Week 7 Party Rankings

[Willie Fistergash]

Alright, kids...something to stew over while you prepare for the bar tomorrow. Only one week left to dress to impress and drink to put your livers under duress (Whit, that means to do bad stuff to it)

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Well folks…the time is nigh. Another season is winding down and this will be the 2nd to last Party Rankings of the season and after that I’m going dormant until Spring season kicks off a mere 4 months from now. I’m actually kind of looking forward to the time off. I liken it to a bear hibernating as I watch my bank account grow exponentially as the “Mulligan’s Bar & Grille” charges disappear like Sarah Palin’s political career. You can also liken me to a “bear” because for the 76th week in a row (basically since I moved to Richmond) I had someone ask me if I was gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Apparently a flamboyant flame print toga with a leopard print banana hammock underneath just doesn’t scream “I’m hetero” like it used to. Some people said that my outfit had nothing to do with it. That it was the fact that I repeatedly threw Chuck Dusett over my shoulder and absconded with him to the men’s room. But believe me, it wasn’t an attraction thing. I’m just amused by the fact that I can throw a grown man over my shoulder and walk around with him and not be winded. I haven’t been able to do that since I was the key grip on Bridget the Midget’s last feature “Little Women…Do Anal”. Louisa May Alcott must be so proud.

Alright…here we go. Welcome to the suck, folks. Last week!!!!

#1 (3) Ligers
How could you not give it to this rowdy frickin’ devil’s brigade? They are the 1989 Detroit Pistons of our league. The Bad Boys, the team you love to hate. Or the team you just plain hate depending on how well you personally know Whit, Chuck, and Luke. They pulled off another huge win for the Halloween theme week with an amazing imitation of all the zombies from Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video giving them the sweep on Theme Week wins. These charitable jerk offs also won Penny Wars as well giving them $300 in free booze this season alone. You see kids, it just goes to show that if you work real hard, you practice, and if you don’t care what the other people outside the other dozen assholes on your team thinks of you, you can aspire to greatness. One warning though: do not be within eyesight or earshot of these delta bravos when they are presented with their free booze gift certificates. All hell will break lose! Like the zombies they emulated with makeup, they soon began fighting with every person within a 10 foot radius. After they had eaten all of civilian brains they could eat, they then began fighting with themselves! While this second occurrence of in-fighting was obnoxious it was encouraged by the onlookers with hopes the team would destroy itself. No such luck, unfortunately. The Ligers live to play another day. Douchiest move of the night: When Jody began unsheathing $50 in change out of their rollers so I would have to count them for Penny Wars. Thanks, dude. With compassion like that it’s a wonder you’re still on the market. PS…this team lost points for having a piss poor showing at Beer Olympics but you were so far ahead it still didn’t affect your #1 spot. Party wisely this week, people. Only one week of standings to go before we crown a season winner!

#2 (1) That’s What She Said
I know I’m biased but I think we deserved 2nd place for the Halloween Theme week. There was 100% participation with our togas and while the other team dressing up as the Ligers was original it ended up backfiring because 2 whole teams ended up doing it. SO…I take that back. It wasn’t original. It was dumb. You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny. There I said it. Let’s move on. In any case, 100% Halloween participation from our team last week with our toga idea including several guys who didn’t wear shirts underneath and froze their tits off during the game. To be honest we were hoping for some girls to not wear shirts underneath their togas as well but we’ll file that in the “Best Laid Plans” section of the season. Then there was Colin who showed up to the game with what looked like a denim bed sheet (have fun dry humping that! What?) wrapped around him like a makeshift diaper rather than a toga. For all intents and purposes he was dressed as a gigantic baby! I guess he opted for Underwater Basket Weaving rather than Toga 101 for his senior year elective. Once we got to the bar we had a solid showing as well. We unloaded our wallets for Penny Wars (a valiant 2nd place, I believe) and loaded our gullets with drink. After continuing to rock the shirtless toga for the rest of the evening I was then challenged by Whit for a Dance Off. To which I steadily replied “Dance off? How about Pants off!” Almost as if it was some unspoken language we both got down to our skivvies and proceeded to dance; him in his Tommy Hilfiger cotton boxers and me in my Roxy women’s medium-sized leopard print bikini bottoms. After seeing that he was being “served” Whit then decided to put me in a sleeper hold. When I came to I saw Whit recovering his shoes, Doug trying on my Speedo, and was being shielded from the light mist of rain by the canopy that is Pete’s scrotal sack (only one of these stories is true…guess which one). With that being said I think it’s evident that TWSS is back with a vengeance this season. With a strong attendance base each week and my lack of fear from a PERMANENT ban from Mulligan’s we are a force to be reckoned with.

