Today's song stuck in my head

[zamboni]

Soul Asylum
Runaway Train

Call you up in the middle of the night
Like a firefly without a light
You were there like a slow torch burning
I was a key that could use a little turning

So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep

It seems no one can help me now
I'm in too deep
There's no way out
This time I have really led myself astray

CHORUS
Runaway train never going back
Wrong way on a one way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I'm neither here no there

Can you help me remember how to smile
Make it somehow all seem worthwhile
How on earth did I get so jaded
Life's mystery seems so faded

I can go where no one else can go
I know what no one else knows
Here I am just drownin' in the rain
With a ticket for a runaway train

Everything is cut and dry
Day and night, earth and sky
Somehow I just don't believe it

CHORUS

Bought a ticket for a runaway train
Like a madman laughin' at the rain
Little out of touch, little insane
Just easier than dealing with the pain

Runaway train never comin' back
Runaway train tearin' up the track
Runaway train burnin' in my veins
Runaway but it always seems the same

[Daiquiri Dematas]

Soul Asylum
Runaway Train

Call you up in the middle of the night
Like a firefly without a light
You were there like a slow torch burning
I was a key that could use a little turning

So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep

It seems no one can help me now
I'm in too deep
There's no way out
This time I have really led myself astray

CHORUS
Runaway train never going back
Wrong way on a one way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I'm neither here no there

Can you help me remember how to smile
Make it somehow all seem worthwhile
How on earth did I get so jaded
Life's mystery seems so faded

I can go where no one else can go
I know what no one else knows
Here I am just drownin' in the rain
With a ticket for a runaway train

Everything is cut and dry
Day and night, earth and sky
Somehow I just don't believe it

CHORUS

Bought a ticket for a runaway train
Like a madman laughin' at the rain
Little out of touch, little insane
Just easier than dealing with the pain

Runaway train never comin' back
Runaway train tearin' up the track
Runaway train burnin' in my veins
Runaway but it always seems the same

I can go where no one else can go
I know what no one else knows

Hey Whoa! Hey Whoa! Hey Whoa! Hey Whoa!

[*Angel*]

Dude - this was a really good song.

[SnackPack]

idk angel... i think it is still a pretty good song

[zamboni]

Not only is it a really good song, but it always brings back memories...

[*Angel*]

This is mine for today:

Martha and the Vandellas - Heatwave

Whenever I'm with you
Something inside starts burning
and my heart's filled with fire

Stop this - it's got a hold on me
I said this ain't the way it's supposed to be

It's like a heatwave burning in my heart
I can't keep from crying
Tearing me apart

Whenever he calls my name
Sounds so soft sweet and plain
Right then, right there
I feel this burning pain
This high blood pressure's got a hold on me
I said this ain't the way love's supposed to be

It's like a heatwave burning in my heart
I can't keep from crying
Tearing me apart

Whenever I'm with you
Something inside starts burning
And my hearts filled with fire

Something's got me amazed
Don't know what to do
My head's in a haze

It's like a heatwave burning in my heart
I can't keep from crying
Tearing me apart

[Lost_Sage]

Mine is that very silly song "American Boy" by Estelle ...

[zamboni]

As mentioned in the non-pure thread...

Now I'm entertaining my office with...

Action (Not a bag a mout')
Sweet (Lovin' make de gal dem bruk out)
Action (Not a bag a mout')
Sweet (Lovin' make de gal dem bruk out)

You think you are so fine
(Big shot nuh work yuh man watch de time)
Stop playin' with my mind
('oman nuh inna joke when she well waan de wine)
You call me on the phone
(One hour worth a talking angel come down)
And now I want you home
(Ital jockey gal me nah use no stone)

Action (Not a bag a mout')
Sweet (Lovin' make de gal dem bruk out)
Action (Not a bag a mout')
Sweet (Lovin' make de gal dem bruk out)

I need some action
Tender satisfaction (Mad House!)
My chemistry is flowing
Can you cause a chain reaction
I need some action
Tender satisfaction (Mad House!)
My chemistry is flowing
Can you cause a chain reaction (Watch dis!)

