Eddiemac and G-Ray vs Vegas

[G-Ray]

If memory serves me correct: in order of which it happened

Thursday - landed at 2:50pm, met up with a fellow college friend/OSC players. Crashed on their couch after ordering way too much pf changs.

Friday - blackjack with OSC friends and watching OSC girl empty a dealer. She was ridiculous. Nice work Jamie. They go to practice, I get numbers from a married chick and her grenade friend (don't tell eddie she is a grenade). Eddie's arrival. epic FAIL on checking into room. Bally's overbooking and G-Ray's poor financial back up plan to pay for another room. We check our bags into the bell hop and head out for shenanigans. Eddie catches up to me non-sober state and we go to platinum for checkin. little fuzzy there but then we go to ellis island for team dinner. I don't order and teammates hide beer from me and eddie while giving me food. Eddie and I dissappear. We crash with Ramrod. Eddie makes me a bed out of two pillows in the floor right next to the couch so he can rub my back while sleeping.

Saturday - alarm set for 6am. we leave. look at my phone and find two pictures of eddie sleeping on the statue outside of caesar's and me sleeping in the corner by the statue. (apparently i didn't remember these pictures being taken) Eddie and I decide we needed money to buy some non-alcohol beverages to prepare for our long day of tournament so we put down his hat, I juggle a soccer ball while eddie dances (pictures taken of this as well). We make $6 from pedestrians. Eddie swears the $5 dollar bill was from his dance moves. I'm not sure, I think it was my "around-the-world" to "rainbow" juggling move. But nonetheless, we get two amps and some gum with our $6 bucks. We make it to Platinum for bus ride. We hop on bus after some of Eddie's clever one liners to some team members of Fully Loaded. One girl was coming off the bus and Eddie goes "oh is that bus fully loaded?" girl says "yes" eddie goes "did you see what i just did there? well don't have a panik attack because we'll get on that bus."
(current time is sat morning at 7:15)

....to be cont.

[G-Ray]

cont...

on the bus now, our luggage is still checked with the bell hop. Trey and rebecca walk on and go holy shit, how in the hell are you two the first ones on the bus. apparently trey and dan had both called us and told us how the whole team were doubting us and thinks we are going to drag them down. We get to the fields. The Eddie #6 kicker and George #7 kicker combo you can't beat. we were money all day. I moved to #3 when Trey had his injury. Even dedicated a bunt to his bunting style just for him. Had the walk off to put us threw to the finals. Eddie had a diving catch in the finals and a great throw to 3rd to top it off. WAKA founders come over to congratulate us and tell us we are getting gift cards totalling $9250. Everyone cheers yes but eddie and I look at each other and go, "YES WE'RE NOT HOMELESS ANYMORE." So we get back to the hotel and try to get a room, everything is booked. We go to three hotels and nothing. Homeless again. So we were picked up by Brian from Boca, Fl and he lets us shower and leave our stuff in his room so we can go to Diablos. We get to Diablos and dancing shenanigans happens. I go to leave with a small group. I go to get eddie and eddie is slightly detained so I am like I need the room key out of his pants. So instead of asking him, (since he was tongue deep in someone's throat, cough cough), I whisper in his ear as im putting my heads in his pockets looking for the room key "hey, i need the room key." So i get it from him and leave. So since eddie couldnt leave with me, I see another teammate and say "tag, you're in, come with me." So me and teammate go with small group consisting of a few other kickballers and head out. After walking around and getting seperated, me and lady kickballer go to head back to my/brian's room and we get there only to find out that I have misplaced the key somehow. So i start trying to figure out, what the hell did i do with the key, apparently, i dropped it on the ground and someone was like hey, you dropped this and it looks like a card i already have but the one I have has my name on it so I am like no thats not mine but thanks and i take it and throw it into the street. Well apparently that was my room key. So epic FAIL and have to cab it to drop off lady kickballer with her no vacancy room. FAIL. But don't worry, I had a substitute plan, i went and slept with fellow teammate robbie on his air mattress in a nearby hotel.

Sunday - wake up going, holy shit, i don't know where eddie is and i don't have brian's phone number. So i head over to the hotel to luckily (see i did have some luck in vegas) find brian in the room. However, he freaks me out by going "shhh, get the fuck in here" when he opens the door. The sliding glass door is open and Im like oh god, did he throw someone off the balcony. He goes, get your shit and lets go quickly.

