can't field a team because of the night change. somehow it seems pretty unfair to force us into a forfeit because we can't play on a night we didn't sign up for.

i actually think that the apocalypse is upon us, now that the dusett's have procreated. are games canceled in the event of an apocalypse?

wait... echo84 is on the shockers, but was also on insider trading? we can figure this out.

if it's whit he finally found his spellcheck.

now someone do the rankings that really matter-- BAR rankings!!

so let me get this straight, kitten. you start your rant with a (admittedly very good) movie quote... is that your attempt at employing humor? i'm taking notes. i apologize for my misunderstanding. i don't know why in a thread littered with talk about the aa all-stars i would get confused by your re...

i asked him before i posted it, since i was a mere soldier on that team, not a forming member. he confirmed the falseness.

oh, and franzen, you kickball newborn. do not speak of that which you do not know. you weren't around when aa all-stars was a team. you're barely a liger cub. your eyes aren't even open yet. shush!

ok, in the shockers' defense may i present exhibit A: whit i mean, have you met whit? yeah, i didn't really hear what all the fuss was about until later, but i gather that they only batted eleven people when about eleventy hundred were on the sidelines. but i have to say that looking at them, they s...

don't make me pull becker away from his baby to refute your false and reprehensible accusations, unibrow. we didn't even ask ONE of the eleven chucks, and let's be honest, you're less athletic than all of them. (yes, even number 9!)

the shockers are just returning to original form. when we first started, we were really bad. just like the ligers. and we're ok with that. it's part of our campaign to counteract the effects of the ligers trying to ruin kickball in richmond.

shockers lost to the newbies. the score was a lot to one.
although i cry steroids-- those guys were huge!

first of all: OLE OLE OLE OLEEEEE OLEEEE OLEEEEE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEEEEE OLEEEE! SHOCKERS!! second of all: yeah maggie, original shockers like ME and STEVE. and FRANK. and, oh yeah, MIKE NIC making 3/4ths of the OA active (the fourth still suffering from post-partum maggie depression). WHIT and CARA...

size 11?
yeah right, in your dreams.
you look like a size 8 to me.

i hate that coffeeshop. i never ever go there.

also, you might check talentzoo.com

i don't know if my work is hiring right now, but with walmart as a client, it's entirely possible. if you are interested i'll PM you a name and email to contact.

i also get emails from my old school about job openings that i can send your way.

judging by the size of my headache, i'd have to say that the shockers represented last night at the bar.

worst. party rankings. ever.

sara and steve are both funny ones. and accurate.

If I don't leave to go to Philly tonight for the parade tomorrow then i will definitely miss the Beer Olympics. If I don't go then I will still participate in them but would likely have to leave early to go to the wedding. Whoa. Beer Olympics are on Saturday? yikes, maggie at beer olympics before a...

just want to spread the word.

i do encourage drinking elsewhere, though.

ha-- they've got better specials than our sponsor bar. how about that.

for the phillies sake, i hope rollins doesn't play SS like you did last night!

oh, we were told to go to curbside. don't hold that against us, farmer!
(i didn't go out, but i know my team did.)

would have been a 4-2 win except captain moderation got drunk and walked a run in. haha!

were the rumors true that mulligans wouldn't let kickballers be anywhere but the deck last night?

they are supposed to come to the pregame though. the captain pinkie swore with me last week.

farmer, you can come to the pregame too. if it gets us a good party ranking. something tells me i may not make it to the bar.