Party Rankings Week 9

by **Sensei** » June 10th, 2009, 9:49 am

Doubtful they will be posted this week but I must say big props to Kickin It for pulling out S&M this week. I know there are whipping pictures out there somewhere!

So I am doing the rankings this week then and if someone else wants to add more, do it!

#1 Kicking It - S&M reasons, a bunch of bears whipping each other is pretty awesome. Not to mention they were "going to flash" so thats pretty good. And I saw one of the bears flash some random dude, she had a pink bra, it was well it just "was", so congrats.
#2 OJ - Who would dispute our awesomeness. Really who? #s were key here and our lady won best costume...
#3 Ligers - Good Costumes, Nice win, too bad you couldnt stick around to party. Although you did scream your teams name a bunch of times, that was cool like always? Thats a question.....
#4 Scared Kickless- Partying with 'yellow face' on is pretty hard core. they were mad they didnt win 1st, frankly it was pretty close. Nothing crazy was done but you deserve props
#5 Playground Bullies - some girl told me she was a playground bully, she was really drunk and annoyed alot of people, but she was drunk and self proclamitory so they get 5th
#6 Das Boot - Coston was there, he ate a sandwich, it looked tasty. Franzen was there too, he sat at the bar, it was cool.
#7 Lots of other teams - I saw a bunch of you sitting around which is good, feel good for being there and being anonymous!

I know these arent as funny as usualu but the 7 people that read them will have fun commenting on them....Luke, Pete, Etc have at it....

by **flip c*up yours** » June 10th, 2009, 10:21 am

The theme was S & M??

When did you guys decided to come up with fun themes?

by **Zak** » June 10th, 2009, 11:37 am

Sensei wrote:...

I know these arent as funny as usualu but the 7 people that read them will have fun commenting on them....Luke, Pete, Etc have at it....

Actually I thought they were pretty funny. I'm not sure if was because they were actually funny or the contrast to what the party rankings usually are.

by **the deebo** » June 10th, 2009, 12:34 pm

flip c*up yours wrote:The theme was S & M??

When did you guys decided to come up with fun themes?

The theme was fictional characters, and Kickin It went as dysfunctional Care Bears. One of them was Bondage Bear and she brought a whip....needless to say a lot of poeple got smacked.

by **Darkness** » June 10th, 2009, 12:36 pm

Great party rankings. I LOVE SANDWICHES!

by **PDubbZer** » June 10th, 2009, 2:50 pm

Your team parties like an octogenarian. Seriously. You guys stand at the corner of the bar and never move unless you decide to lose a boat race to someone. Come on Sensei, when your team has more than three people who actually bring something to the bar you can start ranking your team that high. Until then, get over it.

by **EPatt** » June 10th, 2009, 4:05 pm

Those are 22+ drunk, crazy and morally casual octogenarians, just so you know.

by **PDubbZer** » June 10th, 2009, 8:57 pm

EPatt wrote:Those are 22+ drunk, crazy and morally casual octogenarians, just so you know.

I should have been more specific. I would never question Kickin' it's ability to party. You guys were ranked correctly this week, especially after the bondage whip beat down of that poor kid and several members of your team. Plenty of people from your team walk the deck and actually talk to other people. I am talking about OJ. Every time Sensei does party rankings his team ends up in the top two, and they never leave the end of the bar closest to the door. So yes, Sensei, I dispute your team's "awesomeness". I welcome you to prove me wrong by actually getting some people on your team (besides just you and Preston) to actually create some sort of a spectacle at the bar, but I just don't see it happening.

by **peckerslap time!** » June 10th, 2009, 9:44 pm

PDubbZer wrote:I welcome you to prove me wrong by actually getting some people on your team (besides just you and Preston) to actually create some sort of a spectacle at the bar, but I just don't see it happening.

It won't happen, because Sensei will be too busy wiping the ninja cum off his chin. Seriously Sensei, at least make an effort...I can do party rankings if they're 6 words on 7 teams, this is the weakest shit I've ever seen.

by **peckerslap time!** » June 10th, 2009, 9:46 pm

Sensei wrote:#2 OJ - #s were key here and our lady won best costume...

ok, if you want to win best costume with scottie voting, just dress up a mildly hot asian chick all slutty. whoopidy fuckin' doo.

by **NoBrainer** » June 11th, 2009, 5:21 am

Hey! We need MORE mildly hot chicks dressing up in slutty costumes! As usual I was there downing smuggled-in booze but unfortunately my dark blue shirt must have blended with the overall drabness of the evening. Oh... that and I was the only person from my team there, again...

by **MeanGreeN** » June 11th, 2009, 8:46 am

What the FUCk kinda party rankings are these?? Where was Off Constantly in these rankings?? YOu are garbage.

by **flip c*up yours** » June 11th, 2009, 8:56 am

EPatt wrote:Those are 22+ drunk, crazy and morally casual octogenarians, just so you know.

Holy shit. When did you become a MB poster?!

by **secordsmith** » June 11th, 2009, 9:07 am

PDubbZer wrote: especially after the bondage whip beat down of that poor kid and several members of your team.