....to be cont.

[Catch D]

This shit is hilarious. I think you and Jimmy B need to hang out together unsupervised (with the exception of a film crew and security guards)

[Kickbot]

This shit is hilarious. I think you and Jimmy B need to hang out together unsupervised (with the exception of a film crew and security guards)

Did I see him being carried out of O'Shea's on Sunday?

[Trey it Up]

Yeah, he peed himself again and fell down a number of times. He was rockin!

[Catch D]

This shit is hilarious. I think you and Jimmy B need to hang out together unsupervised (with the exception of a film crew and security guards)

Did I see him being carried out of O'Shea's on Sunday?

"Carried out" is a bit of a hyperbole. "Escorted swiftly by fellow teammates in fear of security kicking him out" is more accurate. He was able to walk (ish)

[machinegunkelly]

i got text from eddie asking for brian phone #...jarrett who works w him didnt have it either....good decsion to run

[G-Ray]

cont.

so brian and I bail out with all of luggage including eddie's because i can't find him yet. we are walking down the street and brian decides to pull over and we finish off his vodka with the rest of cranberry juice on the side of las vegas blvd. We go to Bally's first and use the good ole reliable bell hop to check the luggage into the....YET AGAIN. We then go over to the Platinum where we see some fellow kickballers and we drink some more there. Apparently Brian and I hit a $130 tab there, he showed me the receipt when I ran into him later. So anyway, at Platinum bar when eddie finally tracks me down and shows up. I am still wearing last night's clothes as well as eddie. While we are sitting there I finally get on the phone to find a hotel room and I book it and pay for it while my fancy little gift card winnings from being a Champion. Eddie and I quickly bounce then, grab our luggage from the trusty bell hops at Bally's and head over to Imperal Palace to check in. On our way though, we aren't sober enough to leave anyone alone and we talk to every single person walking down the street. Eddie's one liners are amazing. Every girl near and elevator that is going down is asked "are you going down?" girl says "yes", eddie goes "awesome." So we get to our room and decide to go meet everyone at O'Shea's.

[Catch D]

i got text from eddie asking for brian phone #...jarrett who works w him didnt have it either....good decsion to run

You got ahead of the class on the story

[Trey it Up]

Eddie's one liners are amazing. Every girl near and elevator that is going down is asked "are you going down?" girl says "yes", eddie goes "awesome." So we get to our room and decide to go meet everyone at O'Shea's.

HAHAHAHA! Imagine how many of these lines I heard after living with the kid for two years.

[G-Ray]

cont. to O'Sheas. So Eddie and I walk in with our luggage to see Meatballers. When we walked up, we overheard someone go "Oh shit, check this out, these two haven't had a room yet." We talk to them for a hot sec while some of them snicker and point at our luggage and our looks. We see some teammates and go say hi for a hot second and then we go complete our checkin. (yes I had forgotten we went to osheas first to grab some drinks before going to check in.) So we check in and while we are checking in, the counter dude has no teeth and his laughing at us for our looks. I pay for the room to make sure there is no reason on why we lose the room and then he gives eddie a piece of paper and says write your name down. Eddie goes "is it because im a champion?" toothless dude goes "No, but by the looks of you two, you're going to get seperated or something and this will allow you to get the roomkey in case he (me) isn't with you and you lost it." So we were like, "oh good thinking toothless dude but we are champions." PS, we didn't actually say toothless. So we drop off our stuff, shower and head back to o'sheas. I walk back to everyone and I bring Brian's stuff with me since he is flying out. This is when he presents me with the $130 bar tab we racked up at Platinum. I am like damn dude really? He goes well we did have 6 shots. I was like oh, thats why eddie and i tripped on the sidewalk and I had to pick up the soccer ball I have been carrying for 3 days out of the middle of las vegas blvd. So i give him his luggage and now I don't have to be responsible, not that we have been the entire time. So im standing there only for jimmy to come and give me the biggest reach around of my life. He then leans over my shoulder and goes "oh, wrong person." I was like "I didn't know we were that close" and he goes "well you were supposed to bunt you son of a bitch." and then he ball tabs me. So then we start enjoying some more beverages and jess and I hit the pong tables. Lady kickballer I failed with plays some pong with me until we go do this bobble head dancing thing. Does anyone have that DVD that comes out of this cause I don't? She leaves to catch her flight. I get entangled with some cali girl, anna, that can do flip cup with her feet. So of course, im like girl please, i got you. She works me. I was ahead at first but then she flat out dominated me. Whatever, i don't flip cups with my feet so "right, left, behind the back, foot" that. I bet her parents are proud. I then try to hop a wall with epic FAIL on that. Just ask the huge bruise on my back. Then Jess fills me in on the sweet story of how jimmy got those swimming trunks and then "jimmy's bodyguard" (at least that is what eddie and I nicknamed her) starting telling us to stay away from jimmy and we were like we love him and she goes no you two are egging him on and we are like no. Eddie and i turn and go, yeah we are, you go this way and ill go this way and we will get jimmy, me and you jaegar bombs, ready and go. Then jimmy's demise comes to an end due to his lack of control on his excretory system. Well actually, im not sure if it is lack of control because he was just like, im letting it ride.

