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Postby peckerslap time! » June 11th, 2010, 2:05 pm

Nobody else is doing them, I'm bored, not working, so what the hell:

1st Round:

Ligers vs Fist Pump All Stars: duuuurrrrrrrrrr...these 1st round games are clearly just warmups for the top 4 seeds. Ligers fist Fist Pump. 9-1.

NIM vs Toe Bashers: same as above, NIM wins big (12-0, who cares), Toe Bashers go home to bash their toes in each other's labia in preparation for the World Cup cuz they're English.

Pirate Hookers vs We Got the Runs: this game is just an excuse for CJ to show up, it's just too bad he wastes his time cuz Hookers are gonna win, 8-4.

Apologies to Fist Pump, Toe Bashers and We Got the Runs for having to show up on a saturday to get their asses handed to them at the expense of the rest of us!

2nd Round

Balls & Brews vs Ligers: In all honestly, these next few games will be decided by 2 plays...whichever team makes 2 errors. I'd be lying if I thought anyone will outplay us, and Ligers don't make mistakes on saturdays, B&B does (they ARE quasi-reincarnated from Scared Kickless after all), so I'm gonna go with B&B making mistakes, and it'll most likely be Feathers. Ligers win 3-1.

NIM vs Pirate Hookers: the jig is up Pirate Hookers...you've convinced us you don't suck all season but the playoff heat and lack of a few of your key athletes will do you in against a more experienced NIM team (that sucks cocks). The super-intense, unstoppable circle of gayness (NIM) prevails, this time in front of Pete's parents, who are thoroughly confused at why we all talk about how he has a baby on the way. NIM 4, Pirate Hookers 1.

CHAMPIONSHIP

No surprises here as the Ligers continue their saturday stompings just like last fall...Ligers win 4-2 in a tightly contested matchup that results in Nate confessing to the league the he is actually a very ugly woman trapped in a man's body.

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Everyone else - sickened by the gloating of the Ligers and by how amazingly awesome they are - hates the Ligers more than ever after they take home female MVP and several irrelevant awards at the end-season party. Earth continues to spin, Ligers continue to be better than the rest of you cock gobbling ass clowns.
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Postby TwankieDeuce » June 11th, 2010, 2:48 pm

The Ligers game really depends if everyone recovered from ass raping themselves due to the total confusion of your team suffering a loss last night. I guess if you're going to talk a lot of smack, may as well back it up. Looks like tomorrow will be redemption time...don't screw it up.
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Postby peckerslap time! » June 11th, 2010, 3:07 pm

TwankieDeuce wrote:The Ligers game really depends if everyone recovered from ass raping themselves due to the total confusion of your team suffering a loss last night. I guess if you're going to talk a lot of smack, may as well back it up. Looks like tomorrow will be redemption time...don't screw it up.


Sweet jeebus man, where are you idiots (and it's not just you CJ) getting this "the Ligers can NOT ever lose" shit from? Not only was last night's game our 2nd loss of the season, but last fall when we won the championship we finished the regular season 4-2-1, also in 4th place. Not to mention we also played 9 seasons before that where we NEVER won a championship, and only made the finals I think 2 or 3 times. We're not unstoppable and we definitely have no shame in admitting yes...we lose kickball games on occasion, just like everyone else.

You people are dumb enough to believe the hype...sheep. BAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
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Postby Darkness » June 11th, 2010, 3:10 pm

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Postby TwankieDeuce » June 11th, 2010, 3:28 pm

peckerslap time! wrote:
TwankieDeuce wrote:The Ligers game really depends if everyone recovered from ass raping themselves due to the total confusion of your team suffering a loss last night. I guess if you're going to talk a lot of smack, may as well back it up. Looks like tomorrow will be redemption time...don't screw it up.