(Whameseh! - Bedroom bully
She nuh waan dat you know
She waan a man fi caress
Her up like so
Man a make love to woman
Like a war dem a go
'Oman a bawl inna agony an holler out (Cho!)
Hardcore lovin' man you musee insane
'Oman nuh waan no man fi make she feel pain
Sweet lovin' in de fallin' rain
Sweet lovin' a mix up her brain)

Action (Not a bag a mout')
Sweet (Lovin' make de gal dem bruk out)
Action (Not a bag a mout')
Sweet (Lovin' make de gal dem bruk out)

You think you understand
(Agony, pain, and lovin inna one)
I need a lovin' man
(Whole heap a lovey-dovy and nuff affection)
Sweet thoughts and tender care
(Nuh waan no ruff fi gon tear off her brassier)
Can you erase my fear
(Terror comin' right ova so Nadine just beware--of me)

Action (Not a bag a mout')
Sweet (Lovin' make de gal dem bruk out)
Action (Not a bag a mout')
Sweet (Lovin' make de gal dem bruk out)

I need some action
Tender satisfaction (Mad House!)
My chemistry is flowing
Can you cause a chain reaction
I need some action
Tender satisfaction (Mad House!)
My chemistry is flowing
Can you cause a chain reaction

(Whameseh! - Bedroom bully
She nuh waan dat you know
She waan a man fi caress
Her up like so
Man a make love to woman
Like a war dem a go
'Oman a bawl inna agony an holler out (Cho!)
Hardcore lovin' man you musee insane
'Oman nuh waan no man fi make she feel pain
Sweet lovin' in de fallin' rain
Sweet lovin' a mix up her brain)

Action (Not a bag a mout')
Sweet (Lovin' make de gal dem bruk out)
Action (Not a bag a mout')
Sweet (Lovin' make de gal dem bruk out)

I need some action
Tender satisfaction (Mad House!)
My chemistry is flowing
Can you cause a chain reaction
I need some action
Tender satisfaction (Mad House!)
My chemistry is flowing
Can you cause a chain reaction
(Agony, pain, and lovin inna one
Whole heap a lovey-dovy and nuff affection
They nuh waan no ruff man fi tear off her brassier
Terror comin' right ova so Nadine just beware--of me)

Action (Not a bag a mout')
Sweet (Lovin' make de gal dem bruk out)
Action (Not a bag a mout')
Sweet (Lovin' make de gal dem bruk out)

[Daiquiri Dematas]

Ramrod is a great team name.

['Da_MAULER]

Runaway Train was also popular because they'd show pictures of different missing and runaway children. It helped reunite a number of families.

[*Angel*]

And now I have this one stuck in my head:

RIHANNA - "Shut Up And Drive"

[Verse 1]
I've been looking for a driver who's qualified
So if you think that you're the one step into my ride
I'm a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine
With a sunroof top and a gangster lean

[Bridge]
So if you feel me let me know, know, know
Come on now what you waiting for, for, for
My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode
So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go

[Chorus]
Got you where you wanna go if you know what i mean
Got a ride that smoother than a limosine
Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights?
If you can baby boy then we can go all night

Cos I'm 0 to 60 in three point five
Baby you got the keys-

Now shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)

Shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)

[Verse 2]
I got class like a 57 cadillac
Got all the drive but a whole lot of boom in the back
You look like you can handle whats under my hood
You keep saying that you will boy I wish you would

[Bridge]
So if you feel me let me know, know, know
Come on now what you waiting for, for, for
My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode
So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go

[Chorus]
Got you where you wanna go if you know what i mean
Got a ride that smoother than a limosine
Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights?
If you can baby boy then we can go all night

Cos I'm 0 to 60 in three point five
Baby you got the keys-

Now shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)

Shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)

Cos you play the game, got what I got (Get it Get it)
Don't Stop It's a sure shot
Aint no ferrari huh boy I'm sorry
I ain't even worried
So step inside and ride
(ride, ride, ride, ride, ride...)

