good work wu.

wu tang killers aint nuthin to f with.

What's up. Just wanted to wish good luck to all my Dumpster Fire peeps. Whether you are playing w/ DF at this tournament or someone else, go out there and kill it.

Peace out from down under.

BonFire wrote: =KP= wrote: Hey I'd just like to give shout out to Skalocky. Nice game last night. 1-2 at the plate (I walked him once), 2 runs scored and a solid night on the mound. To steal a line from The Grateful Dead, "I was born in a Dumpster, raised in a LIU Den." Chris Ruiz did poi...

I also gave some of the worst massages ever. I thought they were decent, but i've heard through the grapevine they were either "too pointy", "too homosexual", or "too soft" No - Chris said that it was "too POKEY" :D Then he demonstrated and it was very pokey....

I'd just like to say thank you to all the New Yorkers for your support last week and out in Vegas. From the Facebook messages to the well wishes here on the messageboard, to everyone who came and cheered for us in our games on Saturday. Thanks very much. Sorry we couldn't bring the FC to NYC for th...

Sorry, that Dungeons and Dragon banner ad is killing me today. And why can't that guy with the sword defeat the Broccoli in one fell swoop? Step your game up little dude! The only way someone would know that creature is called a "beholder" is from playing D&D in the past. Don't worry....

It was super fun. I was very proud of myself for getting on base. Now I just need to figure out what to do once I'm there... :?: I'm glad we didn't purposely forfeit in order to keep you guys from getting more than 5 runs for the game. :D I was going to peg you, but I didn't get the chance. :* I fi...

hopefully kimbo will go off to die in a cave somewhere now.

unfortunately, they will probably keep giving him fights b/c it will sell.

I agree that at his age, with no formal training he wont get much better but as in any fight he will have a puncher's chance to take it.

The fact that he will be BA Baracus in the A-team movie is awesome though. I know you'll disagree, but like I said, Kimbo would have been the better casting choice. regardless of my personal preference, Kimbo is balding. Balding = no mohawk. BA Baracus love 2 things, milk n mohawks. Hates flying th...

DI, you will watch ultimate fighter tonight...right? I can't figgin' wait! It's been a good season as both fights so far have been entertaining. Rampage is an idiot though. Yeah, probably only the fight though in the hope that Kimbo gets smashed. I presict that they windmill till they both get tire...

Ive seen Big Country fight a few times, he is a much better fighter than would be expected, based on his gut. Kickbot and I have discussed his suprising success in the IFL at length. I hope he KOs Kimbo so that the MMA world can stop talking about him. Also, Lesnar would destroy Kimbo. Dr. Impossib...

RickyBobby69 wrote:

'Da_MAULER wrote:I would rather see Fedor vs Brock.

Agreed, Fedor/Brock FTW.

The blows landed from that would destroy the universe. Totally worth it though.

Ive seen Big Country fight a few times, he is a much better fighter than would be expected, based on his gut. Kickbot and I have discussed his suprising success in the IFL at length.

I hope he KOs Kimbo so that the MMA world can stop talking about him.

Also, Lesnar would destroy Kimbo.

I wanted to put a bullet berween the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species.

-Tyler Durden

=KP= wrote:marlon's fire burns bright
the lock, the dumpster his plight
melty ice cream fight

way to combine the 2 competing haiku themes.

i want to see this LIU/Chipwich game now.

The weekend begins
Drinks and much kickball practice
Glory must be earned

Lock it Up Mikey wrote:

ShelanderTK wrote:Forget crumping- I need to get in a free-style Haiku battle- I have so many of these ready- it's just that this isn't my war... Damn!

Mikey

Thanks. Looks like I won.

your win turns to ash
failure is your only friend
haikus please, marlon

A sh1t talking haiku: Lock It Up talks much Hubris claims the busy mouth Dumpster Fire prevails What's sh1t? It is a polite substitution for a letter that would make the word naughty. Feel better? I will judge a response in anything but haiku form as a sign of fear and weakness. No fear, no weaknes...

Lock it Up Mikey wrote:

DoctorImpossible wrote:A sh1t talking haiku:

Lock It Up talks much
Hubris claims the busy mouth
Dumpster Fire prevails

What's sh1t?

It is a polite substitution for a letter that would make the word naughty. Feel better?

I will judge a response in anything but haiku form as a sign of fear and weakness.

A sh1t talking haiku:

Lock It Up talks much
Hubris claims the busy mouth
Dumpster Fire prevails

SlizRod wrote:

A.Rod wrote:Thanks to Sage for getting these up, Job for corrected score, and Oak and KP for sticking around and reffing.