#3 (4) Morally Casual
Hold on to your 401(K)’s ladies…Pete Olson is officially back on the market. After a year or so of seclusion in Relationshipville he can now go back to drinking 6 nights a week and constantly jerking off with one of Nick Flieg’s bed sheets tied around his neck (“What’s changed?”, you might ask). Why is it that the nerdy types are always into auto-erotic asphyxiation? Can’t you just be happy you’re getting laid? Now you’ve got to fuck it up with your mommy issues and your impulse problems? This is how guys with glasses get a bad rap…and why it’s no longer safe to be a prostitute sans pimp. Deeply in mourning, Pete showed up to the bar on Thursday with his huge testicles and disarming smile in tow. He is already linked to another Morally Casual siren and then spent Sunday morning in the ER after hurting his neck throwing himself down ANOTHER girl’s stairs. Stairs, huh? Yeah, I’m not buying it. See “jerks off with bed sheet around neck” comment about 10 sentences ago. Beyond Pete, Morally Caj had very solid attendance for another consecutive week and Patty No Pants decided to up the sexy quotient by showing her bare ass to anyone that would look at it. Apparently she was trying to prove that she had a bruise on her posterior from her spill off the barstool a week prior and for whatever reason the guy’s looking for it just couldn’t seem to see it until they got multiple views. Thanks for that, Harrison. Be careful, Patty. The next thing you know he’ll ask to eat breakfast off of it, Frank Sinatra style. This team has proven over the last few weeks that they are willing to mix it up at the bar with the best of them. Don’t expect them to win any bar championships but don’t count on them to not fuck your shit up when you least expect it. Also, this team had decent attendance at Beer Olympics which put them ahead of the #4 team. They tied for last which was unexpected considering they had Pete and half of Scott Coston but hey, you win some and you lose some. As a matter of fact, it’s about time you assholes started losing at something. Last week’s game against you was less fun than the time I watched my grandmother get her taint waxed and her colostomy bag got ripped off in the process. I seriously hate you guys, sometimes.

#4 (5) Scared Kickless
I’ll say it again…how the mighty have fallen. I thought these guys were going to have a Patriot like undefeated run to the Party Rankings Championship this year the way you started off. Dildos, assless chaps, male nudity…no, I’m not talking about Chris Feathers’ porn collection. That used to describe what this team rode to victory week after week for the 1st half of the season. The only reason I actually bumped out of the #5 spot is because you tied for the most attendance at Beer Olympics and because I saw Woody sharpening the long end of a toothbrush last week. I only have 1/3 of my liver left, Woody…the last thing I need is for you to shiv my pancreas or something. Actually, if you do shiv me aim for the appendix. It’s been a tad swollen lately and I’m predicting a layoff and loss of my HMO very soon. Maybe it’s not my appendix…maybe I just need to sit on the toilet. Remember when you were eight and every ailment you complained to your mom about she just blamed on your not being regular? “Mom, I’m coughing blood and Jimmy’s not breathing. I think we have asbestos.” “Nonsense, you go sit on the toilet while I check your brother’s diaper” Maybe that’s just me. What do you expect when your parents meet at an Incontinence Convention (she lobbied for Depends and he drove the Metamucil truck)? In any case, I just don’t see these guys ending the year on top. They have been hampered by a mellowed out CJ Hall (“Thanks, true love! Now I’m not fun anymore!”) and the sleeping giant I awoke when I called out Luke for leaving the bar at 7:30 every week. That in turn led to a reinvigorated Ligers crew and the rest is history. A strong showing this week and at the EOS party will ensure that you guys don’t completely fall on your faces. Do me proud!