[Bridge]
So if you feel me let me know, know, know
Come on now what you waiting for, for, for
My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode
So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go

[Chorus]
Got you where you wanna go if you know what i mean
Got a ride that smoother than a limosine
Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights?
If you can baby boy then we can go all night

Cos I'm 0 to 60 in three point five
Baby you got the keys-

Now shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)

[JOB]

Mine is "Name" by Goo Goo Dolls:






And even though the moment passed me by
I still can't turn away
Cause all the dreams you never thought you'd lose
Got tossed along the way
And letters that you never meant to send
Get lost or thrown away

And now we're grown up orphans
That never knew their names
We don't belong to no one
That's a shame
But if you could hide beside me
Maybe for a while
And I won't tell no one your name

And I won't tell em your name

Scars are souvenirs you never lose
The past is never far
Did you lose yourself somewhere out there
Did you get to be a star
And don't it make you sad to know that life
Is more than who we are

You grew up way too fast
And now there's nothing to believe
And reruns all become our history
A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell em your name

I think about you all the time
But I don't need the same
It's lonely where you are come back down
And I won't tell em your name

[*Angel*]

I have no idea what that song is about but it makes me super-sensitive-y and saddish.

[JOB]

Mine is "Name" by Goo Goo Dolls:






And even though the moment passed me by
I still can't turn away
Cause all the dreams you never thought you'd lose
Got tossed along the way
And letters that you never meant to send
Get lost or thrown away

And now we're grown up orphans
That never knew their names
We don't belong to no one
That's a shame
But if you could hide beside me
Maybe for a while
And I won't tell no one your name

And I won't tell em your name

Scars are souvenirs you never lose
The past is never far
Did you lose yourself somewhere out there
Did you get to be a star
And don't it make you sad to know that life
Is more than who we are

You grew up way too fast
And now there's nothing to believe
And reruns all become our history
A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell em your name

I think about you all the time
But I don't need the same
It's lonely where you are come back down
And I won't tell em your name

Runaways I thought. Which is why in my mnd it is linked with the aforementioend runaway train....

[*Angel*]

I have had this one stuck in my head for like a day and a half:

No Such Thing by John Mayer

Welcome to the real world
She said to me kind of condescendingly
Take a seat, take your life
Plot it out in black and white
Well I never lived the dreams of the prom kings
And the drama queens
Id like to think the best of me
Is still hiding up my sleeve

They love to tell you stay inside the lines
But somethings better on the other side

I wanna run through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs
I just found out theres no such thing as the real world
Just a lie youve got to rise above

So the good boys and girls take the so-called right track
Faded white hats grabbing the credits and making transfers
They read all the books but they cant find the answers
And all of our parents, theyre getting older
I wonder if theyve wished for anything better
While in their memories, tiny tragedies

They love to tell you stay inside the lines
But somethings better on the other side

I wanna run through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs
I just found out theres no such thing as the real world
Just a lie youve got to rise above

I am invincible
I am invincible
I am invincible
As long as Im alive

I wanna run through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs
I just found out theres no such thing as the real world
Just a lie youve got to rise above

I just cant wait till my ten year reunion
Im gonna bust down the double doors
And when I stand on these tables before you
You will know what all this time was for

[*Angel*]

And now I have this new Pink song in my brain:

SO WHAT - Pink

Na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na

I guess I just lost my husband
I don't know where he went
So I'm gonna drink my money
I'm not gonna pay his rent (nope)
I've got a brand new attitude,
And I'm gonna wear it tonight
I'm gonna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight

Na na na na na
I wanna start a fight
Na na na na na
I wanna start a fight

[Chorus]
So,
So what I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't need you
And guess what
I'm havin more fun
And now that were done
I'm gona show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight

Unh Check my flow Uohhh

The waiter just took my table
And gave it to Jessica Simps
(Shit! )
I guess I'll go sit with drum boy
At least hell know how to hit
(Oops)
What if this flops on the radio,
Then somebodys gonna die! haha
I'm going to get in trouble,
My ex will start a fight

Na na na na
He's gonna to start a fight
Na na na na
We're all gonna
To get into a fight

[Chorus]
So,
So what I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't need you
And guess what
I'm havin more fun
And now that were done
I'm gona show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight

You weren't fair
You never were
You want it all but that's not fair
I gave you life
I gave my all
You weren't there, you let me fall

[Chorus]
So, so what I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't need you
And guess what
I'm havin more fun
And now that were done
I'm gona show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight

No no
No no, I don't want you tonight
You weren't there
I'm gona show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight

Ba da da da pffftt

[Daiquiri Dematas]

Nine Inch Nails Closer is always stuck in my head.

[*Angel*]

Nine Inch Nails Closer is always stuck in my head.

Do you replace all of the F words with "TI-Square"?

[Daiquiri Dematas]

Nine Inch Nails Closer is always stuck in my head.

Do you replace all of the F words with "TI-Square"?

Of course, that's just standard.

[*Angel*]

Miley Cyrus- "7 Things"

I probably shouldn't say this
But at times I get so scared
When I think about the previous
Relationship we've shared

It was awesome but we lost it
It's not possible for me not to care
Now we're standing in the rain
But nothing's ever gonna change until you hear, my dear

The 7 things I hate about you

[Chorus]
The 7 things I hate about you (oh you)
You're vain, your games, you're insecure
You love me, you like her
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your friends they're jerks
When you act like them, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the one I know
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you

It's awkward and it's silent
As I wait for you to say
What I need to hear now
Your sincere apology
And when you mean it, I'll believe it
If you text it, I'll delete it
Let's be clear
Oh I'm not coming back
You're taking 7 steps here

[Chorus]
The 7 things I hate about you
You're vain, your games, you're insecure
You love me, you like her
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your friends they're jerks
When you act like them, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the one I know
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you

And compared to all the great things
That would take too long to write
I probably should mention
The 7 that I like

The 7 things I like about you
Your hair, your eyes, your old Levi's
And when we kiss, I'm hypnotized
You make me laugh, you make me cry
But I guess that's both I'll have to buy
Your hand in mine
When we're intertwined everything's alright
I want to be
With the one I know
And the 7th thing I like the most that you do
You make me love you
You do (oh)

[Zak]

Miley Cyrus- "7 Things"...

I don't think I even know one Miley Cyrus song.

[*Angel*]

Miley Cyrus- "7 Things"...

I don't think I even know one Miley Cyrus song.

She's a phenomenon.

[zamboni]

And she's the best of both worlds...

but that's not the song in my head today (not her song, or Van Halens...)

This was on as I was driving into work...

Merril Bainbridge
Mouth

I feel like Ive been blown apart..
There are pieces here I dont know where they go
(I dont know where they go)
Kiss me on my salty lips
bet you feel a little crazy but for me we'll be famous on TV

Would it be my fault if I could turn you on
Would I be so bad if I could turn you on
When I kiss your mouth I want to taste it
Turn you upside down dont wanna waste it

I jump on you, you jump on me
You pushed me out and even though you know I love you
I feel inclined to slap you in the mouth
When I kiss your salty lips you will feel a little crazy
but for me Ill be famous on TV

Would it be my fault if I could turn you on
Would I be so bad if I could turn you on
When I kiss your mouth I want to taste it
Turn you upside down dont wanna waste it

Would it be my fault if I could turn you on
Would I be so bad if I could turn you on
When I kiss your mouth I want to taste it
Turn you upside down dont wanna waste it

Now will it be my fault if I take your love and throw it
whyd you might restrain me
could you really blame me
And you will feel you blown apart
all the pieces there will fit to make you whole
And I know where they go

Would it be my fault if I could turn you on
Would I be so bad if I could turn you on
When I kiss your mouth I want to taste it
Turn you upside down dont wanna waste it

When I kiss your mouth I want to taste it
Turn you upside down dont wanna waste it

When I kiss your mouth I want to taste it
Turn you upside down dont wanna waste it

and not it won't get outta my head... Not exactly the most work-appropriate song, eh?

