Why are there no party rankings?

[Sensei]

this is pretty typical of the WAKA spring seasons every year, towards the end everyone slacks the fuck off. There arent even any stats on the website....awesome....

[peckerslap time!]

hey chump-ass, the second you want to volunteer dozens of hours of your own time doing stats, be my guest...shit's time consuming esp. a) when there's 14 teams to keep track of, b) when half the teams don't know how to keep score anyway so deciphering the shit is like reading chinese and c) when your laptop dies and you lose all your data.

i don't see you volunteering for the board to make these things go more smoothly, so suck my balls if you don't like it ya crybaby.

[Sensei]

Wow dikwad that a great excuse "its hard so I just wont do it"....and i wont suk ur balls if i dont like it i will call you out for being an ineffectual piece of garbage like 3/4 of your team at the bar.

dont volunteer if you cant execute just like the party rankings.....

reminds me of the old GMOT....it was lame regardless

[CanZ]

Paging Franzen ...

[secordsmith]

hey chump-ass, the second you want to volunteer dozens of hours of your own time doing stats, be my guest...shit's time consuming esp. a) when there's 14 teams to keep track of, b) when half the teams don't know how to keep score anyway so deciphering the shit is like reading chinese and c) when your laptop dies and you lose all your data.

i don't see you volunteering for the board to make these things go more smoothly, so suck my balls if you don't like it ya crybaby.

Hey 2 Pump Chump,

We need our weekly predictions. I don't care if Frazen or Scott or Olson who ever asked you to do them. Your hatred and satire make for a much improved version.

Get on it.

- Secord

[Willie Fistergash]

dont volunteer if you cant execute just like the party rankings.....

reminds me of the old GMOT....it was lame regardless

Dear Fuckstick:

I'm going to guess that you voted Republican because that's a very GOP way to look at things. "Um, things aren't going to my liking so I'm going to sling some shit. Oh wait, whoops...someone is asking me to actually DO something to change it. Fuck, I better crawl back into my trust fund."

Go fuck yourself, BERNLY...no wonder you came up with an alter ego. Your name sounds like what they were going to call Teddy Ruxpin before they realized kids would just keep trying to fuck the teddy bear in the ass instead of sleeping next to it peacefully.

[Sensei]

Dear Fuckstick:

I'm going to guess that you voted Republican because that's a very GOP way to look at things. "Um, things aren't going to my liking so I'm going to sling some shit. Oh wait, whoops...someone is asking me to actually DO something to change it. Fuck, I better crawl back into my trust fund."

Go fuck yourself, BERNLY...no wonder you came up with an alter ego. Your name sounds like what they were going to call Teddy Ruxpin before they realized kids would just keep trying to fuck the teddy bear in the ass instead of sleeping next to it peacefully.

Actually Ass Goblin when there were no party rankings I did them! so try another argument.

Sorry thats a very democrat way of looking at things: Oh if I just do nothing I should get priase and some sort of handout, fuck that sir! I think if peckerslap dussett didnt have the time or the patience to do the stats then he shouldnt have stepped up. And you sir if you cant find 15 minutes to make up BS about other people from your weekend detension cell at the mens penal farm so be it! maybe next year it should be a rotating task, meaning each week one person for each team should do it....

[peckerslap time!]

Wow dikwad that a great excuse "its hard so I just wont do it"....and i wont suk ur balls if i dont like it i will call you out for being an ineffectual piece of garbage like 3/4 of your team at the bar.

dont volunteer if you cant execute just like the party rankings.....

reminds me of the old GMOT....it was lame regardless

Seriously Bernley, you've been around this league for like 25 years and you've never volunteered for any of this nonsense. So if you don't like it, volunteer your own lazy ass if you want to get shit done in a more timely manner.

[Sensei]

Muahahhahahaaaa

I prefer to just flame you instead!

[peckerslap time!]

Clearly you lazy sack of dicks.

[Willie Fistergash]

Dear Fuckstick:

I'm going to guess that you voted Republican because that's a very GOP way to look at things. "Um, things aren't going to my liking so I'm going to sling some shit. Oh wait, whoops...someone is asking me to actually DO something to change it. Fuck, I better crawl back into my trust fund."

Go fuck yourself, BERNLY...no wonder you came up with an alter ego. Your name sounds like what they were going to call Teddy Ruxpin before they realized kids would just keep trying to fuck the teddy bear in the ass instead of sleeping next to it peacefully.

Actually Ass Goblin when there were no party rankings I did them! so try another argument.

Sorry thats a very democrat way of looking at things: Oh if I just do nothing I should get priase and some sort of handout, fuck that sir! I think if peckerslap dussett didnt have the time or the patience to do the stats then he shouldnt have stepped up. And you sir if you cant find 15 minutes to make up BS about other people from your weekend detension cell at the mens penal farm so be it! maybe next year it should be a rotating task, meaning each week one person for each team should do it....

After putting up with all of your bullshit I will need a "detension" center because you fucking stress me out. Are you sure you didn't get Whit to write this retort for you? Its got more spelling and grammatical errors than Nate Smith's medical history ("Um, Emily. How do you spell "crabs"?) I would nominate you to take over the Party Rankings but I don't think there is enough Hooked on Phonics pamphlets in all of RVA to help the league members get through your shitpile of words.