#5 (2) Ransackers
This is the little team that could, in a way. Much like on the field, with a little cohesion and leadership these guys could really be something. Instead they are bogged down by people who are too busy getting drunk BEFORE the bar to be effective (see Evan Week 4 and Julia last week). Seriously, Julia…cool costume and all but if I wanted a road sign crammed up my ass I’d just get pulled over for speeding in West Virginia. And tell me you’re kidding when you say you’ve been drinking moonshine. Or that its some new cleverly named malt beverage like Zima. Because if you’re literally drinking the alcoholic equivalent to jet fuel out of a mayonnaise jar I’m going to call ABC and instruct my girlfriend to stop lighting her cigarettes around you. Then there are their captains. In one corner you’ve got Josh who is constantly checking his cell phone for the news that he’s been served a stop loss and has to go back to fucking Egypt to guard the Sphinx in the name of our freedom. In the other corner you’ve got Feathers who looks like someone used a Crown Royal bag as a nut rag with all of his damn ECU purple garb. He’s milling around with his hands in his pockets staring at other people’s drinks going “Hmmm…do I drop a roophie in there or do I take a sip out of it because I’m so fucking cheap?” Do us all a favor and do one, then the other, and try to drive home before you fall asleep and take advantage of yourself. There are rumors of a team merger in the spring season and I really hope that the Ransackers half are beneficiaries of some help on the field and at the bar…you need it, chumps!

#6 (6) Undefeated
Stuck in the #6 slot! Argh…if I believed that you actually read this shit I’d wonder if you even care about your ranking. Obviously you don’t because with two more people and about $20 more in bar tab you guys could give the Ransackers a run for their money. Actually, you can’t give them a run for their money because Feathers is hoarding it all. You guys do get points for having a few people at the bar this week. That we can set our watches to; which is more than can be said about the peeps at the #7 and #8 spot. You then subsequently lose points for looking at me like I was a leper after I accidentally kicked your table and knocked a beer over. I find it hard to believe that in your obviously adventurous social lives that you’ve never seen a fat guy in silk toga (“Are those flames or stretch marks!?”) accidentally bump into something whilst intoxicated. For shame!

#7 (7) 15 Witnesses
I’m starting to treat these guys like Guam or Puerto Rico. They want to be part of our union and want all the perks but they just don’t want to participate in anything that takes any effort or is out of their comfort zone. I even heard a rumor that in response to our Beer Olympics invitation they played with the idea of having their own Beer Olympics instead! God, I can only imagine what fun that was. Events probably included Speed Knitting and Watching Beer Dry. This team does get some honorary points for showing up for a few minutes to drop off more than $100 in coins for the Penny Wars. Thank you very much, for that. But these points were immediately taken away after I began counting the change and found the following things in your container: toe nails, finger nails, rusty safety pins, and a cat turd (no joke). Honestly, I would have been less surprised had I found the Rosetta Stone and Jimmy Hoffa’s finger.

#8 (8) Commonwealth Chapel
This is me beating a dead horse. This is me beating a dead horse. This is me beating a dead horse. This is me beating a dead horse. This is me beating a dead horse. This is me beating a dead horse. This is me beating a dead horse. This is me beating a dead horse. This is me beating a dead horse. This is me beating a dead horse. This is me beating a dead horse. This is me beating a dead horse. What else can be said about a team that habitually makes the choice to spurn our local economy in favor of their piety and chastity? I say if they come to the EOS Party we kidnap them and walk them down the street to Club Velvet (pronounced “Vel-vay” if you’re nasty).

[peckerslap time!]

You see kids, it just goes to show that if you work real hard, you practice, and if you don’t care what the other people outside the other dozen assholes on your team thinks of you, you can aspire to greatness.

We don't practice, cockstain...we're naturals at our craft.

[Darkness]

There are 2 sides to every story

Pros: Don't have to go into the office, get to take so many drugs you start to think 'Stomp The Yard' WAS a quality DVD purchase, copious amounts of sympathy

Cons: You think you may start getting bedsores, almost paralyzed, the neck brace is really starting to annoy you, girls don't actually want to hook up with somebody they feel sorry for (even if they did theres not a whole lot I could provide without moving my head/neck/shoulders)

[Willie Fistergash]

You see kids, it just goes to show that if you work real hard, you practice, and if you don’t care what the other people outside the other dozen assholes on your team thinks of you, you can aspire to greatness.

We don't practice, cockstain...we're naturals at our craft.

You mean you're naturally a-holes? Man, I feel sorry for everyone in your congressional district.