to be cont.

[G-Ray]

PS even re-reading this after posting is making me laugh and making me remember how much im missing in this narrative. There really should have been a camera on us the entire time and a mic to hear some of our statements.

[Catch D]

cont. to O'Sheas. So Eddie and I walk in with our luggage to see Meatballers. When we walked up, we overheard someone go "Oh shit, check this out, these two haven't had a room yet." We talk to them for a hot sec while some of them snicker and point at our luggage and our looks. We see some teammates and go say hi for a hot second and then we go complete our checkin. (yes I had forgotten we went to osheas first to grab some drinks before going to check in.) So we check in and while we are checking in, the counter dude has no teeth and his laughing at us for our looks. I pay for the room to make sure there is no reason on why we lose the room and then he gives eddie a piece of paper and says write your name down. Eddie goes "is it because im a champion?" toothless dude goes "No, but by the looks of you two, you're going to get seperated or something and this will allow you to get the roomkey in case he (me) isn't with you and you lost it." So we were like, "oh good thinking toothless dude but we are champions." PS, we didn't actually say toothless. So we drop off our stuff, shower and head back to o'sheas. I walk back to everyone and I bring Brian's stuff with me since he is flying out. This is when he presents me with the $130 bar tab we racked up at Platinum. I am like damn dude really? He goes well we did have 6 shots. I was like oh, thats why eddie and i tripped on the sidewalk and I had to pick up the soccer ball I have been carrying for 3 days out of the middle of las vegas blvd. So i give him his luggage and now I don't have to be responsible, not that we have been the entire time. So im standing there only for jimmy to come and give me the biggest reach around of my life. He then leans over my shoulder and goes "oh, wrong person." I was like "I didn't know we were that close" and he goes "well you were supposed to bunt you son of a bitch." and then he ball tabs me. So then we start enjoying some more beverages and jess and I hit the pong tables. Lady kickballer I failed with plays some pong with me until we go do this bobble head dancing thing. Does anyone have that DVD that comes out of this cause I don't? She leaves to catch her flight. I get entangled with some cali girl, anna, that can do flip cup with her feet. So of course, im like girl please, i got you. She works me. I was ahead at first but then she flat out dominated me. Whatever, i don't flip cups with my feet so "right, left, behind the back, foot" that. I bet her parents are proud. I then try to hop a wall with epic FAIL on that. Just ask the huge bruise on my back. Then Jess fills me in on the sweet story of how jimmy got those swimming trunks and then "jimmy's bodyguard" (at least that is what eddie and I nicknamed her) starting telling us to stay away from jimmy and we were like we love him and she goes no you two are egging him on and we are like no. Eddie and i turn and go, yeah we are, you go this way and ill go this way and we will get jimmy, me and you jaegar bombs, ready and go. Then jimmy's demise comes to an end due to his lack of control on his excretory system. Well actually, im not sure if it is lack of control because he was just like, im letting it ride.

to be cont.

Hi asshole, that's me!! Jimmy B was for your entertainment at that point!!!

[G-Ray]

Sorry catch. We were on our way to be in jimmy's situation. we just pee in designated areas though.

[Bacchus]

catch: jimmy is a lot of peoples entertainment but it was probably entertaining to see these 2 slammered egging wasted jimmy on.

i got a could texts that said "dude you should see jimmybeans right now!"