[*Angel*]

Dear zamboni,

I think you & I could be star-crossed-BFFs.

xox,
Angel

[zamboni]

Dear Angel,

Can we put Renny and Keesha on the back of our K365 shirts for TAR?



And can we have a secret handshake?



xox,
zamboni

[JOB]

I have a little know song by Adam Hood called "Play something we know" in my head. It's a country drinkin' song of sorts:

I saw you walk in here
with that guitar in your hand
I thought I might ask you
what you might be playin'

Just one more question
Well, I know you gotta go
Me and my friends aren't drinkin'
We're just wonderin' if you know

Any Lynyrd Skynyrd?
Or American Pie?
Willie and Waylon?
Magic Carpet Ride?

How 'bout Marshall Tucker?
Or David Allan Coe?
Play somethin' we could sing to
Play somethin' we know.

Well I know how it is, dude
I used to have me a band
But our drummer, Ronnie,
he got on down at the plant.
Our singer got a girlfriend
well you know how that goes

So play somethin' we could sing to
Play somethin' we know

Do you know any Buffett?
Or any Pink Floyd?
How about some 'Dead, dude?
How about the Doors?

Do you know any Beatles?
Or any Rolling Stones?
Play somethin' we could sing to
Play somethin' we know

Man if you want me to
I'll sing a song with you
I used to sing the high part
My brother Donny is sittin' at the bar
He plays a mean guitar

What are you lookin' at man?
You don't want me to play?
Well, you bout to get your ass whooped,
You keep lookin' at me that way
Man I don't really mean it,
There's no need to call security.
I was only hopin'
that you'd sing a song for me.

Do you know Hank Jr.?
Or any any Steve Earle?
How about the Joker?
Or Brown Eyed Girl?
Sweet Home Alabama?
Or Curtis Lowe?

Play somethin' we could sing to
Play somethin' we know.
How bout some Neal Young?
Man, play some Whiskey River man.
Play somethin' we know

[*Angel*]

I am assuming I have this in my head in honor of my tooth:

Breaking Free - High School Musical

Troy:
We’re soarin’, flyin’
There’s not a star in heaven
That we can’t reach

Gabriella:
If we’re trying
So we’re breaking free

Troy:
You know the world can see us
In a way that’s different than who we are

Gabriella:
Creating space between us
‘Til we’re separate hearts

Both:
But your faith it gives me strength
Strength to believe

Chorus #1
Troy:
We’re breakin’ free
Gabriella:
We’re soarin’
Troy:
Flyin’
Both:
There’s not a star in heaven
That we can’t reach
Troy:
If we’re trying
Both:
Yeah, we’re breaking free
Troy:
Oh, we’re breakin’ free
Gabriella:
Ohhhh
Troy:
Can you feel it building
Like a wave the ocean just can’t control
Gabriella:
Connected by a feeling
Ohhh, in our very souls
Both:
Rising ‘til it lifts us up
So every one can see

Chorus #2
Troy: We’re breakin’ free
Gabriella: We’re soarin’
Troy: Flyin’
Both:
There’s not a star in heaven
That we can’t reach
Troy:
If we’re trying
Yeah we’re breaking free
Gabriella:
Ohhhh runnin’
Troy:
Climbin’
To get to that place
Both:
To be all that we can be
Troy:
Now’s the time
Both:
So we’re breaking free
Troy:
We’re breaking free
Gabriella:
Ohhh , yeah

