Predictions

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Scared Kickless vs Orange Jubilee
Would have to agree that this is the featured matchup of the week...SK should spank OJ, but OJ had a big win last week so I’m not counting them out since SK has never been that good anyway. I see SK winning regardless though, but a close game and I am rooting for Sensei and his band of retard ninjas.

Ligers vs Playground Bullies
This is going to be the game that I’ll be referring to as my “weekly baby fisting.” Bullies are 1-3 with only 4 runs scored in 4 games...doesn’t bode well against our solid Liger defense, esp. the week I think we’re for the first time ever the top offensive team in the league thusfar. Ligers by at least 7, maybe double digits.

Mammal Toes vs RuPauls
Mammal Toes has had a hard schedule. I can’t seem to get the website up, but I’m pretty positive RuPauls has not and they still have a weak record. Once again I’m going to have to predict who sucks more, and I’m thinking RuPauls sucks more, esp with clueless Blue Lagoon captaining the outfield. Mammal Toes wins this one but not by much cuz they still have a crap offense.

Kickin It vs TSA
TSA were gracious losers last week but they can’t defend the bunt (nor do they try besides having the 3rd baseman cheat)...if Kickin It reads this they will win the game. If not they will likely lose, since they apparently can only beat the shit teams and certainly lose to mediocre or good teams. Somebody needs to step up out of the middle of the pack though, and since TSA’s 0-2 loss to Das Boot was clearly a fluke, I’m going with Kickin It in this one.

Das Boot vs Drunk Again
Hmm let me think. Just kidding. Das Boot wins, only question is if they can pull their heads outta their asses and score 15 runs or continue their mediocre streak of weak offense. Whoever does power rankings next needs to boot the Boot from #1 until they prove they deserve it again. Sure defense wins championships, but you are all still gay.

15 Witnesses vs Stanky Legs
The best thing to ever happen to 15 Witnesses on a kickball field was a tie game. They will continue to never win a game until they play Off Constantly and it’s a battle of the sucks. Mediocre Stanky Legs wins.

Off Constantly vs Ronsons
Ronsons somehow have a 2-1-1 record, who the fuck are these guys? Doesn’t really matter since you’ve got Off Constantly...who get beat...every day they try to play kickball (no, I’m not saying it). Rumor has it that these clowns actually PRACTICED this week! I find this hilarious! Just accept it guys, you suck even though you’re somewhat fun. There’s no shame in that. I REALLY want to predict an upset here, but every time I think about it I just laugh. Ronsons win.

[MeanGreeN]

You're not saying what Luke? The rumors are true. We did practice Tuesday. And we are going to tear Ronnie Ronsons a new a-hole. and it will be pink! quote it

[patty no pants]

Luke can you PLEASE do the predictions every week? That was great. Tellin' it like it is with no remorse!

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Luke can you PLEASE do the predictions every week? That was great. Tellin' it like it is with no remorse!

Well it seems like Scottie's too busy these days so Pete's come to me as a 2nd option. Would love to continue although it'll likely be more of the same...just noting how bad everyone sucks.

[patty no pants]

Haha. Well, if it looks like a duck...and it walks like a duck...

[Darkness]

I agree, our offense sucks donkeyballs. I just can't force myself to rank scared kickless ahead of us at this point.

[PDubbZer]

I agree, our offense sucks donkeyballs. I just can't force myself to rank scared kickless ahead of us at this point.

How about now?

[UnderhandForever]

Funniest moment of the night...after the Ligers post 9 runs in the 1st inning, the Playground "Bullies" begin to mutter..."at least we get to go to the bar afterwards."

GREAT SUCCESS.

[secordsmith]

Scared Kickless vs Orange Jubilee
Would have to agree that this is the featured matchup of the week...SK should spank OJ, but OJ had a big win last week so I’m not counting them out since SK has never been that good anyway. I see SK winning regardless though, but a close game and I am rooting for Sensei and his band of retard ninjas.

Ligers vs Playground Bullies
This is going to be the game that I’ll be referring to as my “weekly baby fisting.” Bullies are 1-3 with only 4 runs scored in 4 games...doesn’t bode well against our solid Liger defense, esp. the week I think we’re for the first time ever the top offensive team in the league thusfar. Ligers by at least 7, maybe double digits.

Mammal Toes vs RuPauls
Mammal Toes has had a hard schedule. I can’t seem to get the website up, but I’m pretty positive RuPauls has not and they still have a weak record. Once again I’m going to have to predict who sucks more, and I’m thinking RuPauls sucks more, esp with clueless Blue Lagoon captaining the outfield. Mammal Toes wins this one but not by much cuz they still have a crap offense.

Kickin It vs TSA
TSA were gracious losers last week but they can’t defend the bunt (nor do they try besides having the 3rd baseman cheat)...if Kickin It reads this they will win the game. If not they will likely lose, since they apparently can only beat the shit teams and certainly lose to mediocre or good teams. Somebody needs to step up out of the middle of the pack though, and since TSA’s 0-2 loss to Das Boot was clearly a fluke, I’m going with Kickin It in this one.

Das Boot vs Drunk Again
Hmm let me think. Just kidding. Das Boot wins, only question is if they can pull their heads outta their asses and score 15 runs or continue their mediocre streak of weak offense. Whoever does power rankings next needs to boot the Boot from #1 until they prove they deserve it again. Sure defense wins championships, but you are all still gay.

15 Witnesses vs Stanky Legs
The best thing to ever happen to 15 Witnesses on a kickball field was a tie game. They will continue to never win a game until they play Off Constantly and it’s a battle of the sucks. Mediocre Stanky Legs wins.

Off Constantly vs Ronsons
Ronsons somehow have a 2-1-1 record, who the fuck are these guys? Doesn’t really matter since you’ve got Off Constantly...who get beat...every day they try to play kickball (no, I’m not saying it). Rumor has it that these clowns actually PRACTICED this week! I find this hilarious! Just accept it guys, you suck even though you’re somewhat fun. There’s no shame in that. I REALLY want to predict an upset here, but every time I think about it I just laugh. Ronsons win.

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Thank you very much. On top of people enjoying these, my predictions for this week were SPOT ON...7-0. I'm not gonna get too ahead of myself here cuz the matchups weren't that mind-boggling though, but we shall see if I can keep up my streak next week with a few tough games to call.

Scores from last night:
SK 13, OJ 4
Ligers 14, PG 0
Mammal Toes 2, RuPauls 1
Kickin It 6, TSA 3
Das Boot 5, Drunk Again 0
Stanky Legs 12, 15 Witnesses 3
Ronsons 5, Off Constantly 2