To anyone who thinks Oakley is a good ref...

[MO-Peep]

"You know what will make an awesome Happy Days episode? Let's have Fonzie jump a tank with a shark in it with his motorcycle." - Oakley

[Lost_Sage]

"I think you should produce the Britney Spears comeback tour. Seriously. She's lost weight and stuff." - Oakley Federline

[Karl]

OJ, my man! Where you going? You need a lift? Just hooked up this brand new Bronco, ain't she a beauty?! - Oakley Kardashian

[MO-Peep]

"Cullen, you should totally take a date to the EOSP." - OH

[kickurubaru]

"You guys, seriously. We CANNOT reschedule the Challenger launch again. My boss is already pissed at me. Let's just make it for next week. I'm sure the weather man was wrong about the forecast. Those guys aren't even real scientists."

-Dr. Oakley VonHall, Chief Aerospace Engineer, NASA

[Karl]

No, look, Milli, you're not listening. You and your brother just dance. You don't sing. You just get on stage, look buff, dance, and make your mouths move along with the music. Let us handle the rest. What could go wrong? - Bruce "Oakley Hall" Dickinson

[Lost_Sage]

"Look if you want to make it in reggae, it's easy. Hire a white guy and call him, like, I dunno, Snow. And for lyrics, this sampling of baby talk is a guaranteed 12-album career." - Jimmy Oakley Jam XVII

[££££]

Two words "New Coke" - Oakley Hall, EVP product development Coca Cola co.

[MO-Peep]

"Guess what I'm doing this weekend? Going hunting with the vice-president! Jealous?" - Oakley "buckshot" Hall

[Diffles Reject]

"Look Ms. Nowak, if you love him, go after him. Kidnapping's romantic!" - Oakley "Buzz" Halldrin

[-LD-]

"No ashlee, don't worry about, know one will ever know - we don't have technological flubs like they did back in the days of milli vanilli " - Oakley "dad" Simpson.

[BigEasy]

"Look Mary Jo, I'm sure Teddy is a fine young man, don't worry about a thing he will get you home safely." Oakley Kopechne

[Diffles Reject]

"Hey, Di, I swear I'm OK to drive!" - Oakli Paul

[Lost_Sage]

"It's a movie ... about a world that's all water. I mean, Kevin Costner's a visionary!" - Roger (Oakley) Ebert

[BigEasy]

"Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" —President Oakley Bush

[Choo Choo Charlie]

"So Hitler signed the Munich Agreement, he'll stay out of the Sudetenland, no need to disarm Germany." Oakley Chamberlain

[J Hard]

"I really have to finance No, No Nanette. Let's sell Babe Ruth to the Yankees." Oakley Frazee Hall

[The Ro]

"I'm sorry Adolf, we just dont view your artwork as anything extraordinary."-- Dr. Oakley Hall, Admissions Director, Academy of Fine Arts Vienna

[J Hard]

"Alright band, time to take the field, no way Cal returns this kick." Oakley Hall, Stanford Band Leader, 1982

[Choo Choo Charlie]

"There is no way this one jar of oil will last the jews the 8 days they will need to get more" Antiochus Oakley circa First Hannukah

[J Hard]

"Dewey Defeats Truman!" - Oakley Tribune

[Choo Choo Charlie]

"A lot of questions will be answered on the Heroes 2nd season finale"

[FearTheFro]

"I can't be beat and I won't be beat!!" - Clubber Oakley

[J Hard]

"Hey Buddy Holly, we're all getting this flight together if you want in." - Oakley Big Bopper Hall

[Choo Choo Charlie]

so far you have only gotten 27 posts, not 1000.

[J Hard]

so far you have only gotten 27 posts, not 1000.

Is this a challenge? I was being facetious about the whole thing but now I kind of want to get 1,000 posts in this thread alone...And, to be fair, I had like 5 before so it's only about 22.

[FearTheFro]

so far you have only gotten 27 posts, not 1000.

Is this a challenge? I was being facetious about the whole thing but now I kind of want to get 1,000 posts in this thread alone...And, to be fair, I had like 5 before so it's only about 22.

Don't play chicken with the train.

[Choo Choo Charlie]

so far you have only gotten 27 posts, not 1000.

Is this a challenge? I was being facetious about the whole thing but now I kind of want to get 1,000 posts in this thread alone...And, to be fair, I had like 5 before so it's only about 22.

Don't play chicken with the train.

signature!!

[J Hard]

"Let's tell the NFL the Patriots were spying on us." - Oakley Mangini

[Choo Choo Charlie]

"let's plan a business trip for the weekend of the EOSP" -Manther Oakley

[Manther Eater]

"let's plan a business trip for the weekend of the EOSP" -Manther Oakley

I DID NOT PLAN THE TRIP...it was already planned prior to EOSP. don't make me feel bad.

[J Hard]

"I think Pedro has one more batter left in him." - Oakley Little, 2003 ALCS

[Choo Choo Charlie]

"let's plan a business trip for the weekend of the EOSP" -Manther Oakley

I DID NOT PLAN THE TRIP...it was already planned prior to EOSP. don't make me feel bad.

I just wanted you to reply and it worked. If that means you feel bad, it's worth it.

[Kickbot]

OMG! I'm so famous and for all the right reasons. I've prepared a few remarks:

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to beat Hey Whoa because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

Oakley Hall - Miss Teen Kickball 2007

[Choo Choo Charlie]

OMG! I'm so famous and for all the right reasons. I've prepared a few remarks:

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to beat Hey Whoa because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

Oakley Hall - Miss Teen Kickball 2007

lolz, is that an exact quote of what she said??

[WenDiesel]

OMG! I'm so famous and for all the right reasons. I've prepared a few remarks:

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to beat Hey Whoa because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

Oakley Hall - Miss Teen Kickball 2007

You're so friggin hot...

[BigEasy]

OMG! I'm so famous and for all the right reasons. I've prepared a few remarks:

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to beat Hey Whoa because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

Oakley Hall - Miss Teen Kickball 2007

lolz, is that an exact quote of what she said??

Here is the exact quote:

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

[kickurubaru]

OMG! I'm so famous and for all the right reasons. I've prepared a few remarks:

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to beat Hey Whoa because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

Oakley Hall - Miss Teen Kickball 2007

I think you're my favorite sibling. Also:

"Hey adorable little sister! It's a snow day so let's play WWF fighting champion and I only weigh 100 pounds more than you do so it's a totally fair fight. Oops, I threw you across the room? My bad, I bet your shoulder hurts because it's dislocated. I'll try and jam it back in the socket. Okay, that didn't work. You'll be fine. Let's wait 4 hours until mom gets home from work to find out that your collar bone is broken. Why are you crying? YOU WANT A KNUCKLE SANDWICH? Bring me a Mad Magazine."

-Oakley Hall, age 15

[Karl]

"Hey Karl, it's 2am. Have two more PBRs and let's touch base about going home in another hour." - Oakley "Last Night" Hall

[MO-Peep]

I L-word this thread...

"For our first round draft pick, we choose... Sam Bowie." - Oakley "Trailblazers" Hall