hey will, thanks for that nice trailer you sent around previewing our thursday game. it's too bad that the trailer uses scenes taken out of context.
spoiler alert: this is a story about hubris. at the start, prideful off in the park flies too close to the sun. the sun, being on the side of all that is good and holy and bttm, burns their website-generated, dumbass nicknames off the back of their shirts and sends them down to earth for a brutal beating at the hands of balls to the mall, whose realistic expectations of their skill level prevented them from sounding like douchebags in the weekly newsletter. you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll cheer, for bttm is the savior of kickball.
p.s. watch for a tumblesault. forecast suggests that matt rahn kills one of his teammates this week.