Troy:
More than hope
More than faith
Gabriella:
This is true
This is fate
And together

Both:
We see it comin’
Troy:
More than you
More than me

Gabriella:
Not a want, but a need
Both:
Both of us breakin’ free

Chorus #3
Gabriella: Soarin’
Troy: Flyin’
Both:
There’s not a star in heaven
That we can’t reach
If we’re trying
Troy: Yeah we’re breaking free
Gabriella:
Breaking free
Were runnin’
Troy:
Ohhhh, climbin’
Both:
To get to the place
To be all that we can be
Now’s the time
Troy: Now’s the time
Gabriella: So we’re breaking free
Troy: Ohhh, we’re breaking free
Gabriella: Ohhhh

Both:
You know the world can see us
In a way that’s different than who we are

[Lost_Sage]

"Someone owes me $10,000" if they have this song, currently stuck in my head, on their DiePod ...

"What a Fool Believes"
The Doobie Brothers

He came from somewhere back in her long ago
The sentimental fool don't see
Tryin' hard to recreate
What had yet to be created once in her life

She musters a smile
For his nostalgic tale
Never coming near what he wanted to say
Only to realize
It never really was

She had a place in his life
He never made her think twice
As he rises to her apology
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go

But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
And nothing at all keeps sending him...

Somewhere back in her long ago
Where he can still believe there's a place in her life
Someday, somewhere, she will return

She had a place in his life
He never made her think twice
As he rises to her apology
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go

But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
Theres nothing at all
But what a fool believes he sees ...

[*Angel*]

Michael McDonald is the Mumbles King.

[Zak]

Chef- Chocolate Salty Balls (ps: I Love You)

2 tablespoons of cinnammon,

And 2 or 3 egg whites

a half a stick of butter

melt it

Stick it all in a bowl,baby
stir it with a wooden spoon
mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown!!
If you ever need em' quick,
pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

OOOHH!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
they're packed full of vitamins and good for you,
So suck on my balls!!

Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate
and a half a cup of brandy
And throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet,
'cause I hate when my balls stick,
then preheat the oven to three-fity,
and give that spoon a lick!!!!

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown!!
if you ever need em' quick, pick me up
Just stick my balls in your MOUTH!!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls
put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
suck on my chocolate salty balls
they're packed full of goodness,
high in fiber!!
suck on my balls

sniff sniff sniff

Hey, wait a minute,
what's that smell?
smell like somethin burnin

Well that dont bother me none
as long as i get my rent paid on friday

Baby you better get back in the kitchen,
cause I gotta sneak in suspicion

oh man baby,
baby,
you just burnt my balls!!!!

HELP ME!!
MY BALLS ON FIRE!!
HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
GET ME SOME WATER!!
POUR SOME WATER ON ME!!
MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
OH MY GOODNESS!!
BLOW ON EM', BLOW ON EM'
DO SOMETHIN!!

Oooh

suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em' in your mouth and suck em

THEY ON FIRE BABY!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

BLOW EM OUT BABY!!

OH!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!

SUCK ON MY RED HOT, SALTY, CHOCOLATE BALLS!!!

COME ON BABY!!

WHOO!! WHOO!!

Suck on my balls!!!!!

[zamboni]

Just because 'oral tradition' was mentioned...

Hank Williams Jr
Family Tradition

Country music singers
have always been a real close family
but lately some of my kin folks
have disowned a few others and me
i guess its because
i kinda changed my direction
i guess i went and broke the family tradition

they get on me wanna know Hank
why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
over and over
everybody made my prediction
so if i get stoned
I'm just carryin'
on an old family tradition

I am very proud
of my daddys name
although his kinda music
and mine ain't exactly the same
stop and think it over
put yourself in my position
if i get stoned and sing all night long
it's a family tradition

Don't ask me Hank
why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
If I'm down in a Honky-Tonk
Some ol' slicks tryin to give me corrections
I'll say leave me alone
I'm singin all night long
it's a family tradition

Lordy, I have loved some ladies
and I have loved Jim Beam
and they both tried to kill me
in 1973
when that doctor asked me
Son how did you get in this condition
I said hey sawbones I'm just carryin on
an old family tradition

So don't ask me Hank
why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs you wrote?
Stop and think it over
Try and put yourself in my unique position
If I get stoned and sing all night long
It's a family tradition!