Sweet jeebus man, where are you idiots (and it's not just you CJ) getting this "the Ligers can NOT ever lose" shit from? Not only was last night's game our 2nd loss of the season, but last fall when we won the championship we finished the regular season 4-2-1, also in 4th place. Not to mention we also played 9 seasons before that where we NEVER won a championship, and only made the finals I think 2 or 3 times. We're not unstoppable and we definitely have no shame in admitting yes...we lose kickball games on occasion, just like everyone else.

You people are dumb enough to believe the hype...sheep. BAAAAAAAHHHHHH!


Because some people on the Ligers don't know how to deal with a loss. I know your past and the past seasons I've played against your team haven't always included certain members. The difference is some of you will still be annoying obnoxious jerks after you lose the playoffs and others most likely won't show up. I'm just glad that enough of my team is showing up Saturday, unlike the other teams.
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Postby peckerslap time! » June 11th, 2010, 3:42 pm

TwankieDeuce wrote:Because some people on the Ligers don't know how to deal with a loss. I know your past and the past seasons I've played against your team haven't always included certain members. The difference is some of you will still be annoying obnoxious jerks after you lose the playoffs and others most likely won't show up. I'm just glad that enough of my team is showing up Saturday, unlike the other teams.


Some people, or 1 person? Agreed that you're showing up though...kudos to you for coming out just to take a beatdown!
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Postby TwankieDeuce » June 11th, 2010, 3:52 pm

peckerslap time! wrote:
TwankieDeuce wrote:Because some people on the Ligers don't know how to deal with a loss. I know your past and the past seasons I've played against your team haven't always included certain members. The difference is some of you will still be annoying obnoxious jerks after you lose the playoffs and others most likely won't show up. I'm just glad that enough of my team is showing up Saturday, unlike the other teams.


Some people, or 1 person? Agreed that you're showing up though...kudos to you for coming out just to take a beatdown!


We loss to the Pirate Hookers 5-3. If that's a beat down, than that ratio holds true to your 2-1 ass whooping by the NIMs.
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Postby Rule #5: Ur an idiot » June 11th, 2010, 7:06 pm

Sorry Pete, the one week I believed to have had a blackout in complete judgment your baby's mama told me of her 3 mo. no slaying rule. Plus I don't have a trust fund champ nor does Busch I don't think so that little Harry Potter that is about to pop out is all yours. Just think, 18 years and he will be out of your hair.
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Postby Rule #5: Ur an idiot » June 11th, 2010, 7:12 pm

Oh, and CJ, if you are referring to me as a sore loser you are absolutely right. I am the absolute worst on the team. No question. I have and will never take it lightly. If that is a bad trait to have fuck it. I am ok with that nor do I really give a shit if someone doesn't like it. We are all friends afterwards at the bar but during those games I wouldn't care if a ball hit someone else in the face in an explosion of blood for the winning run. Tough shit, use your hands next time. Afterwards I'll come by the hospital with some receiver gloves for them to see how they are doing.
Also, It doesn't mean that I or the Ligers have never lost, which Luke explained to you. (It may take about 5 more posts for him to get it across to you.)
Nonetheless, I am pulling to face you guys in the championship. Go get em tiger.
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Postby TwankieDeuce » June 11th, 2010, 7:29 pm

Rule #5: Ur an idiot wrote:Oh, and CJ, if you are referring to me as a sore loser you are absolutely right. I am the absolute worst on the team. No question. I have and will never take it lightly. If that is a bad trait to have fuck it. I am ok with that nor do I really give a shit if someone doesn't like it. We are all friends afterwards at the bar but during those games I wouldn't care if a ball hit someone else in the face in an explosion of blood for the winning run. Tough shit, use your hands next time. Afterwards I'll come by the hospital with some receiver gloves for them to see how they are doing.
Also, It doesn't mean that I or the Ligers have never lost, which Luke explained to you. (It may take about 5 more posts for him to get it across to you.)
Nonetheless, I am pulling to face you guys in the championship. Go get em tiger.


Hold up...so you're saying you guys HAVE lost before.

