Happy Birthday Festa!

[lilpenny]

He won't see this til he gets home today from work (leaves at 4:30) but I thought we could leave something for him to enjoy!

Happy Birthday sweety!
Old man! (it's said affectionately)

['Da_MAULER]

Happy Birthday Uncle Festa!

[JellyDogg]

Happy Birthday, Festa. We're gonna party the only way HTKC knows how... with our opponent walking away from the field/flip-cup table crying. Ah, what a good night it will be.

[zamboni]

Happy Birthday!

[*Angel*]

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday week!

I will wear my HTKC tonight when I get home in your honor.

[lilpenny]

Guys, serious question: What should I get andy for his bday? The only thing I can think of is lots of TI^2.
And I'm terrible at surprises anyway, so I don't care if he sees what you guys say and what I decide lol.

[*Angel*]

Guys, serious question: What should I get andy for his bday? The only thing I can think of is lots of TI^2.
And I'm terrible at surprises anyway, so I don't care if he sees what you guys say and what I decide lol.

First of all:

2nd of all: Ummm, lots of TI Squaring is an excellent idea. Who doesn't want that? Get yourself some new cute underwear/lingerie stuff in the process. Win for him and win-win for you.

['Da_MAULER]

Guys, serious question: What should I get andy for his bday? The only thing I can think of is lots of TI^2.
And I'm terrible at surprises anyway, so I don't care if he sees what you guys say and what I decide lol.

If we discuss this on here it won't be a surprise.

[Paniky 69er]

Guys, serious question: What should I get andy for his bday? The only thing I can think of is lots of TI^2.
And I'm terrible at surprises anyway, so I don't care if he sees what you guys say and what I decide lol.

You should surprise him with a threesome.

[JellyDogg]

Guys, serious question: What should I get andy for his bday? The only thing I can think of is lots of TI^2.
And I'm terrible at surprises anyway, so I don't care if he sees what you guys say and what I decide lol.

If that's the case, I've got the perfect present to re-gift... and I even still have the little Happy Birthday balloon that went with it!

['Da_MAULER]

Guys, serious question: What should I get andy for his bday? The only thing I can think of is lots of TI^2.
And I'm terrible at surprises anyway, so I don't care if he sees what you guys say and what I decide lol.

You should surprise him with a threesome.

Yeah, bring another guy to the bedroom. That's what Festa would want!

[lilpenny]

You should surprise him with a threesome.

Yeah, bring another guy to the bedroom. That's what Festa would want!

yeah... not so much. at least, I don't think he'll appreciate it as much as I would jk

[Paniky 69er]

Guys are always surprised when another penis is in their girlfriend!

[*Angel*]

Guys, serious question: What should I get andy for his bday? The only thing I can think of is lots of TI^2.
And I'm terrible at surprises anyway, so I don't care if he sees what you guys say and what I decide lol.

You should surprise him with a threesome.

Surprise!

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[lilpenny]

Guys are always surprised when another penis is in their girlfriend!

omg, Trey, this is NOT the type of post I wanted him to read on this thread lol. way to go with the inappropriateness.

[FearTheFro]

I'm getting him some bacon-scented cologne.

[*Angel*]

You could always get him some "nerdy" thing that you guys like.

[*Angel*]

I'm getting him some bacon-scented cologne.

Zamboni won't be able to keep her hands off of him... maybe you will surprise him with a threesome!

[Paniky 69er]

Guys are always surprised when another penis is in their girlfriend!

omg, Trey, this is NOT the type of post I wanted him to read on this thread lol. way to go with the inappropriateness.

Hey, you admitted you aren't good at surprises. Even the worst surpriser can pull off the "strange penis" surprise.
[I do not advocate cheating or promiscuous sex. Ok, maybe I advocate promiscuous sex, but definitely not cheating.]

[lilpenny]

I'm getting him some bacon-scented cologne.

Yeah, not so much. Lets not make him smell disgusting (imko)
imko = in my kosher opinion

[lilpenny]

You could always get him some "nerdy" thing that you guys like.

hahaha I could totally get him something Star Trek related. Or a book about LARP (i'm trying to get him to join )

[JellyDogg]

I'm getting him some bacon-scented cologne.

Zamboni won't be able to keep her hands off of him... maybe you will surprise him with a threesome!

I think this is a perfect topic for the next installment of "WWHTKCD?" Where's Carrie?

['Da_MAULER]

You could always get him some "nerdy" thing that you guys like.

hahaha I could totally get him something Star Trek related. Or a book about LARP (i'm trying to get him to join )

Hey, stop with the geek speak. unless you are talking about the original Star Trek series

[*Angel*]

Hey, stop with the geek speak. unless you are talking about the original Star Trek series

Tribbles forever.

[lilpenny]

Hey, stop with the geek speak. unless you are talking about the original Star Trek series

omg if I could find a tribble that would be awesome!

[Zak]

Surprise!

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In the course if this discussion, I think the smilies became a Ron.