[*Angel*]

The Best of Times
STYX

Tonight's the night we'll make history, honey, you and I
And I'll take any risk to tie back the hands of time
And stay with you here tonight
I know you feel these are the worst of times
I do believe it's true
When people lock their doors and hide inside
Rumor has it it's the end of Paradise
But I know, if the world just passed us by
Baby I know, you wouldn't have to cry

The best of times are when I'm alone with you
Some rain some shine, we'll make this a world for two
Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime
We'll take the best, forget the rest
And someday we'll find these are the best of times
These are the best of times

The headlines read 'these are the worst of times'
I do believe it's true
I feel so helpless like a boat against the tide
I wish the summer winds could bring back Paradise
But I know, if the world turned upside down
Baby, I know you'd always be around

The best of times are when I'm alone with you
Some rain some shine, we'll make this a world for two
Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime
We'll take the best, forget the rest
And someday we'll find these are the best of times
These are the best of times

And so my friends we'll say goodnight
For time has claimed it's prize
But tonight will always last
As long as we keep alive memories of Paradise...

[zamboni]

So there's this guy I work with, and we used to hate each other, but now we're friends or something weird like that ... but anyway... back when we were un-friends... we started a war against each other, and it remains to this day.

Each Friday we try to get the most annoying song possible stuck in each other's heads.

I'm turning to you all for help, because a)I'm running out of song ideas, and 2)Pirate-themed songs would be oh so appropriate for tomorrow.

any ideas?

[*Angel*]

Feist - "1234"

One, two, three, four
Tell me that you love me more
Sleepless long nights
That is what my youth was for

Old teenage hopes are alive at your door
Left you with nothing but they want some more

Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, You know who you are

Sweetheart bitterheart now I can't tell you apart
Cosy and cold, put the horse before the cart

Those teenage hopes who have tears in their eyes
Too scared to own up to one little lie

Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are

One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then

Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are
Oh, who you are

For the teenage boys
They're breaking your heart
For the teenage boys
They're breaking your heart

[zamboni]

Since you have now gotten that song stuck in my head I'm going to battle it out with:

Bell Biv Devoe
Poison

Poison
Yeah spot a man of freedom for a fact aah-aah uh-hum
Poison you ready Ron I'm ready
You ready Dave I'm ready Slick are you
Oh yeah break it down

Girl I must warn you
I sense something strange in my mind
Yeah yo situation is serious
Let's cure it 'cause we're running out of time
Mm mm tell 'em Rick it's all so beautiful
Relationships they seem from the start
Yeah mm mm it's all so deadly
When love is not together from the heart
Mm mm check it out

It's driving me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it outta my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her, wrong move you're dead

That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and smile
That girl is poison poison

If I were you I'd take precaution
Before I start to leave fly girl
You know 'cause in some portions
You'll think she's the best thing in the world
She's so fly, she'll drive you right out of your mind
Steal your heart when you're blind
Beware she's schemin', she'll make you think you're dreamin'
You'll fall in love and you'll be screamin' dreamin'

Poison deadly moving it slow
Looking for a mellow fellow like DeVoe
Getting paid laid so better lay low
Schemin' on hots my end the pro show
The low pro hot should be cut like an afro
See what you're sayin' huh
She's weighin' but I know she's a loser
How do you know me and the crew used to do her
Poison (x20)