Blows my freaking mind.
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Postby Rule #5: Ur an idiot » June 11th, 2010, 8:14 pm

Yeah, I knew it would take at least 5 more times to sink in. Boo and two thumbs down for such a poor response. Now go make me some heckle sheets for the next Squirrels game and redeem yourself.
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Postby peckerslap time! » June 14th, 2010, 10:03 am

peckerslap time! wrote:Round 1:
Ligers fist Fist Pump 9-1
NIM 12, Toe Bashers 0
Pirate Hookers 8, We Got the Runs 4
Round 2:
Ligers 3, B&B 1
NIM 4, Pirate Hookers 1
CHAMPIONSHIP
Ligers 4, NIM 2
Post-game
Everyone else - sickened by the gloating of the Ligers and by how amazingly awesome they are - hates the Ligers more than ever after they take home female MVP and several irrelevant awards at the end-season party. Earth continues to spin, Ligers continue to be better than the rest of you c0ck gobbling ass clowns.


Since everyone hates me anyway, I'd just like to continue that hatred and congratulate myself on a) the CHAMPIONSHIP and b) my remarkably accurate predictions. Real results below, with commentary that I'll warn you will sicken you in case you want to just skip it:

Round 1:
Ligers 9, Fist Pump 3...and they cheat by the way which was confirmed with the head ref in the 2nd inning. Substitutions are illegal, jackasses. Cool shorts and biceps though.
NIM 13, Toe Bashers 1
Pirate Hookers 5, We Got the Runs 3
Round 2:
Ligers 4, B&B 1
NIM 7, Pirate Hookers 3
CHAMPIONSHIP
Ligers 14, NIM 4

Pretty much the only thing I missed on was that NIM shit the bed in the finals...I expected more from them but instead of a close game we pretty much fist pumped their buttholes. Even my postgame comments were eerily true...hatred was brought to a whole new level when I won the raffle (we love the kids!) and female MVP. We would've won more irrelevant awards but since Busch was in charge of them NIM got every irrelevant award out there minus a few. Bang up job there.

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Postby patty no pants » June 14th, 2010, 10:45 am

If anyone ever says that Ligers are sore losers, please reference the post-game performance by Balls and Brews after they lost to us. I believe there were about 5 people total on their team who went through the line and said "good game." Funny bc when we lost to them during regular season, we still did it. Oh well.
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Postby Darkness » June 14th, 2010, 10:49 am

It is absolutely no fun to play the Ligers in kickball. I can see why teams only stick around for one season and never play WAKA again.

Oh, and way to ruin the message board too.
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Postby peckerslap time! » June 14th, 2010, 11:15 am

Darkness wrote:It is absolutely no fun to play the Ligers in kickball. I can see why teams only stick around for one season and never play WAKA again.

Oh, and way to ruin the message board too.


It's only no fun when you get your ass handed to you like we did to you on saturday...I bet you had plenty of fun thursday when you beat us 2-1, didn't you?

Otherwise, we're delighted to "ruin the message board"...not our fault you sally asses can't take it.

p.s. Suck my cock. There is no Santa Claus and we'd beat the Easter Bunny's team 20-0 in their 1st WAKA game ever then poo on their WAKA-graves, just like Pink pooed on home plate.
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Postby Darkness » June 14th, 2010, 11:30 am

peckerslap time! wrote:
Darkness wrote:It is absolutely no fun to play the Ligers in kickball. I can see why teams only stick around for one season and never play WAKA again.

Oh, and way to ruin the message board too.


It's only no fun when you get your ass handed to you like we did to you on saturday...I bet you had plenty of fun thursday when you beat us 2-1, didn't you?

Otherwise, we're delighted to "ruin the message board"...not our fault you sally asses can't take it.

p.s. Suck my c0ck. There is no Santa Claus and we'd beat the Easter Bunny's team 20-0 in their 1st WAKA game ever then poo on their WAKA-graves, just like Pink pooed on home plate.