Chris Ruiz was reffing too at 3rd - so thanks to him too!

Great first night!

Oh ok yeah Thanks to him too!

No problem. Nice to meet you last night, slizrod.

I was bummed to miss this tourney but i was (lame alert) getting married. Some of the DF players were nice enough to bring the trophy to the reception though, where it was put to good use. http://www.flickr.com/photos/17032456@N08/3851888387/in/set-72157622133421612/ Photo credit: Amy Malbon

Note to the internet:

I made it home off of Skaloky's kick in that video.

=KP= wrote:in the fall we will have a team that features a majority of the people who won the NYC tourney, our ace in the hole Chris Rueezzy, aka Dr. Impossible, who maybe has the strongest arm in kickball

That's what happens when you are born in the crucible of a dumpster fire.

I will be around Friday of Labor Day but Away Saturday through Monday. Anyone know of any good camping sites with cabins? This place is awesome: http://maloufsmountain.com/ thanks Oak! I knew you were the man to pull through on these details. The sites have covered platforms and fire pits, rather t...

I would like to say the best girl OVERALL that I have seen is my wife. And if you don't agree with me then you are slightly crazy. She is by far the best girl in SOuth Florida. She can bunt, kick, throw, run, knows what to do in every situation. She can play first prob just as good as the girl from...

I'm happy to see a bulletproof tiger in the flyer for the party. That brings me back.....

Zak wrote:How metal are we talking here? I mean are we talking Metalica's Unforgiven or Slayer's Chemical Warfare?

We are talking Deathklok's Thunderhorse.

I celebrate their whole catalog:
http://www.jango.com/music/Metalocalypse+Dethklok?l=0

There's already a BK Kickball team Name Wyld Styllions. There's also a Crucial Taunt... And the are not metal at all. Metal Dumpster Tigeracolypse will make kickball METAL. We will make everything METAL. Blacker than the blackest black times infinity. - Nathan Explosion NY Star Fall will be the mos...

Good game Ramrod and way to seize victory from the jaws of...ummm...victory last night Bulletproof Tigers!!!

Now that we are NY Star champs, my ridiculously circuitous plan for world domination is one step closer to completion.

There's a reason we beat DF every time we play, we make the right decisions on the field and at the plate. I think you should beat us, you match up better on paper, have more arms and bigger men, more facial hair. Game smarts are part of the matchup and we obviously have that, it's no secret that a...

i ask you: can you really vote for a monter like that? vote Chris Ruiz. vote for hope. vote for the future. even if that future is nuclear death paid for by The Bulletproof Tigers and Americans in favor of nuclear death This epitomizes pretty much everything that is right with America and democracy...

by American X » July 7th, 2009, 12:14 pm And he could cook a delicious pasta dinner. Fresh wrote: and not to mention hes really good looking... yeah yeah so is his fiancee (a girl can still have a crush can't she?) uh long story short. My vote for male MIP = Chris Ruiz Leila, Truer words have never...

Kickbot wrote:

DoctorImpossible wrote:as people clear out of the city?

or alternatively are gassed and rolled down the stairs to make room.

I thought rubbing mud on them was enough but you raise an excellent point. I will bring the sarin.

It is the Thursday before a big weekend, shouldnt the typical happy hr bars (TB) be empty as people clear out of the city?

Awesome time last night. Someone even tried cleaning my impossibly filthy shirt by dousing me with beer.

Good times.

Bulletproof slap bracelets, FTW.

Alka Seltzer Wake-up Call will cure that. It is Alka Seltzer with asprin and caffeine. A real life saver. I dont think you can buy it in NY state, I get mine off of amazon: http://www.amazon.com/ALKA-SELTZER-WAKE-CALL-16Tablets/dp/B001V9SQNM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1243003524&sr=8-1...

Awesome time last night, we tore the M-Fing roof off.

Did anyone else think the Somali Pirate kids looked real nervous around the Fleet Week dudes?

Yes We Can.

In KP we trust.

"I promise this will not result in either of us getting a black eye." -Oakley Segal

Ouch, check out that UV index. I predict melting chipwichs by the 2nd inning. Good eye, X. Weather Update: Day- High 78°F Precip 0% Wind: SSW 10 mph Max. Humidity: 50% UV Index: 8 Very High Sunrise: 5:34 AM ET Avg. High: 70°F Record High: 96°F (1996) Night- Overnight Low 59°F Precip 20% Wind: SW 6 m...