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How will Trey get hurt in NY?

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Postby machinegunkelly » August 21st, 2009, 2:06 pm

trey pops up a bunt and Dematas tries to kick the ball and hits trey in the groin. Most likely in a elite 8....trey sits out the rest of the tourney icing his balls
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Postby Retired » August 21st, 2009, 2:08 pm

machinegunkelly wrote:trey pops up a bunt and Dematas tries to kick the ball and hits trey in the groin. Most likely in a elite 8....trey sits out the rest of the tourney icing his balls


you are missing on huge variable. Trey must have balls! Damn side effects from steroids.
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Postby Lock it Up Mikey » August 21st, 2009, 2:08 pm

machinegunkelly wrote:trey pops up a bunt and Dematas tries to kick the ball and hits trey in the groin. Most likely in a elite 8....trey sits out the rest of the tourney icing his balls



And announces his brand new team, Black and Blue Balls.


(they're gonna be REALLY good, btw)
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Postby Karl » August 21st, 2009, 2:10 pm

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Postby Kickin » August 21st, 2009, 2:11 pm

Trey swims in a fountain ankle deep and...wait...that actually happened. Okay, Trey slides into 3B...damn, that's taken too. While unloading the short bus Trey has Sean fall on him spraining his pinkie toe. Odds 2-1.
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Postby *Angel* » August 21st, 2009, 2:13 pm

Crossing the street to the fields, hit by the sidemirror of a citybus.
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Postby Retired » August 21st, 2009, 2:13 pm

Trey gets a surprise visit by POW and gets bitch slapped by him and his Mom!
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Postby kim dude » August 21st, 2009, 2:15 pm

run into by bike messenger or punched by tranny hooker for laughing at their 5 o'clock shadow
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Postby Retired » August 21st, 2009, 2:17 pm

Watching the bar crash into his chest because he actually put 290 lbs on the bench press bar!
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Postby THE LARGER TWIN » August 21st, 2009, 2:18 pm

Sean (TQO) will become belligerently drunk this evening and begin exposing himself to strangers. Trey, being the good guy, will then step in to calm the situation to try and help his NYC teammate/roommate avoid being handed a beating. The angered party will then proceed to punch Trey in the face for stopping him from destroying Sean, resulting in a broken nose.
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Postby Jared It Up! » August 21st, 2009, 2:18 pm

he'll get struck by lightning.
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Postby Retired » August 21st, 2009, 2:25 pm

He plays MFK and picks the wrong person to Kill! ;)
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Postby Retired » August 21st, 2009, 2:28 pm

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Postby -TK- » August 21st, 2009, 2:28 pm

THE LARGER TWIN wrote:Sean (TQO) will become belligerently drunk this evening and begin exposing himself to strangers. Trey, being the good guy, will then step in to calm the situation to try and help his NYC teammate/roommate avoid being handed a beating. The angered party will then proceed to punch Trey in the face for stopping him from destroying Sean, resulting in a broken nose.


Considering his roommates- I'm going to guess it'll have something to do with male genitalia :shock:
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Postby AD-ROCK » August 21st, 2009, 2:49 pm

Trey, Sean and myself will be missing Sunday morning... upon investigation of the room all that is found are 2 unopened condoms, The HYPE Cup, a couple whipped cream cans, some bandaid wrappers and the smell of women's perfume. 1.5 months later we surface in Las Vegas wearing LIU Orange.
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Postby JohnnyBlaze » August 21st, 2009, 2:52 pm

He'll probably forget to stretch before...
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Postby Retired » August 21st, 2009, 2:57 pm

Trey Vs. someone in person!

No computer to protect him!
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Postby kiMpOssible » August 21st, 2009, 3:10 pm

Swimming in the Hudson, he'll be swept up by a net of some kind.
He will then hitchhike back and make it to Prospect Park just in time, playing out the games covered in raw sewage.

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Postby NoShoes » August 22nd, 2009, 12:41 am

Trey gets a staph infection from a tranny surprise peeing in his butt, and is unable to play catcher due to the fact that he keeps wetting his kickball shorts.
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Postby Zak » August 22nd, 2009, 5:54 pm

Trey injury report, Jerome threw a rock at his foot and hit him in the toe.
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Postby Lost_Sage » August 22nd, 2009, 6:30 pm

Trey may have avoided any on-field malaise, but there is still Aces & Eights with which to contend ...
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Postby The Slam » August 22nd, 2009, 11:16 pm

Trey got injured. T shirt to the eye. No joke
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Postby Dematas » August 23rd, 2009, 8:26 am

Lost_Sage wrote:Trey may have avoided any on-field malaise, but there is still Aces & Eights with which to contend ...


I did hear he got kicked out.
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Postby Zak » August 23rd, 2009, 8:29 am

Dematas wrote:
Lost_Sage wrote:Trey may have avoided any on-field malaise, but there is still Aces & Eights with which to contend ...


I did hear he got kicked out.

Last I remember seeing him he was sitting on a bench and people were pouring beer on his lap and or mouth.
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Postby Dematas » August 23rd, 2009, 8:32 am

Zak wrote:
Dematas wrote:
Lost_Sage wrote:Trey may have avoided any on-field malaise, but there is still Aces & Eights with which to contend ...


I did hear he got kicked out.

Last I remember seeing him he was sitting on a bench and people were pouring beer on his lap and or mouth.


My boy Andy was drinking pitcher after pitcher, Trey was like, I paid $20 for the strongest LI ice tea. Andy was like, how does the strongest LI icea have ice in it?
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Postby Zak » August 23rd, 2009, 8:41 am

That is a very valid point
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Postby Dematas » August 23rd, 2009, 8:55 am

Zak wrote:That is a very valid point


Stefan came downstairs and was like, ice is a waste of space of something. Love that guy.
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