Not really. While I enjoyed the game after we won, a group of 20 adults racking their brains for anything personal they know about me to yell out during the game isn't what I would call 'fun'.
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Postby peckerslap time! » June 14th, 2010, 11:42 am

Darkness wrote:Not really. While I enjoyed the game after we won, a group of 20 adults racking their brains for anything personal they know about me to yell out during the game isn't what I would call 'fun'.


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Postby Busch on the field » June 14th, 2010, 12:05 pm

peckerslap time! wrote:
Darkness wrote:It is absolutely no fun to play the Ligers in kickball. I can see why teams only stick around for one season and never play WAKA again.

Oh, and way to ruin the message board too.

Otherwise, we're delighted to "ruin the message board"...not our fault you sally asses can't take it.
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We can take it,that's why we're still playing WAKA. As far as it being no fun to play the Ligers, he's right. Not one single team has fun when playing you guys, and you seem to thrive off of that for some reason. The reason it's not fun isn't because you win, it's not fun because the level of douchebaggery on the field, the yelling, and running up the score 20-0 on a new team just isn't fun. NIM vs the Ligers, that's fine, be douches all your want to us, we're veterans and we can take it/expect it. Having that attitude of "fuck you if you can't take it, leave" isn't going to grow this league at all. That's why new teams never come back. There are other reasons too, but I'm saying running the score on a new team is one of the reasons. At least when we know we're going to demolish a team, we try to get 5+ runs in the first inning, then dick around and have fun the rest of the game once it's in the bag. The Ligers thing is getting pretty damn old, I'm not the only one who thinks so, I've had many complaints from new people/board members/veterans this year. Every other team has tried to dissolve, change names, themes, chants and players, you guys have been yelling the same shit for years. If that's your prerogative so be it, you're the smelly kid on the bus that no one wants to play with, and you like it that way for some reason.
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Postby peckerslap time! » June 14th, 2010, 1:40 pm

Only teams that take us too seriously and don't accept our style as a joke complain about this “not fun to play” shit. In years past we’ve won the “most fun team to play award”...know why? Cuz we acted the same exact way we act now but it was funny and loveable when we were 1-9 every season. It’s fun and hilarious when we lose, but of course now that we’re good, people have problems with it cuz bottom line is it’s never fun to lose...for most of you at least.

Running up the score 20-0 on MC Team was absolutely pre-meditated...they were the whiniest team I've ever had to ref the previous week without even knowing the rules, and I have no qualms about that whatsoever after the way they treated ME as a volunteer ref. Beating TBD 18-0 was following the same NIM strategy you outlined above...we tried to get runs in the 1st inning, did, then dicked around and kicked the rest of the game...we can’t control the fact that they made about 20 errors in that game once we went easy on them. I follow almost the exact same lineup principles you outlined before Busch minus alternating defense because we pride ourselves on defense. There is no attitude of “fuck you if you can’t take it leave” to the new teams, that is reserved for the vets like yourselves that claim you can take it, but judging by your rant you clearly can’t. We played 6-7 seasons as the doormat, losing games by 15+ runs in the process, and it never bothered us because we had fun whether we won or lost...that remains the case today as we had plenty of fun even in a losing effort to you on thursday, then I show up to the bar to take my lumps...after all there’s nothing sweeter than beating the Ligers, as evidenced by the league banding together to win Penny Wars. Our “we have fun regardless” attitude sustains because no other team comes close to matching our camaraderie level. It’s also why countless veterans have asked US if we have space, cuz they want to experience it for themselves.

