I don't know who these new teams are, and I sure as fuck don't remember how to function in society. What I do know is that I'm going to give the league a break on week 1 since I'm still out of town, week 2 Gossamer (my beard) and I will be destroying the field and the bar. I have trained gossamer to...

There is nay a wilderness on this planet that will keep me from shit talking with you fuckers. Looks like the same shit different season. I've had a total of 4 showers in the past 3.5 weeks, two with soap, and so help me Allah if I hear a Liger chant this Thursday, me, my beard, and my ever increasi...

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I voted then reviews the results. I'm joined just as the flipcup at Mulligan's era came to a close, but wasn't that like 10 seasons ago? Is that what people are referring too? Or is it inability to drink at the field? or inability to drink and drive? I'm at a loss how its gotten 57% of the votes *t...

Power Monger wrote:p.p.s - lets bring back the picture wars. those were fun.

AGREED!

I a) am not interested in anyone shedding tears for us and b) am perfectly happy to be blamed by all you crybabies at this point, but pretending as if we're victimizing you is pathetic...bottom line is that you're all just mad you're losing to our team full of jackasses instead of beating us mercil...

How about each team takes one male member and we just measure each competitor's slong....this way we have undisputable eveidence on who the winner is....could get quite interesting with the upcoming weeks and the cold weather coming in!!!!! We aren't called the "Nine Inch Males" for nothi...

Most boring thread I've ever read..

PDubbZer wrote:
And you just pulled a Karen.

No, this girl is pulling a Karen

secordsmith wrote:

YourFutureMVP wrote:Hey did you hear that we won Chick Fil A Dodgeball tournament? Wow, Scared Kickless is full of amazing pseudo sports stars.

UP YOURS

Another solid reply by Secord, I don't know how you keep those gem's coming one after another like that!!! Where do you get your EPIC material?!?

Oh, and I originally had the pirate hookers at #4 but bumped them down to #6 and you guys up to #4, so shaddup about me writing my awards, rethinking them, looking at evidence (how many were at the bar vs. SK) and then reevaluating the order. But at least the message board is seeing some good action...

These are "party rankings" not "bar attendance". Usually all the good partying goes on late at night, not between the hours of 6-9. Either way, I'm not going to sit there and make people clock in and out. I'm not running a damn factory here, I'm simply making observations as to w...

Rule #5: Ur an idiot wrote:Really Powder?

How to create a Josh Moore aka Powder.

1 - KIOS - They may have lost the attendance by % (barely) but they had the most numbers, and as usual everyone was up mingling and having a good time. Josh had a heightened infatuation with nipples last night for some reason. 2 - NIM - Way to win the $100 by a mere 2 minutes at 9pm. We're getting ...

peckerslap time! wrote:Can we see this clip somewhere?

Of Maggie on CBS or the fingerbang duel?

Midseason party: 1: Girl in Cop outfit ... 12: Everyone else Week 5 1 - Brocery Bags - Another solid week at the top of the party rankings. These guys always start off slow, you don't know they are there, but toward the end of the night they're the drunkest and loudest of anyone else. Good to have ...

The Farmer wrote:

Rule #5: Ur an idiot wrote:Unfortunately, Busch will probably be rocking the 14 pregame beers, so you got one right.

Fuck you both. I haven't pregamed hard in a LONG ass time. I'd say 80% of the time I don't pregame at all...now that I write that, I don't know why I'm defending myself; it truth seems worse for some reason.

Yeah, there were a ton of cops there. I didn't see the fight, and the people involved seemed like just regular bar people, not river city or WAKA, but I could be wrong. It was mega annoying since I was ready to leave, but I had parked in front of Gus' and the cops double parked me in. Assholes. No w...

Well it looks like I was voluntold to do the awards this season. Not being at the board meetings probably was when I was elected for this duty. Anyway, I'll try to get them out every week after this week, so step it up everyone. 1. Brocery Bags - While the rest of the league was at home watching Dan...

Busch...there were 4 teams! I was still there. I was the last person at the bar...haha. I thought you left. I looked around and didn't see anyone that I really knew, so I decided to get the hell outta there. I spotted a couple of the brocery bags sucking down burritos at lunch, they looked legitima...

Boxey can be honest, it was obvious that she didn't want to vote because we'd all think she was voting for KIOS since she used to play for them. Plus she was last to vote and she would be the sole deciding vote. If it came down to KIOS/Ligers and you (luke) had the last vote, you'd have a hard time ...

When I left at 11:30 there were 3 teams represented. Shannon from SK was there, I was there (but leaving) and Brocery bags had a solid 9 people all in kickball gear drinking their faces off. Good to see the ol' Brocery Bags out late last night. Solid bunch of people, turns out they all work at Capit...

Not that I'm aware of. I do the end of season awards, I was never told to do the party rankings; nor do I enjoy doing them. It was suggested that I do the party rankings since I'm always at the bar late as hell. I simply don't have the time w/ the new job to rank the teams and write witty comments a...

Get on it

and then after that when we are still complaining about which team won, we all just say who cares, it's kickball, we're dressing up for fun! :) The "who cares" would be fine if there wasn't A: Trash talking rights and B: $150 to the winner. And yeah, we're having this discussion over HOW ...

Not too bad of an idea, I'm just worried about a team working their ass off and taking second place because they can't get first. Or going all out one week, and phoning it in the second week since there is no way to win. I don't think anyone participates in theme weeks to win $150 in free drinks. Th...

I agree, the voting is bullshit. Although KIOS did a good job, they didn't deserve to win. It's also no coincidence that KIOS truly won because of spite between Ligers and SK, and SK and the Ligers. Yes, KIOS had good costumes, but they were in no way as good as Ligers and SK. I of course voted for ...

Not our choice, it was the county that decided to give up our field yesterday. Deal with it.

Just felt like pulling out this ol' gem...

NIM = Nine Inch Males (your favorite delicacy)

"The Other Team" is an even worse name than their previous "Balls n' Brews". Although it's not as bad as "teal team".

This forum has been pathetic all summer long. As motivation I'm going to start punching 1 kitten each day this forum stays silent.

Targets below:

Ahh the future

Richmond Lushes would LOVE that, see you next week Shemale

Should I say anymore or should we discuss what happens when you actually play all of your girls? Again...we played all our girls, I have no clue where the fuck you guys got the idea that we didn't play our girls that showed up. Keep making shit up. Oh and yeah, go get a better chant. At least we ha...

It is absolutely no fun to play the Ligers in kickball. I can see why teams only stick around for one season and never play WAKA again. Oh, and way to ruin the message board too. Otherwise, we're delighted to "ruin the message board"...not our fault you sally asses can't take it. . We can...

Secondly, I find it a little indecent that you bench girls or tell them they aren't needed when they are clearly there, in order to win a game. The Rollins girls both told me they were going to play but in order for you to "win" you tell them to go play softball instead. Just saying. Play...

We did play everyone that showed up. This was the first game that we actually played to win and not do what we usually do, which is play to give everyone equal playing time at various positions. If you noticed, we still pitched 3 pitchers against you guys last night instead of just one. It's a risk,...

oh also. way to fail NIM. you guys were running around the field after the game with your boxes saying, 'nine inch mong, eh?" the retards at the front had their box backwards. too funny! Fail? How about a fucking WIN. We weren't saying "nine inch mong" it was "nine inch males&qu...

I dunno, but it's a good time to pull out this old gem...

we totally deserve the bump up here, and KIOS is ready to bring it again tonight!! buschy, you can just put us first in party rankings and forget about everyone else... I'll get right on that. The problem is, I don't stay very late at the bar this season nor drink. I can't afford to be tired at wor...