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Postby TwankieDeuce » July 25th, 2008, 7:26 am

I started a new thread and the rule is, the only talk in here is about today, the double header, the bar festivities, or weekly conjugal visits to your mom in the slammer, which I thoroughly enjoy on Fridays.

Ok, go!
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Postby secordsmith » July 25th, 2008, 7:54 am

HELL YEA I'm freaking stoked for this weekend... after taking a week off for Comfort Zone Camp (aka Estrogen Camp) I'm ready to play some serious kickball, do some serious drinking, and cause some serious mayhem! Its been a hell of a week for me, and its gonna be a hell of a weekend!!!!!!
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Postby wtfru » July 25th, 2008, 7:54 am

it's my first time playing on a friday this week! yay!
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Postby GET PSYCHO » July 25th, 2008, 7:55 am

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Postby flip c*up yours » July 25th, 2008, 7:56 am

I'm pretty pumped about tonight's festivities.
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Postby flip c*up yours » July 25th, 2008, 7:56 am

wtfru wrote:it's my first time playing on a friday this week! yay!
be gentle.


You are a kickball veteran. No taking it easy on you tonight!
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Postby wtfru » July 25th, 2008, 8:00 am

yeah, but i've missed the craziness of the past few weeks. it'll take me a minute to catch up.

just a minute tho. i've got my not-so-secret crazy sauce all ready.
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Postby TwankieDeuce » July 25th, 2008, 8:04 am

wtfru wrote:yeah, but i've missed the craziness of the past few weeks. it'll take me a minute to catch up.

just a minute tho. i've got my not-so-secret crazy sauce all ready.


Hopefully it's better than your "weaksauce"
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Postby The Farmer » July 25th, 2008, 8:06 am

secordsmith wrote:HELL YEA I'm freaking stoked for this weekend... after taking a week off for Comfort Zone Camp (aka Estrogen Camp) I'm ready to play some serious kickball, do some serious drinking, and cause some serious mayhem! Its been a hell of a week for me, and its gonna be a hell of a weekend!!!!!!


hell yeah. nate, did you get your school girl outfit yet?
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Postby wtfru » July 25th, 2008, 8:14 am

TwankieDeuce wrote:
wtfru wrote:yeah, but i've missed the craziness of the past few weeks. it'll take me a minute to catch up.

just a minute tho. i've got my not-so-secret crazy sauce all ready.


Hopefully it's better than your "weaksauce"


GRRRR
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Postby TwankieDeuce » July 25th, 2008, 8:17 am

wtfru wrote:
TwankieDeuce wrote:
wtfru wrote:yeah, but i've missed the craziness of the past few weeks. it'll take me a minute to catch up.

just a minute tho. i've got my not-so-secret crazy sauce all ready.


Hopefully it's better than your "weaksauce"


GRRRR


Hey, just someone said Sara=weaksauce yesterday...don't molest the messenger.
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Postby CaptainPlastic » July 25th, 2008, 8:23 am

i just tried on my outfit for tonight. i may as well go naked w/ socks.
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Postby flip c*up yours » July 25th, 2008, 8:26 am

CaptainPlastic wrote:i just tried on my outfit for tonight. i may as well go naked w/ socks.


Wow. That is awesome.
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Postby The Farmer » July 25th, 2008, 8:26 am

CaptainPlastic wrote:i just tried on my outfit for tonight. i may as well go naked w/ socks.


i have no problems w/ that ;)
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Postby TwankieDeuce » July 25th, 2008, 8:27 am

CaptainPlastic wrote:i just tried on my outfit for tonight. i may as well go naked w/ socks.


Heels please ;)
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Postby CaptainPlastic » July 25th, 2008, 9:23 am

i wore heels last week, im wearing heels again this week.
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Postby TwankieDeuce » July 25th, 2008, 9:32 am

CaptainPlastic wrote:i wore heels last week, im wearing heels again this week.


And zee crab hat?
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Postby Busch on the field » July 25th, 2008, 10:03 am

Got a flask of cappy in my desk right now.....lunch -> 5:45 is goin' to be fuuuuuuuuun.
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Postby TwankieDeuce » July 25th, 2008, 10:14 am

I'm rolling out of this bitch at 12:30, avoid some tickets on my 95 southbound drive, find something to eat, work on my costume, drink something alcoholic, then head to the field.
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Postby Titts Mcgee » July 25th, 2008, 10:15 am

CJ-check your email if you havn't already :D
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Postby The Farmer » July 25th, 2008, 10:30 am

any pre-gaming action going on today?
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Postby patty no pants » July 25th, 2008, 10:32 am

I'm having a bit of a dilemma. Aside from the fact that I am way too old to be in anything remotely schoolgirl-ish. :)Does eye black go with the get-up?!!! Ah...decisions!!!!
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Postby Busch on the field » July 25th, 2008, 10:32 am

TwankieDeuce wrote:I'm rolling out of this bitch at 12:30, avoid some tickets on my 95 southbound drive, find something to eat, work on my costume, drink something alcoholic, then head to the field.



F you
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Postby tk-421 » July 25th, 2008, 10:33 am

I probably will not be able to get much in... I am going to be pressed just to get to the games on time.... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Postby flip c*up yours » July 25th, 2008, 10:34 am

pmint58 wrote:I'm having a bit of a dilemma. Aside from the fact that I am way too old to be in anything remotely schoolgirl-ish. :)Does eye black go with the get-up?!!! Ah...decisions!!!!


Eye black is a great accessory for any occassion. Go for it!
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Postby patty no pants » July 25th, 2008, 10:37 am

Haha. I couldn't agree more! :)
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Postby TwankieDeuce » July 25th, 2008, 11:01 am

A real black eye is the best...save that for Pimps and Ho's week.