You guys can yell foul on the Ligers now all you want but the fact that you’ve waited until we won it all makes it pretty clear to me that this is only a problem when we win (which has been 2 seasons...out of 11). You didn’t seem to voice this problem on thursday that’s for sure because gloating after beating us was pretty nice wasn’t it? It’s all very telling to me. And this “every team has tried to dissolve” soapbox is a crock...SK “dissolved” cuz Woody tried to create the 2nd AU, we all know that, then you half-dissolved into NIM/B&B this year for the first time in how many seasons of playing together? If you had anywhere near the camaraderie we have for our team that would never happen...we don’t “dissolve” because we NEVER have turnover. We added 3 new players total this season to ensure we didn’t have low numbers since that was our advantage last fall in the playoffs, and we don’t split because neither team would have as much fun NOT playing all together like we always have. No other team in this league has ever had that, and that's why others have faded while we remain strong. So keep hating, all it’s gonna do is make us closer and encourage us even more.
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Postby PDubbZer » June 14th, 2010, 1:44 pm

peckerslap time! wrote:
peckerslap time! wrote:Round 1:
Ligers fist Fist Pump 9-1
NIM 12, Toe Bashers 0
Pirate Hookers 8, We Got the Runs 4
Round 2:
Ligers 3, B&B 1
NIM 4, Pirate Hookers 1
CHAMPIONSHIP
Ligers 4, NIM 2
Post-game
Everyone else - sickened by the gloating of the Ligers and by how amazingly awesome they are - hates the Ligers more than ever after they take home female MVP and several irrelevant awards at the end-season party. Earth continues to spin, Ligers continue to be better than the rest of you c0ck gobbling ass clowns.


Since everyone hates me anyway, I'd just like to continue that hatred and congratulate myself on a) the CHAMPIONSHIP and b) my remarkably accurate predictions. Real results below, with commentary that I'll warn you will sicken you in case you want to just skip it:

Round 1:
Ligers 9, Fist Pump 3...and they cheat by the way which was confirmed with the head ref in the 2nd inning. Substitutions are illegal, jackasses. Cool shorts and biceps though.
NIM 13, Toe Bashers 1
Pirate Hookers 5, We Got the Runs 3
Round 2:
Ligers 4, B&B 1
NIM 7, Pirate Hookers 3
CHAMPIONSHIP
Ligers 14, NIM 4

Pretty much the only thing I missed on was that NIM shit the bed in the finals...I expected more from them but instead of a close game we pretty much fist pumped their buttholes. Even my postgame comments were eerily true...hatred was brought to a whole new level when I won the raffle (we love the kids!) and female MVP. We would've won more irrelevant awards but since Busch was in charge of them NIM got every irrelevant award out there minus a few. Bang up job there.

Oh and yes, we're better than you.


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Postby peckerslap time! » June 14th, 2010, 1:53 pm

PDubbZer wrote:[quote="peckerslap time]Even my postgame comments were eerily true...hatred was brought to a whole new level when I won the raffle (we love the kids!) and female MVP.[/quote]

You won female MVP? You are one ugly bitch.[/quote]


Good zing on semantics...crushing blow. What next, am I fat also? I guess I'll just have to sit back and take the punishment from you guys while I polish my championship trophy.
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Postby FUBAR17 » June 14th, 2010, 1:55 pm

wow...i feel really terrible...people hate us...WWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Good Lord I guess we should have given out more awards so that everyone felt like they accomplished something this season huh.....Is everyone on the rag or what?????
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Postby patty no pants » June 14th, 2010, 3:32 pm

This is kind of interesting to me, seeing that NIM is the only team on here bitching. :) LIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby Darkness » June 14th, 2010, 3:35 pm

patty no pants wrote:This is kind of interesting to me, seeing that NIM is the only team on here bitching. :) LIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!

"NIM vs the Ligers, that's fine, be douches all your want to us, we're veterans and we can take it/expect it."


There are like four non-Ligers/NIMs that post anymore. Any idea why that is?
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Postby peckerslap time! » June 14th, 2010, 3:56 pm

Darkness wrote:There are like four non-Ligers/NIMs that post anymore. Any idea why that is?


I think I have an idea...cuz they're terrible at talking smack, which has always been the main purpose of the message board.
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Postby tk-421 » June 14th, 2010, 4:00 pm

Darkness wrote:
patty no pants wrote:This is kind of interesting to me, seeing that NIM is the only team on here bitching. :) LIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!