[Willie Fistergash]

Cons: You think you may start getting bedsores, almost paralyzed, the neck brace is really starting to annoy you, girls don't actually want to hook up with somebody they feel sorry for (even if they did there's not a whole lot I could provide without moving my head/neck/shoulders)

This style of lovemaking is known as "The Harrison"

[Power Monger]

That wasn't even half of a Scott Coston at the beer olympics. I was only there for 1 of the 5 events and that 1 event was the only one that didn't require drinking.

[CanZ]

That wasn't even half of a Scott Coston at the beer olympics. I was only there for 1 of the 5 events and that 1 event was the only one that didn't require drinking.

Do I hear excuses?

[Power Monger]

Yes.

I wasn't there for any of the drinking events. That's my teams excuse. And I think it's a pretty valid one.

[CanZ]

Boo. You can't rest the entire team's laurels just on your drinking ability alone. If so, then that's just sad for the rest of MC ...

[flip c*up yours]

Boo. You can't rest the entire team's laurels just on your drinking ability alone. If so, then that's just sad for the rest of MC ...

I actually think its true. And very, very sad.

[peckerslap time!]

It's no secret that without Scottie, MC's drinking "prowess" is pretty much non-existent.

[Power Monger]

I wouldn't say non-existent. There are some solid drinkers on the team. Just severely SEVERELY hampered.

[patty no pants]

Thanks Scottie. I was gonna say. We might not have the drinking ability of Scott, but that doesn't mean we have none!

[TwankieDeuce]

I think I saw Karen drink a beer.

[the deebo]

Thanks Scottie. I was gonna say. We might not have the drinking ability of Scott, but that doesn't mean we have none!

MC certainly loses more from the power drinking aspect than the stamina aspect without Scotty in the line-up.

And lets face it....most beer olympics games are more about the power drinking.

Speaking of stamina drinking, anyone ever heard of "North vs South?" I am sure it's been called a variety of things but that's what it was called at Washington & Lee.

Two teams (or I guess any number really)....five minutes per beer. If you throw up, retire, or aren't finished your beer when it's time for the next one (you do have the option to chug if you can/want to), you are out. After everyone's done you figure out which team had the best beers per person ration and they are declared the winner.

[Darkness]

I wouldn't say non-existent. There are some solid drinkers on the team. Just severely SEVERELY hampered.

Y'all are just talking that talking. Not having Gareth, Wade, Nick, and Birdman show up when they said they would killed us worse far worse then Scottie having to leave. Of course we are going to suck when we are running the (B) or (C) squad. We'd be fine without Scottie, not to so he isn't the best on our team, but you still need a solid 5 to have any hope at flip cup or a boat race.

[Power Monger]

No, they lose both. I can power drink ALL DAY.
It's just the stamina doesn't factor in as much to this particular event.

[Power Monger]

I like the sound of that game and would be more then willing to participate some time.

[the deebo]

I like the sound of that game and would be more then willing to participate some time.

Similar to a power hour....it's pretty simple for people at first, but it can go downhill pretty quickly. All we need is people wanting to participate, a shit load of beer (preferably in cans), and someone/something to keep tabs on how many beers everyone has had on each team.

[patty no pants]

Wow. Thanks Coach. Way to make us feel like we mattered being there.

[flip c*up yours]

I like the sound of that game and would be more then willing to participate some time.

Similar to a power hour....it's pretty simple for people at first, but it can go downhill pretty quickly. All we need is people wanting to participate, a shit load of beer (preferably in cans), and someone/something to keep tabs on how many beers everyone has had on each team.

I want in!!! And clearly I would be representing the North.

[the deebo]

No, they lose both. I can power drink ALL DAY.
It's just the stamina doesn't factor in as much to this particular event.

Isn't that exactly what I said?

[Power Monger]

I think you should use this forum to recruit people for it since it was your idea.

I assume you split up into Northerns vs. Southerners obviously. What if you are a dual citizen of sorts. Does it have to be based on where you were born? Cause I was born in PA but have lived in VA since I was 9. I would probably prefer to play on the Southern side as I identify more with the mentality.

[TwankieDeuce]

I think you should use this forum to recruit people for it since it was your idea.

I assume you split up into Northerns vs. Southerners obviously. What if you are a dual citizen of sorts. Does it have to be based on where you were born? Cause I was born in PA but have lived in VA since I was 9. I would probably prefer to play on the Southern side as I identify more with the mentality.

Haha, don't we all.

