The one time I was in Velvet, we were basically ignoring the strippers and talking to each other. Then they started banging those dumb ass stripper shoes on the stage to get us to pay attention.

Oh, and the two strippers who sat down next to us and started eating their dinner.

I was told by my captain that it was 13-0.

Planning our wine tour for the 6 hours that precede the MSP was genius.

He definitely rallied last night. I recall several of us cheering him on as he booted not once, not twice but three times and immediately throws open the stall door and demands a beer.

From Ron: Henrico County has closed the fields for tonight. Sorry to get off to a bad start, but them's the breaks. Byrd Middle drains VERY poorly, and even though you may think they are playable today b/c it hasn't rained, the amount of rain we received over the last few days had me suspecting they...

I think there are 7 teams.

Only one really matters though.

I'm not wearing green because I'm a godless heathen.

My dog runs into the fence chasing squirrels. Her acceleration is great but her brain and brakes suck.

I couldn't think of a place more appropriate for this than here.


http://threeinchesofbloodsport.ytmnd.com/

This is work safe, but you may not be able to sleep tonight.

http://www.shoutfile.com/v/W5nFsSux/Ser ... at_The_Fck

I can has girl on girl on the MB?

I need pictures.

I'm ok with that too.

Death to Ailuropoda melanoleuca.

Kickbot wrote:I have that clip on my myspace page. It's funny every single time. fucking idiot panda.

That made me laugh out loud.

That's such an awesome "WTF" from the mother.

Well, Snyder says we'll have an answer "very soon". Hopefully before the end of the week.

Well if he's not going to take the job, why even interview?

I wish I had a girlfriend who wore one of those.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

And it's May 17, I think.

Is the DC tournament, the one being held in MD?

This place blows.

infernro wrote:kim check yo PMs.

oh and also-

http://www.popoholic.com/conan/

I saw that earlier. Things are getting heated over there.

http://www.arlingtonva.us/ Did you go to Yorktown or W&L? W&L, 1996 I used to have swim practice there sometimes. :) Is that where Sandra Bullock went or was it Yorktown. I always mix that up. Yeah, she went to W&L. They actually just finished an $85 million dollar renovation. Part of t...

Jenri wrote:

Cobra Commander wrote:http://www.arlingtonva.us/

Did you go to Yorktown or W&L?

W&L, 1996

On a side note, I am friends with one of the guys who records and performs with BLoyd. The music sucks, but it's not every day you get to hang out with an actual player. I mean, a guy who's on the team. I mean, someone who lives in the area.

What happened to our once cool little corner of the internets?

Sadly I report, there was no cromiting last night.

And as for Strawberry Hill, yeah, you pretty much get owned by alcohol by about 11 AM.

You say ew, but achieving a cromit is not something that just anyone can accomplish.

BTW C-Meth, I still have the boot from the lake. You up for chugging some beer in the alley behind Buddy's when you come in April?

Ahh yes, the infamous cromit. That was last year's b-day, wasn't it?

What the hell happened to Mollywhopper?