[*Angel*]

Hey, stop with the geek speak. unless you are talking about the original Star Trek series

omg if I could find a tribble that would be awesome!

"The Trouble With Tribbles" would be an awesomely geeky team name.

[*Angel*]

Surprise!

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In the course if this discussion, I think the smilies became a Ron.

Thanks for noticing.

['Da_MAULER]

OK, you guys are forgetting I placed a no geek speak rule in the HTKC team forum. That includes talk of tribbles and LARPers!

[FearTheFro]

Hey, stop with the geek speak. unless you are talking about the original Star Trek series

Tribbles forever.

Ever had a box of loofahs fall open on you?

[zamboni]

Hahaha Bacon scented cologne...

Don't tempt me.

No worries, I have some decent self-restraint when the situation calls for it... so yes, hands to myself.

But really, there's no better way to celebrate a birthday than with bacon.

[Zak]

OK, you guys are forgetting I placed a no geek speak rule in the HTKC team forum. That includes talk of tribbles and LARPers!

I thought you said Star Trek was ok, aren't Tribbles from Star Trek? (not to be confused with Fribbles for Friendly's)

['Da_MAULER]

Hahaha Bacon scented cologne...

Don't tempt me.

No worries, I have some decent self-restraint when the situation calls for it... so yes, hands to myself.

But really, there's no better way to celebrate a birthday than with bacon.

Can you imagine a birthday cake made out of bacon?

[lilpenny]

Can you imagine a birthday cake made out of bacon?

omg that is so gross.

And his favorite cake is actually a peanut butter pie. His sister made it for his party, which none of you came to (GUILT GUILT GUILT)

[Zak]

...

And his favorite cake is actually a peanut butter pie. His sister made it for his party, which none of you came to (GUILT GUILT GUILT)

Is it pie or cake?

[JellyDogg]

Was it not determined long ago, back in the beginning of time, when God spake unto Mauler and JellyDogg that He would breathe life into a team, and the name of the team shall be called "The Happy Time Kickball Crew," and that in His infinite wisdom and goodness, a forum would also be created, and in this forum you were allowed to eat of all the topics provided but one? Only of the topic of geekery were you not allowed to partake, lest ye be banned from the forum for all eternity. Woe unto you who masticates upon this topic and does not promptly spew its vileness out of thine mouth(s).

['Da_MAULER]

Was it not determined long ago, back in the beginning of time, when God spake unto Mauler and JellyDogg that He would breathe life into a team, and the name of the team shall be called "The Happy Time Kickball Crew," and that in His infinite wisdom and goodness, a forum would also be created, and in this forum you were allowed to eat of all the topics provided but one? Only of the topic of geekery were you not allowed to partake, lest ye be banned from the forum for all eternity. Woe unto you who masticates upon this topic and does not promptly spew its vileness out of thine mouth(s).

And to make sure His will was followed he endowed 'Da MAULER with the powers of a MOD.

[JellyDogg]

Was it not determined long ago, back in the beginning of time, when God spake unto Mauler and JellyDogg that He would breathe life into a team, and the name of the team shall be called "The Happy Time Kickball Crew," and that in His infinite wisdom and goodness, a forum would also be created, and in this forum you were allowed to eat of all the topics provided but one? Only of the topic of geekery were you not allowed to partake, lest ye be banned from the forum for all eternity. Woe unto you who masticates upon this topic and does not promptly spew its vileness out of thine mouth(s).

And to make sure His will was followed he endowed 'Da MAULER with the powers of a MOD.

Nay, that was the prophet Admin. But he has repented of this sin and has been forgiven.

['Da_MAULER]

Was it not determined long ago, back in the beginning of time, when God spake unto Mauler and JellyDogg that He would breathe life into a team, and the name of the team shall be called "The Happy Time Kickball Crew," and that in His infinite wisdom and goodness, a forum would also be created, and in this forum you were allowed to eat of all the topics provided but one? Only of the topic of geekery were you not allowed to partake, lest ye be banned from the forum for all eternity. Woe unto you who masticates upon this topic and does not promptly spew its vileness out of thine mouth(s).

And to make sure His will was followed he endowed 'Da MAULER with the powers of a MOD.

Nay, that was the prophet Admin. But he has repented of this sin and has been forgiven.

Well Played!!

[Kickball_Carrie]

Seriously, Figstradamus, there is no escaping it. You are going to write this week's WWHTKCD?? column. Put your posting skills to good work!!!

Dear HTKC,
I have a weird problem. My new boyfriend is celebrating his birthday this week, and I don't know what to get him. My friends on the awesomely terrible (see: VH1 pundit shows I don't really think the MB is terrible) message board kickball365.com suggest a threesome. But I would rather get into a little one-on-one LARPing session. Thoughts?

Sincerely,
The Trouble with Tribble

OK, Answer. And then email it to me. If not, I am bringing pen and paper and cordoning off a work space for you at Union Jack's.