[flip c*up yours]

I think you should use this forum to recruit people for it since it was your idea.

I assume you split up into Northerns vs. Southerners obviously. What if you are a dual citizen of sorts. Does it have to be based on where you were born? Cause I was born in PA but have lived in VA since I was 9. I would probably prefer to play on the Southern side as I identify more with the mentality.

Haha, don't we all.

No.

[CanZ]

Is it every 5 minutes for an hour?

[Bonnie Blue]

I think I saw Karen drink a beer.

WHA????? Dude, I drank my entire 6-pack of BLL Smooths as well as a couple of keg beeuhs. Come on, for me, that's friggin' awesome. And as an aside, you know damn well you can't challenge my southpaw beer pong skillz. Mike and Jon only beat Pete 'n me because Mike gained some luck peeing my name on the fence. Ima good luck with beer pong, not so much with stairs

[TwankieDeuce]

I think I saw Karen drink a beer.

WHA????? Dude, I drank my entire 6-pack of BLL Smooths as well as a couple of keg beeuhs. Come on, for me, that's friggin' awesome. And as an aside, you know damn well you can't challenge my southpaw beer pong skillz. Mike and Jon only beat Pete 'n me because Mike gained some luck peeing my name on the fence. Ima good luck with beer pong, not so much with stairs

I know you drink more than one beer. That was a joke against your teammates for leaving you and the others (Patty) out.

[the deebo]

I think you should use this forum to recruit people for it since it was your idea.

I assume you split up into Northerns vs. Southerners obviously. What if you are a dual citizen of sorts. Does it have to be based on where you were born? Cause I was born in PA but have lived in VA since I was 9. I would probably prefer to play on the Southern side as I identify more with the mentality.

It can be split up however you'd like.....at W&L it was North vs South because it was a huge Southerners school and they claimed dominance in everything. In fact there was one guy that lived in SC, so he was playing for the south, but towards the end he took his shirt off and had a Jersey plate tied around his neck since that's where he was born....in the middle of the game he defected!!!

Also, I would be willing to recruit....would you be willing to host?? Not sure my house could handle it.

[TwankieDeuce]

I think you should use this forum to recruit people for it since it was your idea.

I assume you split up into Northerns vs. Southerners obviously. What if you are a dual citizen of sorts. Does it have to be based on where you were born? Cause I was born in PA but have lived in VA since I was 9. I would probably prefer to play on the Southern side as I identify more with the mentality.

It can be split up however you'd like.....at W&L it was North vs South because it was a huge Southerners school and they claimed dominance in everything. In fact there was one guy that lived in SC, so he was playing for the south, but towards the end he took his shirt off and had a Jersey plate tied around his neck since that's where he was born....in the middle of the game he defected!!!

So he...."changed".

[Busch on the field]

I think I saw Karen drink a beer.

WHA????? Dude, I drank my entire 6-pack of BLL Smooths as well as a couple of keg beeuhs. Come on, for me, that's friggin' awesome. And as an aside, you know damn well you can't challenge my southpaw beer pong skillz. Mike and Jon only beat Pete 'n me because Mike gained some luck peeing my name on the fence. Ima good luck with beer pong, not so much with stairs

...please, Team USA (Buschmeier/Farmer) are undefeated. We went to Boston as Team VA and destroyed the best of the best up there during St. Patty's Day. Then became Team USA when it was time to annihilate the British in the Summer of 08. It was a good game, but the results were decided even before you crawled out of bed that morning. Who lets their opponent bounce one in during TRIPLE OVER TIME (I think it was triple), I mean c'mon now. Professionals make those shots in overtime, and amateurs let bounces go in.

[Bonnie Blue]

I think I saw Karen drink a beer.

WHA????? Dude, I drank my entire 6-pack of BLL Smooths as well as a couple of keg beeuhs. Come on, for me, that's friggin' awesome. And as an aside, you know damn well you can't challenge my southpaw beer pong skillz. Mike and Jon only beat Pete 'n me because Mike gained some luck peeing my name on the fence. Ima good luck with beer pong, not so much with stairs

...please, Team USA (Buschmeier/Farmer) are undefeated. We went to Boston as Team VA and destroyed the best of the best up there during St. Patty's Day. Then became Team USA when it was time to annihilate the British in the Summer of 08. It was a good game, but the results were decided even before you crawled out of bed that morning. Who lets their opponent bounce one in during TRIPLE OVER TIME (I think it was triple), I mean c'mon now. Professionals make those shots in overtime, and amateurs let bounces go in.