"NIM vs the Ligers, that's fine, be douches all your want to us, we're veterans and we can take it/expect it."


There are like four non-Ligers/NIMs that post anymore. Any idea why that is?



I would say that is because there the ligers and NIM post here.....
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Postby patty no pants » June 14th, 2010, 4:06 pm

haha. exactly, woody. i think it's mostly NIM and Ligers. So I guess we are both to blame for no one else on here. That and maybe CJ...with his 1300+ posts! :)
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Postby TwankieDeuce » June 14th, 2010, 4:16 pm

1301!!!

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Postby patty no pants » June 14th, 2010, 4:19 pm

1333 actually! you go!!! :)
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Postby TwankieDeuce » June 14th, 2010, 4:29 pm

patty no pants wrote:1333 actually! you go!!! :)


If my job had never blocked this site, who knows where I'd have been today. Then again a bunch of people stopped posting on this within the past year or so. Wonder how this old boat will fare during summer league. Whit should be back in full force since he has the summer off and Luke will probably be begging for a reason to go over someone's house and get away from pregnancy demands. Maybe even Melanie Rollins will post something and stop being a lurker.

We'll see.
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Postby peckerslap time! » June 14th, 2010, 4:44 pm

TwankieDeuce wrote:Luke will probably be begging for a reason to go over someone's house and get away from pregnancy demands.


I'll definitely chime in sporadically to remind all you summer teams how much better the Ligers are than you.
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Postby TwankieDeuce » June 14th, 2010, 4:50 pm

peckerslap time! wrote:
TwankieDeuce wrote:Luke will probably be begging for a reason to go over someone's house and get away from pregnancy demands.


I'll definitely chime in sporadically to remind all you summer teams how much better the Ligers are than you.


Reread what you just posted...then take pity on how sad your life is.
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Postby peckerslap time! » June 14th, 2010, 8:05 pm

TwankieDeuce wrote:Reread what you just posted...then take pity on how sad your life is.


No thanks, it actually makes me very proud knowing how awesome we are.

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Postby Rule #5: Ur an idiot » June 14th, 2010, 10:30 pm

As expected I am going to chime in as usual. I won't reiterate what Luke said but in reference to us "ruining" message boards and leagues:

First and foremost I've got nothing but love for you guys (NIM) but what the fuck? Its like your abilities to talk shit vanished in the wind after this weekend.
Pete, nothing changed on this board. The same people still post but maybe just not as frequent, minus CJ. He is on here having battles with himself if no one else will. And the board wasn't ruined. It has always been us against you guys with a splash of Scottie and Luke's relentless battles. If I remember when I first joined the Ligers and it was basically Luke and myself against all of you, you were on top of the board and the league while we were always trying to beat you in the playoffs-and never could. You had great players and it was always you battling Scott for the championship while we watched on the sidelines. We NEVER changed anything we did from then to now...on here or in the league. And then your team dissolved, you joined Scott I believe and won yet again. Winning is great isn't it? No one ever really seems to bitch about anything when they win but when they lose it's extremely easy to point a finger. (Which I did as well on Thursday and tried to call you out on the Rollin's sisters but I was wrong about it. Hell I even complimented you guys on your win which NEVER happens) So, once you leave for a few seasons and come back things are a bit different and we happen to be better than we were. We win a few championships, luckily back to back and it happens to be against you guys. Did you really think we weren't going to pour a little salt on the wound after Thursday? Do you really think some members on your team wouldn't have done the same thing? Hell, we won last season and Nate was still the relentless ass he is, but I love him for it because he can take it and give it. I can honestly say if I thought you guys couldn't take it all in stride I wouldn't say a fucking word to any of you about winning. But you always seemed to take it, until now it seems.
And no one racked there brain to pull up your past. We brought up one person and a particular baby-which we all know isn't yours. And you played back. "Whit, you loved her first." "It's Whit baby." If it bothered you that much or annoyed you then you should know to just come up to us and say, Can you stop. That would be it and you know it would be. We and especially myself will never personally attack someone in order to actually upset them. Sure everyone digs deep at each other sometimes but everyone always has.
As for us being so bad to play against and ruining the league and new teams enjoyment, I'll ask this-which Luke brought up...Has anyone actually paid attention, especially new teams to who we actually yell at and how much? On average we pick and yell at each other in a fun way (minus a few blowup we have) more than we yell at ANYONE else. Steele and Romer got it more than anyone EVERY single game but it was all in good fun-within ourselves. Not anyone else. The fact we were so loud and obnoxious towards each other makes some think what the hell is wrong with these guys? And given, there have been some teams we have barked back at that were new, but I distinctly remember they were either jabbing at me for having no sleeves or telling us we were too competitive or whatever the case may be. Sure sometimes I should keep my mouth shut but fuck, I don't know how to. Just the way I am. And just like Luke said, we turned off the gas just like you guys did, but would it be a bigger slap in the face to just kick away or sit there and act like out of nowhere we forgot how to play kickball bc they couldn't catch it? And looking back at scores, I think all of us had a few double digit wins. Just the way it goes.
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I'll end with that and my own little food for thought. That was pretty fucking long now that I look at it with a number of run-on sentences but fuck it. It's late. Everyone is due their own thought though, even if it's a dickhead Liger like myself.
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Postby secordsmith » June 15th, 2010, 8:09 am