I assume you meant the random guy I whipped the shit out of. I hit him nicely and got called a pussy, so I wound up and laid it to him. I'm guessing he still can't walk right.

Who knew bondage could be so much fun? (besides Luke, who gets whipped and gagged by his dominatrix wife at 10:01 PM every Thursday night)

by **Sensei** » June 11th, 2009, 9:21 am

wow you guys "showed me"! at leastthere are some damn posts on this thread.....

anyways after today this place will be a ghost town , like Lukes sex life ............ZING>>>>>>>>>>

by **peckerslap time!** » June 11th, 2009, 10:05 am

so i know usually nothing is off limits and all that, but if you two fuckbags make another comment in relation to my wife you're not getting through the night without having your testicles crushed

at least i'm man enough to wear my wedding ring to the bar

by **secordsmith** » June 11th, 2009, 10:36 am

peckerslap time! wrote:so i know usually nothing is off limits and all that, but if you two fuckbags make another comment in relation to my wife you're not getting through the night without having your testicles crushed

at least i'm man enough to wear my wedding ring to the bar

Some things are off limits, but jokes about your sex life hardly seem to cross the line.

And nobody gives a shit about whether you do or do not wear your wedding ring to the bar. Is that some major conundrum for you or something?

by **Sensei** » June 11th, 2009, 10:41 am

dude sex life isnt talking about your wife, settle beavis...... :-t

by **peckerslap time!** » June 11th, 2009, 11:14 am

secordsmith wrote:
peckerslap time! wrote:so i know usually nothing is off limits and all that, but if you two fuckbags make another comment in relation to my wife you're not getting through the night without having your testicles crushed

at least i'm man enough to wear my wedding ring to the bar

Some things are off limits, but jokes about your sex life hardly seem to cross the line.

And nobody gives a shit about whether you do or do not wear your wedding ring to the bar. Is that some major conundrum for you or something?

You clearly don't get the wedding ring comment dipshit, so just keep your trap shut. I didn't expect you to though...because you are stupid.

Irony of it all is that my sex life is considerably better because I behave myself on Thursdays, so assume what you want. We all know Emily only dates you cuz you have a horsecock...lucky for you too because getting sex for you would be impossible if girls judged you based on your personality.

by **peckerslap time!** » June 11th, 2009, 11:16 am

Sensei wrote:dude sex life isnt talking about your wife, settle beavis......

Ninja Cumstain, you're lucky that I'm not going for the jugular...see I actually kinda like you. Can't say the same for Nate, and can't say that his testicles won't be crushed tonight anyway.

I can't wait to hear about how badly Stanky Legs beats you tonight Nate (as long as they pay up for their forfeits).

by **patty no pants** » June 11th, 2009, 11:51 am

"#6 Das Boot - Coston was there, he ate a sandwich, it looked tasty. Franzen was there too, he sat at the bar, it was cool."

Chris isn't even on Das Boot...never has been.

by **Darkness** » June 11th, 2009, 12:54 pm

patty no pants wrote:"#6 Das Boot - Coston was there, he ate a sandwich, it looked tasty. Franzen was there too, he sat at the bar, it was cool."

Chris isn't even on Das Boot...never has been.

Hey Franzen, what are your plans for next season?

by **Sensei** » June 11th, 2009, 1:12 pm

whoops about franzen....

by **flip c*up yours** » June 11th, 2009, 1:16 pm

Is this the end of the party rankings? Or are you going to do a post-season finale for them?

(because if so, I want a write-in vote.)

by **the deebo** » June 11th, 2009, 1:21 pm

flip c*up yours wrote:Is this the end of the party rankings? Or are you going to do a post-season finale for them?

(because if so, I want a write-in vote.)

I imagine this would probably be the last installment. Besides, how do you get a write-in vote?

by **flip c*up yours** » June 11th, 2009, 1:42 pm

the deebo wrote:Besides, how do you get a write-in vote?

By out-partying any of the teams down there.

by **patty no pants** » June 11th, 2009, 1:50 pm

Darkness wrote:
patty no pants wrote:"#6 Das Boot - Coston was there, he ate a sandwich, it looked tasty. Franzen was there too, he sat at the bar, it was cool."

Chris isn't even on Das Boot...never has been.

Hey Franzen, what are your plans for next season?

If you're trying to say he's on Das Boot next season, I believe you and the Mrs. requested to be on HIS team. Not the other way around!

by **the deebo** » June 11th, 2009, 1:50 pm

If a tree falls in the woods.....I realize your debauchery list is long and distinguished (someone please come through with the next quote). But, is it fair for you to get an overall vote on party rankings in a league that isn't in the same zip code? Not to mention there probably won't be any end of season rankings.

by **the deebo** » June 11th, 2009, 1:52 pm

patty no pants wrote:
Darkness wrote:
patty no pants wrote:"#6 Das Boot - Coston was there, he ate a sandwich, it looked tasty. Franzen was there too, he sat at the bar, it was cool."