If you're such a professional and I'm such an amateur (and a girl...), how did you even let it get to triple overtime then, eh?

[the deebo]

I think I saw Karen drink a beer.

WHA????? Dude, I drank my entire 6-pack of BLL Smooths as well as a couple of keg beeuhs. Come on, for me, that's friggin' awesome. And as an aside, you know damn well you can't challenge my southpaw beer pong skillz. Mike and Jon only beat Pete 'n me because Mike gained some luck peeing my name on the fence. Ima good luck with beer pong, not so much with stairs

...please, Team USA (Buschmeier/Farmer) are undefeated. We went to Boston as Team VA and destroyed the best of the best up there during St. Patty's Day. Then became Team USA when it was time to annihilate the British in the Summer of 08. It was a good game, but the results were decided even before you crawled out of bed that morning. Who lets their opponent bounce one in during TRIPLE OVER TIME (I think it was triple), I mean c'mon now. Professionals make those shots in overtime, and amateurs let bounces go in.

If you're such a professional and I'm such an amateur (and a girl...), how did you even let it get to triple overtime then, eh?

Karen, anyone can have there "moment in the sun" so to speak. I am guessing that was yours.

[the deebo]

Is it every 5 minutes for an hour?

No, it's every five minutes until you can't go anymore.

[Bonnie Blue]

My moments are always sunny

[TwankieDeuce]

WHA????? Dude, I drank my entire 6-pack of BLL Smooths as well as a couple of keg beeuhs. Come on, for me, that's friggin' awesome. And as an aside, you know damn well you can't challenge my southpaw beer pong skillz. Mike and Jon only beat Pete 'n me because Mike gained some luck peeing my name on the fence. Ima good luck with beer pong, not so much with stairs

...please, Team USA (Buschmeier/Farmer) are undefeated. We went to Boston as Team VA and destroyed the best of the best up there during St. Patty's Day. Then became Team USA when it was time to annihilate the British in the Summer of 08. It was a good game, but the results were decided even before you crawled out of bed that morning. Who lets their opponent bounce one in during TRIPLE OVER TIME (I think it was triple), I mean c'mon now. Professionals make those shots in overtime, and amateurs let bounces go in.

If you're such a professional and I'm such an amateur (and a girl...), how did you even let it get to triple overtime then, eh?

Karen, anyone can have there "moment in the sun" so to speak. I am guessing that was yours.

Anyone else hear the OUCH? Damn.

[the deebo]

My moments are always sunny

Well we are quite the optimist, aren't we?

[Bonnie Blue]

My moments are always sunny

Well we are quite the optimist, aren't we?

No, I am. Clearly WE aren't. Life is grand, my friend, and so are my beer pong skills YAY!

[Busch on the field]

I think I saw Karen drink a beer.

WHA????? Dude, I drank my entire 6-pack of BLL Smooths as well as a couple of keg beeuhs. Come on, for me, that's friggin' awesome. And as an aside, you know damn well you can't challenge my southpaw beer pong skillz. Mike and Jon only beat Pete 'n me because Mike gained some luck peeing my name on the fence. Ima good luck with beer pong, not so much with stairs

...please, Team USA (Buschmeier/Farmer) are undefeated. We went to Boston as Team VA and destroyed the best of the best up there during St. Patty's Day. Then became Team USA when it was time to annihilate the British in the Summer of 08. It was a good game, but the results were decided even before you crawled out of bed that morning. Who lets their opponent bounce one in during TRIPLE OVER TIME (I think it was triple), I mean c'mon now. Professionals make those shots in overtime, and amateurs let bounces go in.

If you're such a professional and I'm such an amateur (and a girl...), how did you even let it get to triple overtime then, eh?

Gender plays no role in beer pong skills. I know several girls out there that are excellent at the game. I'm with deebo, you had your moment in the sun during the first part of the game. But you blew it (not in a good way) during overtime. You're balls weren't anywhere NEAR the cups. Every shot was at least 6 inches away from it's target. Thus making the white thing not even come close to the big opening just waiting to receive it. I however, have excellent aim.

..sexual references are fun...

[Power Monger]

I would indeed be willing to host