I was at the bar shake shakin' takin' 'em off
And that night I played the wall
Checkin' out the fellas the highs the lows
Keepin' one eye open still clockin' 'em
Still one particular girl that stood out from the rest
Poison as can be how how is she
Michael me and see and I'm runnin' the show
Bell Biv DeVoe ha-ha ha-ha
Now you know you're Slick blow

It's driving me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it outta my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her, wrong move you're dead

That girl is poison (Poison poison)
Never trust a big butt and smile
Poison (Poison poison)
She's dangerous
Poison
Oh yeah (poison) oh yeah
(Poison poison)

Hear fellas you hear what I'm saying Mike
Yeah baby dance for a fact
What's happened to Ral-T and Johnny G and Bobby Brown
You know who we mean crew
(Poison)
ah-ha ah-ha ah-ha Poison
Yeah spot a man of freedom for a fact aah-aah uh-hum
Poison you ready Ron I'm ready
You ready Dave I'm ready Slick are you
Oh yeah break it down

Girl I must warn you
I sense something strange in my mind
Yeah yo situation is serious
Let's cure it 'cause we're running out of time
Mm mm tell 'em Rick it's all so beautiful
Relationships they seem from the start
Yeah mm mm it's all so deadly
When love is not together from the heart
Mm mm check it out

It's driving me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it outta my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her, wrong move you're dead

That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and smile
That girl is poison poison

If I were you I'd take precaution
Before I start to leave fly girl
You know 'cause in some portions
You'll think she's the best thing in the world
She's so fly, she'll drive you right out of your mind
Steal your heart when you're blind
Beware she's schemin', she'll make you think you're dreamin'
You'll fall in love and you'll be screamin' dreamin'

Poison deadly moving it slow
Looking for a mellow fellow like DeVoe
Getting paid laid so better lay low
Schemin' on hots my end the pro show
The low pro hot should be cut like an afro
See what you're sayin' huh
She's weighin' but I know she's a loser
How do you know me and the crew used to do her
Poison (x20)

I was at the bar shake shakin' takin' 'em off
And that night I played the wall
Checkin' out the fellas the highs the lows
Keepin' one eye open still clockin' 'em
Still one particular girl that stood out from the rest
Poison as can be how how is she
Michael me and see and I'm runnin' the show
Bell Biv DeVoe ha-ha ha-ha
Now you know you're Slick blow

It's driving me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it outta my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her, wrong move you're dead

That girl is poison (Poison poison)
Never trust a big butt and smile
Poison (Poison poison)
She's dangerous
Poison
Oh yeah (poison) oh yeah
(Poison poison)

Hear fellas you hear what I'm saying Mike
Yeah baby dance for a fact
What's happened to Ral-T and Johnny G and Bobby Brown
You know who we mean crew
(Poison)
ah-ha ah-ha ah-ha

[*Angel*]

IN YOUR ROOM
- The Bangles


I love it in your room at night
You're the only one who gets through to me
In the warm glow of the candlelight
Oh, I wonder what you're gonna do to me

In your room
I come alive when I'm with you
I'll do anything you want me to
In your room

I love it in your room all day
When you're gone I like to try on all your clothes
You won't regret it if you let me stay
I'll teach you everything that a boy should know

In your room
I'm alive when I'm with you
Gonna make your dreams come true
In your room

I feel good in your room
Let's lock the world out
Feels so good when we kiss
Nobody ever made me crazy like this

I'll do anything you want me to
I only want to be with you
In your room
In your room

[Paniky 69er]

Robin Thicke is in Virginia Beach this weekend. Panties in a 40 mile radius all simultaneously melted off.

[*Angel*]

Robin Thicke is in Virginia Beach this weekend. Panties in a 40 mile radius all simultaneously melted off.

Yeah. He's a little too pretty for my taste, but his music doesn't give us any alternative.

[Paniky 69er]

His panty dropping skills are legendary.

[*Angel*]

His panty dropping skills are legendary.

His voice makes any lady want to run out and buy lingerie immediately. NIQ.