Pimpin it Stevie, seriously I dont know who is feeding me the false information on how you mack it... I dont see or hear about much failure in the women dept bub...

Yes, but I will most likely ditch you at the afterparty and make you lay on the floor of the limo on the way home...

StevieSlam wrote:Wendy,

Want to go to prom with me?

Sincerely,
StevieSlam

Good guess!
So who else has a great picture of themselves when they were 16???

StevieSlam wrote:

WenDiesel wrote:Yeah thats Nick, I think I mentioned yesterday that he was the guy who got mad at me cuz I wouldnt MO with him in the Limo afterwards...

So i'm guessing he never got much farther.

Yeah thats Nick, I think I mentioned yesterday that he was the guy who got mad at me cuz I wouldnt MO with him in the Limo afterwards...

FOUND IT!!! this is too funny... Junior Prom

Im going to see if I can find for you a picture from when I was 16 to now...

2...easy wrote:

WenDiesel wrote:No, Im 28 - but believe me, unless someone Miss Havisham's my ass or something in the next 6 years, I will look the same... Ive looked the same for the last 12 years. njk.

You looked 28 when you were 16?

Maybe one day JD, maybe one day...

Daiquiri Dematas wrote:Wendy is a machine. Maybe one day, a TI Square machine.

No, Im 28 - but believe me, unless someone Miss Havisham's my ass or something in the next 6 years, I will look the same... Ive looked the same for the last 12 years. njk.

Totally clueless...

2...easy wrote:

WenDiesel wrote:Fat chance of getting in my pants! only one MO per season...

and I think all that came out wrong - I am not 34, I am 28 but I still look relatively young.

Don't worry, Cougars don't need to be good at math!
Just remember to shut the door when you leave!

Fat chance of getting in my pants! only one MO per season...

and I think all that came out wrong - I am not 34, I am 28 but I still look relatively young.

All of Suggs points lead me to believe that he sees being a cougar as a bad thing, and that is not good. It all depends how the women takes it. (age seems to be a sensitive subject) I love getting older... I keep getting older and they keep guessing the same age. I'll be 34 and still look 25. Thats...

All of Suggs points lead me to believe that he sees being a cougar as a bad thing, and that is not good.

I had to, I just couldnt handle it anymore.

YUP

http://www.flickr.com/photos/26928806@N ... otostream/

L RON

When I was 3 I tripped and bloodied up my mouth relaly badly. I tore the little piece of skin inside the mouth that connects your upper lip to your upper gums

This made my butt squeeze really hard...

I dont think I will mind being called a Cougar when Nick Jonas dumps Selena Gomez to be my sugar-son, how hot is it that they play kickball???!!!!

Get ya some Stevie!!!

I have 5 signifcant scars 1. a small pock mark above my right eye from when my Grandmas basset hound jumped up and bit me in the face after I stepped on one of her pregnant teets... 2. a rough patch on the underneath of my right elbow from when I missed the mat doing the highjump freshman year of hi...

Oh Suggs, dont worry someday you'll be someones first husband too...

A Statement by Suggs wrote:You ladies are terrible

No wonder the only job my roommate can find after graduating law school is writing prenups

Sigh. I'm thoroughly disappointed in google. I could really get started on the first husband so I'm still in my 20's for the second.... That's a good idea. It's looking like I need to skew older for the 2nd husband. My first was 10 days younger than me. Maybe the 3rd one is where I go full-blown co...

You make 2 very valid points. OH SNAPPPP! Beth got it right though - thats next week. yeah. for this avatar i decided to go Way over the top. i'm extravagant ro in the off-season. what up! and wendy you aren't to talk to me this week. and also http://www.break.com/index/what-really-happenend.html fi...

Its true, sad sad sadder than sad, but true.
Sorry to all you women who were about to jump on my first husbands family members.

I think it noteworthy to mention that they do tip reasonably well, they cant drink worth a sailors boot and I used almost an entire bottle of grenadine!

OH SNAPPPP! Beth got it right though - thats next week.

Ro Natural wrote:yeah. for this avatar i decided to go Way over the top. i'm extravagant ro in the off-season. what up!

and wendy you aren't to talk to me this week.

and also

http://www.break.com/index/what-really-happenend.html

oh Ro...
you always know how to make the best animated avatar-ish thingies

THAT WAS THE BEST KARAOKE EVER - even though the mics really sucked balls. When was there karaoke?? Its always a treat when Jared gets on the Karaoke machine after Sake Bombing. In like karaoke post-sake-bombing. Let's do that again this time. I know we did it Fall 2007. Cause I missed the sake bomb...

Count on it!

Angel of Soul wrote:

WenDiesel wrote:Oh Mikey, you're so badass, you and your Naturals and your Nattys.
Peace I'm going to dork out at the Google Holiday Party, go and meet my first husband.

Good luck!

Try to find one with an older brother for me!

Oh Mikey, you're so badass, you and your Naturals and your Nattys.
Peace I'm going to dork out at the Google Holiday Party, go and meet my first husband.

If I werent going to be in a wedding on the weekend of the tourney I would hitchhike down there and crush you all, by myself, a team called Wendy.

You just said NATTY!!!!

Mikey H. Whoa wrote:

GG Natural wrote:I find it to be naturally energizing.

Angel of Soul wrote:All of these statements and all of this salt is exhausting to keep up with.

Natty Up!

Oh Trey, you really know how to make a gal swoon...

Always Right wrote:I love Wendy...but nor for sex (although if I had sex with her, I might also love her for sex).

Stevie's a pretty good pole dancer, I'll give him that.

Oh Angel, I do love you, but I'm stickin to my guns on this one, I will say that there are a fair amount of men who are are decent and will give it a good go, but the fact remains, men will use women for sex more than women will... women might use sex to get some love or satisfaction but in more cas...

Not for sex they dont.

I was on hiatus from the board...

JohnnyBlaze wrote:

WenDiesel wrote:FRO - before Johnny Blaze, this thread was created on my birthday this past year.

Really? Ha, I had no idea.

I blame the post office for losing my engraved invitation to the birthday party.

The kitchen is for cooking. IMPO, but i'm celibate anyway so it doest matter where its NOT done for me.

lilpenny wrote:

WenDiesel wrote:I dont make babies in the kitchen...

You are seriously missing out

too late! DEEP convo ALERT!!! men use women, more than women use men, that is until those women who have been used realize they have the power to do the same. Most women want love, I can start a poll on this if you'd like to see. some don't... actually I can say most don't, they just use us for sex....

I wish I didnt like you guys so I could really toss the SALT!

I dont make babies in the kitchen...

Biased_Media wrote:

WenDiesel wrote:some don't... actually I can say most don't, they just use us for sex.

Get off the MB and get back to the kitchen and start making babies, woman!

Dont rehash the past babydoll, just go forward with the clear understanding that love extends up to about the Vas Deferens in the vast majority of the male sex. some don't... actually I can say most don't, they just use us for sex. Wait, I am confused. That's not love? :lol: wow, I really need to re...