I shared it with my non-Kickball friends. They're still laughing.
"Enron... now there's a name you can trust!" Oakley Hall 2000 A.D.
Jenri: "Fro, I will completely marry you." infernro: "johnny you are hands down my favorite out-of-towner this season." Fresh: "Johnny -- i could fall in love with you" flip c*up yours: "You should have known! Sorry, fro."
Can we admire the evolutions of this thread? It started with trying to make Oakley feel bad about a real thing that happened, turned into a lesbians making out thread, and then just took off into one of the best games I've ever played of Oakley is the reason for everything bad in the world...
By the way,
"I'll give you three chances to guess my name." - Oakleystiltskin
“You’re in this dark tunnel and you’ve got no way out. You’re waiting for light, and you see that light, what do you do? What do you do? You start digging and getting out. … I’ve always believed you stay in the tunnel and you keep digging when you expect no light. You have the same faith when you expect no light. You have the same belief in what you’re doing when you expect no light. … It’s dark and I’m going to dig through. My shovel is sharp and my pick is sharp and my will is outstanding.” -- Oakely Marinelli, coach of the Detroit Lions