THE ONLY REASON YOU MISERABLE FUCKS WON IS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE FARMER. YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL NEXT SEASON, MR. MOOBS & CO. I HATE YOU ALL AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE THE LIGERS A SOLID FISTING.

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In other news, I vote we move 100% of fall playoffs to a single Thursday night, since apparently we can't win on Saturdays. Ever. I think we are like 2-10 on Saturdays through the combined SK & NIM history. But I'm sure our wishy washy useless board won't vote for it.
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Postby secordsmith » June 15th, 2010, 8:16 am

BTW - THIS IS MY TYPICAL FACIAL EXPRESSION WHENEVER I'M ON THIS GOD DAMN MESSAGE BOARD

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Postby peckerslap time! » June 15th, 2010, 8:51 am

secordsmith wrote:THE ONLY REASON YOU MISERABLE FUCKS WON IS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE FARMER. YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL NEXT SEASON, MR. MOOBS & CO. I HATE YOU ALL AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE THE LIGERS A SOLID FISTING.

In other news, I vote we move 100% of fall playoffs to a single Thursday night, since apparently we can't win on Saturdays. Ever. I think we are like 2-10 on Saturdays through the combined SK & NIM history. But I'm sure our wishy washy useless board won't vote for it.


Actually, the reason we won is because we kicked the shit out of the ball and scored 14 runs on your shitty defense. Excuses only make you sound more pathetic.

We DID vote for this...and voted to keep saturday, so you lose. Your biggest problem on saturdays judging by the difference between our 2 teams is your SOBRIETY...playing kickball sober is always a terrible idea. We on the other hand started boozing at 9...it works wonders for team intensity and focus.
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Postby PDubbZer » June 15th, 2010, 9:28 am

secordsmith wrote:THE ONLY REASON YOU MISERABLE FUCKS WON IS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE FARMER. YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL NEXT SEASON, MR. MOOBS & CO. I HATE YOU ALL AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE THE LIGERS A SOLID FISTING.

In other news, I vote we move 100% of fall playoffs to a single Thursday night, since apparently we can't win on Saturdays. Ever. I think we are like 2-10 on Saturdays through the combined SK & NIM history. But I'm sure our wishy washy useless board won't vote for it.


WTF? NIM is 4-2 all time in the playoffs. Welcome to the team Nate.
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Postby secordsmith » June 15th, 2010, 9:32 am

Add in SK's record and it becomes 5-10 or so.
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Postby tk-421 » June 15th, 2010, 9:36 am

5-10 is being generous... I think SK only one 1 playoff game......
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