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Postby Power Monger » June 12th, 2009, 8:04 am

1. Kickin IT - I saw boobies. I heart boobies.

Last Place : Everbody else - No boobies. Lamesauce.

Boobies will win...everytime. That's a fact of life kids.
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Postby EPatt » June 12th, 2009, 8:17 am

Well said sir. Boobies are gllllorious, especially when you motor boat bare ones!

Way to go ladies! I heart my team.
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Postby sedwards54 » June 12th, 2009, 1:38 pm

We were just doing our part to help the team dominate the party rankings, mission accomplished.

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Postby peckerslap time! » June 12th, 2009, 3:12 pm

sedwards54 wrote:We were just doing our part to help the team dominate the party rankings, mission accomplished.


Hilarious that your team has 2 brand new message board posters all the sudden who only joined the board so you could talk about how you whored yourself out because you knew otherwise you'd have no chance beating the Ligers while we drank for free all night. I hope you tell your daughters and grand daughters about this later in life and how it's OK to be shameless hookers just so you could get a piece of paper with your name on it presented to you from Scottie at Tiki Bob's.

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Postby Sensei » June 12th, 2009, 3:40 pm

peckerslap ease up, boobs used to be standard for the league, its changed and kickin it went old school. ask chuck about his shot.....

i appluad kickin its efforts dont listen to skidmark he is just jealous, now if female ganley, canz, and socks showed breasts i doubt u would be complaining!
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Postby peckerslap time! » June 12th, 2009, 3:50 pm

Sensei wrote:peckerslap ease up, boobs used to be standard for the league, its changed and kickin it went old school. ask chuck about his shot.....

i appluad kickin its efforts dont listen to skidmark he is just jealous, now if female ganley, canz, and socks showed breasts i doubt u would be complaining!


I don't ease up Cumstain, and I was there when Chuck took that shot...I bought it for him (and her). None of this means I don't personally applaud their efforts, I like boobs as much as the next guy. It's just no secret to me that they did it because it's the only way they could beat us.

And female Ganley, Canz and socks wear sports bras to athletic events...their purpose at kickball isn't just to show their boobs. Not that that's a good or bad thing, I'll just say they're different kinda ladies nowadays.

That all said, KI, the boobs were lovely, they are always nice to see. Doesn't mean I don't think it's shamelessly whoriffic.
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Postby sedwards54 » June 12th, 2009, 4:25 pm

stop being such a cry baby peckerslapper. Your team had ample oppurtunity to step up to the challenge. Kickin It has always had a strong showing at the bar every week and we close it down. Last night the only people left at the bar were 6 KI players, Franzen and Patti. Where were the infamous Ligers....
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Postby peckerslap time! » June 12th, 2009, 4:31 pm

sedwards54 wrote:stop being such a cry baby peckerslapper. Your team had ample oppurtunity to step up to the challenge. Kickin It has always had a strong showing at the bar every week and we close it down. Last night the only people left at the bar were 6 KI players, Franzen and Patti. Where were the infamous Ligers....


I ain't crying...if you guys win you will deserve it and I never said you didn't. I only said you were shameless hookers.
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Postby Willie Fistergash » June 13th, 2009, 2:02 am

So conflicted...

The willingness to show one's boobs is a great ranking accelerator. But the timing...the timing is what bothers me. It was such an obvious last ditch effort. I would rather see 1 boob a week for 10 weeks than 15 boobs in one week. Anyway, you guys certainly won for this week. Was it enough to pull it out for the #1 spot of the season though? I just don't know.


Pssst...

Actually I do know because I make this shit up.
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Postby Muss_In_Boots » June 13th, 2009, 8:31 am

The willingness to show one's boobs is a great ranking accelerator. But the timing...the timing is what bothers me. It was such an obvious last ditch effort. I would rather see 1 boob a week for 10 weeks than 15 boobs in one week. Anyway, you guys certainly won for this week. Was it enough to pull it out for the #1 spot of the season though? I just don't know.


As much of a last ditch effort as the Liger's penny war victory. Shock and Awe.
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Postby peckerslap time! » June 15th, 2009, 8:27 am

Muss_In_Boots wrote:
The willingness to show one's boobs is a great ranking accelerator. But the timing...the timing is what bothers me. It was such an obvious last ditch effort. I would rather see 1 boob a week for 10 weeks than 15 boobs in one week. Anyway, you guys certainly won for this week. Was it enough to pull it out for the #1 spot of the season though? I just don't know.


As much of a last ditch effort as the Liger's penny war victory. Shock and Awe.


OK so...you guys flash boobs, the Ligers make money for charity. Deal.

There was no official "Best in Bar" award, but you guys had it locked up anyway long before the motorboating! Good show though, hookers. Double points for hosting the flip cup tournament too! Which by the way we crushed. In your eye.
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Postby NoBrainer » June 15th, 2009, 12:01 pm

Can someone make an announcement next time there will be motor-boating opportunities? Seriously. No sweat ladies, Peckerslap is just jealous cause if he took his clothes off nobody would want to put their face anywhere near him.
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Postby peckerslap time! » June 15th, 2009, 5:21 pm

NoBrainer wrote:Can someone make an announcement next time there will be motor-boating opportunities? Seriously. No sweat ladies, Peckerslap is just jealous cause if he took his clothes off nobody would want to put their face anywhere near him.


as opposed to you, who had the ladies flocking to him all season...don't get me started on those moobs of yours
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