Whoever from 3BO that was talking reckless unfounded shit at the bar last night, consider yourself on notice. Sparkle Motion will play you anywhere anytime and slaughter rule you. After you recover from the severe humiliation and bouts of soul-crippling depression that follow that loss, we will then drink you under the table until you have to go on dialysis. and we'll do all of this while being better looking, savvier and more patriotic than you could ever hope to be. I pay my fines straight cash homey.
RyanHartisanasshat.com America, Back-to-Back World War Champs