Chris isn't even on Das Boot...never has been.

Hey Franzen, what are your plans for next season?

If you're trying to say he's on Das Boot next season, I believe you and the Mrs. requested to be on HIS team. Not the other way around!

Kelly Riiiiiiiiiiiippppaaaaaaaaaa!

by **flip c*up yours** » June 11th, 2009, 1:54 pm

the deebo wrote:If a tree falls in the woods.....I realize your debauchery list is long and distinguished (someone please come through with the next quote). But, is it fair for you to get an overall vote on party rankings in a league that isn't in the same zip code? Not to mention there probably won't be any end of season rankings.

I'll be at everything on Saturday. One day is all I need dude.

by **the deebo** » June 11th, 2009, 1:57 pm

flip c*up yours wrote:
the deebo wrote:If a tree falls in the woods.....I realize your debauchery list is long and distinguished (someone please come through with the next quote). But, is it fair for you to get an overall vote on party rankings in a league that isn't in the same zip code? Not to mention there probably won't be any end of season rankings.

I'll be at everything on Saturday. One day is all I need dude.

Good to hear....hoping to make it myself.

by **Willie Fistergash** » June 11th, 2009, 2:01 pm

the deebo wrote:If a tree falls in the woods.....I realize your debauchery list is long and distinguished (someone please come through with the next quote). But, is it fair for you to get an overall vote on party rankings in a league that isn't in the same zip code? Not to mention there probably won't be any end of season rankings.

"...yeah, and so is my johnson"

You're welcome, Deebo.

by **Willie Fistergash** » June 11th, 2009, 2:02 pm

Sensei wrote:dude sex life isnt talking about your wife, settle beavis......

I second that...if you want to have sex with your wife then that's your own stupid fault. There's plenty of kickball strange to be had before 10:30.

by **the deebo** » June 11th, 2009, 2:03 pm

Close_2_tizight wrote:
the deebo wrote:If a tree falls in the woods.....I realize your debauchery list is long and distinguished (someone please come through with the next quote). But, is it fair for you to get an overall vote on party rankings in a league that isn't in the same zip code? Not to mention there probably won't be any end of season rankings.

"...yeah, and so is my johnson"

You're welcome, Deebo.

Kew I could count on you man.

by **Willie Fistergash** » June 11th, 2009, 2:04 pm

flip c*up yours wrote:Is this the end of the party rankings? Or are you going to do a post-season finale for them?

(because if so, I want a write-in vote.)

I can probably whip something up for the end of the season...factoring in tonight and the EOS party. Maybe a coach's poll for final ranking..something like that. Or I could do nothing like I've been doing. Either way.

by **Willie Fistergash** » June 11th, 2009, 2:07 pm

Darkness wrote:
patty no pants wrote:"#6 Das Boot - Coston was there, he ate a sandwich, it looked tasty. Franzen was there too, he sat at the bar, it was cool."

Chris isn't even on Das Boot...never has been.

Hey Franzen, what are your plans for next season?

I can't tell if you're trying to pretend like we haven't had this conversation 3x or if you're just trying to drum up awareness for the fact that I have a team forming for the Summer League.

Anyway...

Yeah, I'm fielding another installment of DAALTS. The summer version will be called All Aboard the FAILBOAT. Come one, come all...but only come if you've been HIV tested and you're here to fucking party your ever-loving ASS off!!!!!!

by **peckerslap time!** » June 11th, 2009, 2:14 pm

patty no pants wrote:
Darkness wrote:
patty no pants wrote:"#6 Das Boot - Coston was there, he ate a sandwich, it looked tasty. Franzen was there too, he sat at the bar, it was cool."

Chris isn't even on Das Boot...never has been.

Hey Franzen, what are your plans for next season?

If you're trying to say he's on Das Boot next season, I believe you and the Mrs. requested to be on HIS team. Not the other way around!

Hilarious Pete! I would love to see this, the rest of the league would suffer though as Scottie would take AU back over and super-serious it up again.

And PS EVERYONE, Maggie can outparty all of you dicksmokes hands down. She can also probably drink a pitcher faster than you.

by **peckerslap time!** » June 11th, 2009, 2:16 pm

Close_2_tizight wrote:
Sensei wrote:dude sex life isnt talking about your wife, settle beavis......

I second that...if you want to have sex with your wife then that's your own stupid fault. There's plenty of kickball strange to be had before 10:30.

Classy guys. And people wonder why 50% of marriages fail. P.S. mine won't.

And yes I'm better than you.

by **peckerslap time!** » June 11th, 2009, 2:18 pm

Darkness wrote:The summer version will be called All Aboard the FAILBOAT.

You all realize that "all aboard the failboat" is a copyrighted Ligerism and using it will only prove our supremacy even further, right?

by **flip c*up yours** » June 11th, 2009, 2:20 pm

peckerslap time! wrote:And PS EVERYONE, Maggie can outparty all of you dicksmokes hands down. She can also probably drink a pitcher faster than you.

I have had the best coaching on partying.

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