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Postby TwankieDeuce » July 25th, 2008, 11:10 am

WIN 2 TICKETS AND ALL EXPENSES PAID INCLUDING AIR FARE TO THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES IN BEIJING, CHINA

To participate is very easy, just view the attached photo, correctly answer the following questions and send your answers to: International Olympic Committee,

1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?
6. Which two just finished a joint?
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Postby PDubbZer » July 25th, 2008, 11:23 am

OK so anyone actually looking to pre-game it today?
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Postby TwankieDeuce » July 25th, 2008, 11:28 am

PDubbZer wrote:OK so anyone actually looking to pre-game it today?


Everyone is working. I'm taking off in a minute but I got shit to do at my house before company comes down. Plus I have to work on my outfit. I'll be at the field around 5pm with a huge sign on my car saying "Scott Coston is my daddy" and a six pack tucked under my arm.

You think anyone would notice?
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Postby PDubbZer » July 25th, 2008, 11:34 am

TwankieDeuce wrote:
PDubbZer wrote:OK so anyone actually looking to pre-game it today?


Everyone is working. I'm taking off in a minute but I got shit to do at my house before company comes down. Plus I have to work on my outfit. I'll be at the field around 5pm with a huge sign on my car saying "Scott Coston is my daddy" and a six pack tucked under my arm.

You think anyone would notice?


I'm sure they won't you should do it.
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Postby Debbie does Kickball » July 25th, 2008, 11:41 am

TwankieDeuce wrote:
PDubbZer wrote:OK so anyone actually looking to pre-game it today?


Everyone is working. I'm taking off in a minute but I got shit to do at my house before company comes down. Plus I have to work on my outfit. I'll be at the field around 5pm with a huge sign on my car saying "Scott Coston is my daddy" and a six pack tucked under my arm.

You think anyone would notice?



CJ I think you will blend right in with your sign and 6-pack!

Glad to hear you guys talking about costumes! I was starting to think I'd be the only scandalous pirate there!

Yay for my first post! :)
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Postby tk-421 » July 25th, 2008, 12:11 pm

Debbie does Kickball wrote:
TwankieDeuce wrote:
PDubbZer wrote:OK so anyone actually looking to pre-game it today?


Everyone is working. I'm taking off in a minute but I got shit to do at my house before company comes down. Plus I have to work on my outfit. I'll be at the field around 5pm with a huge sign on my car saying "Scott Coston is my daddy" and a six pack tucked under my arm.

You think anyone would notice?



CJ I think you will blend right in with your sign and 6-pack!

Glad to hear you guys talking about costumes! I was starting to think I'd be the only scandalous pirate there!

Yay for my first post! :)



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Postby Power Monger » July 25th, 2008, 12:40 pm

TwankieDeuce wrote:
wtfru wrote:
TwankieDeuce wrote:
wtfru wrote:yeah, but i've missed the craziness of the past few weeks. it'll take me a minute to catch up.

just a minute tho. i've got my not-so-secret crazy sauce all ready.


Hopefully it's better than your "weaksauce"


GRRRR


Hey, just someone said Sara=weaksauce yesterday...don't molest the messenger.


It was me and it "Sara's not Sara".
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Postby Power Monger » July 25th, 2008, 12:43 pm

Debbie does Kickball wrote:
TwankieDeuce wrote:
PDubbZer wrote:OK so anyone actually looking to pre-game it today?


Everyone is working. I'm taking off in a minute but I got shit to do at my house before company comes down. Plus I have to work on my outfit. I'll be at the field around 5pm with a huge sign on my car saying "Scott Coston is my daddy" and a six pack tucked under my arm.

You think anyone would notice?



CJ I think you will blend right in with your sign and 6-pack!

Glad to hear you guys talking about costumes! I was starting to think I'd be the only scandalous pirate there!

Yay for my first post! :)



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Postby secordsmith » July 25th, 2008, 12:43 pm

Debbie does Kickball wrote:
TwankieDeuce wrote:
PDubbZer wrote:OK so anyone actually looking to pre-game it today?


Everyone is working. I'm taking off in a minute but I got shit to do at my house before company comes down. Plus I have to work on my outfit. I'll be at the field around 5pm with a huge sign on my car saying "Scott Coston is my daddy" and a six pack tucked under my arm.

You think anyone would notice?



CJ I think you will blend right in with your sign and 6-pack!

Glad to hear you guys talking about costumes! I was starting to think I'd be the only scandalous pirate there!

Yay for my first post! :)


Welcome Aboard!
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Postby Power Monger » July 25th, 2008, 12:43 pm

TwankieDeuce wrote:
PDubbZer wrote:OK so anyone actually looking to pre-game it today?


Everyone is working. I'm taking off in a minute but I got shit to do at my house before company comes down. Plus I have to work on my outfit. I'll be at the field around 5pm with a huge sign on my car saying "Scott Coston is my daddy" and a six pack tucked under my arm.

You think anyone would notice?


that's simply not true....all of my illegitimate children are accounted for
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Postby TwankieDeuce » July 25th, 2008, 1:46 pm

Power Monger wrote:
TwankieDeuce wrote:
PDubbZer wrote:OK so anyone actually looking to pre-game it today?


Everyone is working. I'm taking off in a minute but I got shit to do at my house before company comes down. Plus I have to work on my outfit. I'll be at the field around 5pm with a huge sign on my car saying "Scott Coston is my daddy" and a six pack tucked under my arm.

You think anyone would notice?


that's simply not true....all of my illegitimate children are accounted for


The ones you claim on your taxes...I'll never call you a father...you were never there for me.

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