With as many effing horrible calls McLovin' made against MC (TIE ALWAYS GOES TO THE RUNNER, FOCKER, ALL THREE TIMES...and then some) in that game, we've all been wondering how many girls (and guys!) on TBI slept with him before the game. I mean, lawd knows that kid was a virgin beforehand, so MC di...

that same horrid offciating that allowed the tying run...just terrible.

patty no pants wrote:"A) Even at 0-2-1 we're still a top 5 team"

What am I missing here...haven't you only played 2 games? Perhaps I missed an explanation somewhere in the Luke/Nate banter but sometimes I HAVE to skip ahead!

He's already admitting defeat to the kitties...

Come on guys, we've got Banditos for the season so let's make the best of it. That said, I agree, it was total bs about the pitcher game, or as we call it, the finger game. They were after us with that too...I asked if we could play with an EMPTY pitcher and the bouncer said no. So of course we did...

When is it appropriate vs inappropriate to call someone a fat bitch?

keys have been located! YAY!

Gas Pumper: I was advised by one of the Conjugal Visitors to collect my teammate as he was decorating curbside's bathroom at said happy hour. There was at least one definitely there.

Wow...i know Scott is cool and all but i didnt know he could control the weather too.

i'd take Steele over JM any day. Steele has more game with the G.I.L.F. population than i've ever witnessed. Plus every time i've seen him out, he cannot form sentences.

oh yeah and i hear he's good at kickball too.

hey TBI - i hate to be the naysayer here but i'm still the captain. My only priorities involve juice and finding my way to the bar.

Perhaps I was too drunk last spring season to notice this FreeBallin/TBI rivalry. Nevertheless, all conflicts should be resolved via pitcher chug contest. I've already been instructed by Farmer that i'm in charge of keys upon arrival at the bar due to impending face-off. Nate - let me know if you wa...

HAHAHA!!! to all of you suckers sitting in offices!!! While im not big on the unemployment thing, cause i gotta pay the richmond mortgage and buy my babies dog food, WORKING FROM HOME (mexican home) ROCKS!!!

VIVA MEXICO!!!

YAY ME (for playing on both leagues)

YAY TBI!!!!!

YAY TBI!!!

Lets just remember the last game against you all. BND was winnning 2-0 with 10 players and then we fielded 11 and you all only beat us 6-4. So I wouldn't get that couch ready!!! It's on like donkey kong.....Blue Motorcycle Nate!!!! Yes because I intentionally didnt stack the line up and field to ki...

Tonight is the perfect night to enjoy being an American. I will enjoy the fact that i am a lover of all and do not discriminate based on color. I will do right by us all and enjoy both a bottle of RED wine and WHITE wine. YAY FOR BOOZE!

there's definitely a nipple in there...

when lauren, brandy and i rolled in, the dude at the door told us we had to go upstairs. he said downstairs was for poker, the big room was for world series viewers and we were to go upstairs. I had a great time at curbside considering the $3 burgers and the $2.50 high balls...AWESOME!

I spent the night with jon as well...different jon.

the 2am PICTURE text I got from secordsmith while he was at velvet counts for something in my humble (sex toy expert) opinion.

I'd love to play a little cornhole with myself...hehhe

I'm ready for an extended weekend. WHO'S OFF ON MONDAY?!?!??!

1) How cold does it have to be to warrant wearing sweat pants? It's not a matter of cold. What matters is if i've shaved my legs. 2) Whats the best deal for beers at a bar in the fan? The best deal is when I can find a lovely gentleman to buy them for me. 3) How far is a walk (stumble) home to be st...

It seems the Cardinal Board is run much like the Bush Administration...sneaky, sneaky.

You're reading comprehension skills suck. THE BOARD VOTES ON MOST THINGS LIKE THIS. The captains do not. Sometimes they are asked their opinion but generally the board will decide most points of business. The board voted on the theme winner, the captains did not...BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT ASKED TO VOT...

That happened for the party rankings with Week 1. Chris thought she was Morally Casual. We need to put out an official memo so Sara and her team get credit where credit is due. Oh wait..are we sure they didn't just think she was morally casual as far as her behavior but they still knew she was on S...

There entire team was dressed up and they had a cohesive theme. I'm sorry but you guys having the 2 or 3 biggest "douch cocks" as you put it doesn't trump that. I see one fully dressed up team with a cohesive "douche cock" theme here: http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u231/sara...

i hope the ligers choke on their beer since they clearly did not earn their gift certificate. (love you guys!)

btw: i'll be at the FSU vs Tech game on the 25th

i didn't see this other fellow chug...but let's be real here. I've never seen anyone pour a beer into their face like scott. im just saying...

im too busy doing my hair and applying body glitter...sorry

Power Monger wrote:I tempted to have people over to pre-game for Mulligan's. I have a plethora of left over beer. I wouldn't mind maybe playing some flip-cup.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

just tell me when and where to show. my juice bottle is ready to go!

this situation is adding to my stress. if we are doing this thing, i need to begin building my hair for tonight! GAWD!!!

He also mentioned to me that we'll move theme week to next week if the skies shit on us. Everyone should still douche it up, I know I will. My first stop will be to HT Grill sometime tonight after I've pregamed at the gym and with my HGH and protein shake. I'm gonna eat a friggin Cowboy Burger like...

In reference to pre-gaming...i don't think eric and i will have time to make it out. I'm going to wine and dine him with "juice" and hot pockets as our own "pre-game". i mean come on, i've gotta have my way with him BEFORE the booze renders him useless. http://i169.photobucket.co...

assumptions, assumptions. last week i was making out with Nate and this week Eric??? Sloooow down folks. This is me we are talking about. The most action captain wasted saw was when my dog buffy stuck her nose in his crotch.

SK is definitely going to be the team to beat in the bar this season. I even managed to make out after a busy night of smut peddling. I was delighted to see how many other SK drunks were hanging out when I got in at 11pm. i do want to apologize to Farmer...sorry I didnt have the double dong in hand ...

I won't be there this week representing SK...im taking my "cockyness" elsewhere. Gotta do some smut peddling in the west end.

and i still hate you for dragging me to delux. good job on being DD...the constant slurring of your words was comforting.