WEEK 8 PREDICTIONS

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Way behind so these will have to be quick…not that anyone really cares..Luke and I with a hint of Jody are the only ones who come to this page now anyways. Hell, K365 got more traffic with the doucherings from the other leagues afar. Anyways, quick predictions…

6:15 - Brocery Bags v. 3KM
3Kicks tie Baggers, 0-0.
Word is they both will forfeit because of their absence to DC for the week. Let’s say Tyrone and crew stay in town though, they win. Not sure what kind of debauchery is going on over at Cap One right now but it’s f*cking up our Thursday. Well, their Thursday, not mine.

Hot Assets v. Colonel Angus
Ailing Angus over Hot Arses, 5-3
I’m gonna go out on a ledge here and say The Magic Beard, a shirtless Jon Jon, Boxer, Nami bomb, Brittany, and Drago take this one. They need their first legit win and I think it will come tonight. Franzenheimers are out of town and without them their may be an inner team implosion for the Arses.

7:00 - Justin Thyme v. Rusty Trombones
TBones over JT, 8-3
Bruce, T-Locity, and the Rageface 3rd get this one. I know you are swimming in mounds of ‘Zyte Wood, but these faulkers are on a roll right now. I’ll take some ‘Zyte though, I know you can spare.

NIM v. The Dude
NIM over Dude, 7-1
Squirrelmaster and the Coalition douse Dude with the secret cider from the mountains and get on the positive side of .500. Dude falls 6 times in the field. *sigh*

Buck Nasty v. 30STB
BN over 30 sandbags, 8-2
A very interesting game this will be and I feel more of a defensive battle than BN expects. With the Garda foot gone we’ll see how Stretch and the SteeleMarron match up against Team Darkness. First real test for BN this year that’s for sure while 30 Sandbags have nothing to lose.

7:45
SK v. NIM
SK over NIM, 7-3
Capt. Mel and Chinballs face off against teammates of old in this one. This will come down to how much mountain witchery the Squirrel can muster up and if there is any secret cider left, but I feel Skickless brings this one home while taking advantage of the 439 short and strong.

KIOS v. Why So Social
Andre leaves his risky business at home and rally’s his Socialites to take this and move one step closer to the Shiva with ease. Aaron or Linebacker, if you play grab ass with one of the Socialites I’ll buy you a pitcher. Promise.


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WEEK 8 RESULTS:

6:15 - Brocery Bags v. 3KM
3Kicks tie Baggers, 0-0.
Actual, 3 Kicks over Baggers, forfeit, Semi correct prediction
I was close enough on this one. Regardless, there ya go Tyrone. Sources have revealed since all of you work at CapOne including the Baggers you had something to do with them getting shipped off on this particular week. Maybe some special favors to Captain Richard D. Furbank himself? What kind of fraternization policies are in you guys wallets?

Hot Assets v. Colonel Angus
Ailing Angus over Hot Arses, 5-3
Ailing Angus over Hot Arses, 5-3, Perfect Prediction!
I knew it! Diana Parks put her foot down this week and said she had enough! She was tired of sitting in the back of the bus AKA standings and finally did something about it. She didn’t get arrested this time too! Double bonus! Word is Henrico was too busy responding to a domestic between Jody and his door again.

7:00 - Justin Thyme v. Rusty Trombones
TBones over JT, 8-3
Actual, Golden Flutes over Justenzyte, 3-1, Correct prediction
A little bit closer than I thought it would be but still the end result I expected. Word is Woody shared his secret stash he stole from Walgreens to Bruce and Co. before the game as a kind gesture for a pleasant match. You can’t do that Wood. Giving Enzyte to someone under 30 doesn’t just put them in a good mood with a smile to match. They grow f*ckin’ wings and piss golden excellence. They clearly already loved pissing, now you gave them gold. D@mnit, now we are all f*cked.

NIM v. The Dude
NIM over Dude, 7-1
Actual, NIM over Dude, 6-2. Correct prediction
The Ginger Coalition drowned Chuck in Charge and the Abiddles with the secret cider of the mountains as planned. One good thing that came out of the night at least, Shrek (Reagan) spilled his beans to us at the pregame of his engagement. Congrats buddy, and one more for good measure that she didn’t turn into an ogre when you slapped that ring on.

Buck Nasty v. 30STB
BN over 30 Sandbags, 8-2
Actual, BN over 30 Outs In A Row, 8-0
Ahhhh that wasn’t very nice. My badddddd. Maybe if the Garda foot was there you would’ve gotten someone on base before the 5th inning. (The one and only compliment I will give you this season Garda). Anywho, tough game for 30, Team Darkness’ defense was on point Thursday night. One bright note for 30 was the backward K strikeout Kell Marron delivered to Jodemiah late in the game. Criikes what a mysterious pitch that was….or Jody’s eyesight started going in and out again. Where the hell are your bifocals?

7:45
SK v. NIM
SK over NIM, 7-3
Actual, SK over NIM, 6-2.
The coalition was probably too ciderfaced to give Skickless a run for the money, as most teams are for the late games…except Skickless that is. I keeeeed, I keeeeed. I know one of you hits the can hard and that is your ginger sasquatch. Not sure what magical potion he had at the pregame but I am almost certain everclear was an ingredient. Nonetheless, Capt. Mel and Chinballs get the W as planned.

KIOS v. Why So Social
WSS over KIOS, I forgot the predict a score
Actual, WSS over KIOS, 13-2
No fear boners for Andre and company in this one as Why So Social continued their onslaught for the Shiva with a vinegar stroke of KIOS. Late games for KIOS = a lot of fistpumping and sandstorming with an overwhelming amount of inebriation which typically means they forget about the kickball game. Hey, at least they stick to their roots.

Happy Humpday all 7 of you, Week 9 Power Rankings and Predictions soon to follow.

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