[Trey it Up]

What other texts did you receive?

[Bacchus]

What other texts did you receive?

hahahahaha i was so mad that i was asleep when i received this text you speak of....but waking up @ 5:30 am est & reading it was pretty hilarious

[Catch D]

So why the rushing out of Remavich (Brian)'s room?

[G-Ray]

cont.

so still at o'sheas, people are starting to leave. People keep looking at me and asking if im okay and of course im like, me? im in my prime. Eddie gets the question and goes im fine and then terri goes, eddie you need to go lay down. Eddie says yeah i do and walks out. I call eddie a little while later and go dude, why? and he goes im just taking a power nap. Im like dude seriously, its like 3 am. So crash then comes to me and goes we are going to do karoake and im like ok but i need to go get eddie. So me and two others go to get eddie. we then fail to go meet up with the karoake plan. So the one person in a party goes to wake up eddie while the rest of us go out on the balcony to look down at the party going on below. We constantly peek around the corner inside to see how much longer we need to stay out here and eddie finally comes over and goes George, do you have anything? Im not like no. He goes shit so he was like im going to get some. So he finally comes back and by that time, we are all in bed. I passed out but when I wake up, eddie goes "dude, you alive?" Im like "I think so." Now its just 3 of us because eddie's left and he is like we need to eat. So we go eat and I look at the pizza by the slice girl and go "hey, can you just give me that whole pizza?" She pulls off one slice and Im like ok nevermind, so I order one of everything. I didn't even know what the shit was, I was just like "that looks good, give me some of that." Eating it was another story and fyi, coca-cola has never been so refreshing. I would eat a few bites and then by like "that was not a good idea." Then I would burp and be like, omg, that was amazing and go back to eating more. The walk back was abosultely miserable because at first people were laughing at us for our staggering walk, but then, i was worried that the people of vegas would be laughing at me for seeing me puke. We make it back to the room without getting sick, eddie then leaves for his flight back.

[G-Ray]

I missed a few things but I think ill open it up to questions. I will randomly post missing stories when I think of them and my memory is jogged.

PS. Eddie just bbm'ed and said "We dominated vegas."

[G-Ray]

Eddie's one liners are amazing. Every girl near and elevator that is going down is asked "are you going down?" girl says "yes", eddie goes "awesome." So we get to our room and decide to go meet everyone at O'Shea's.

HAHAHAHA! Imagine how many of these lines I heard after living with the kid for two years.

There were so many lines that we both tagged teamed on. Some girl said her best friend lived here but she was going back to LA and we were like how about later on tonight we give you a reason to stay here with your best friend for another day?

funny part is she said ok.

funnier part is we never went to meet back up with her.

[G-Ray]

So why the rushing out of Remavich (Brian)'s room?

Apparently there was no record of him staying there.

[Bacchus]

and then...........

[SnackPack]

I missed a few things but I think ill open it up to questions. I will randomly post missing stories when I think of them and my memory is jogged.

PS. Eddie just bbm'ed and said "We dominated vegas."

i think you fail to mentioned that you got schooled on the dance floor.

[G-Ray]

This is true. FRESH did beat me and Adrian (sp) did work teaching eddie and I the duggie (sp).

[Dematas]

G-Ray, this is classic stuff.

[G-Ray]

So I have been trying to think about all the stuff I left out and I do have a few things said/done that are missing.

First one is, after returning from the fields after the finals and Trey hobbling from the Platinum with Eddie and I, we go grab two cases of beer from that gas station next store. We go to cross the street and Trey definitely walked at half the speed of an old lady with a walker only to stop and pee on the light pole. It would have been one thing if it was a short quick pee, no, it took like 5 minutes and he had to shift because his river was running towards his feet. Not to mention, the people walking by in their nice attire because it was 11:30 at night and Eddie and I are like "hey, whats your name? , he'll write it, mind your business."

2nd: Post night of eddie searching for protective gear for said member of his body, we find my luggage and his completely emptied (apparently eddie frantically searched for protection), he looked in his shoe and find one. He also then pointed out that he was wondering what was bulging in his shoe all night so he literally had protection right under his foot.

[The Scorekeeper]

gray, your drunk stories don't always make much sense to me, but i'm glad you had a good time.

[G-Ray]

gray, your drunk stories don't always make much sense to me, but i'm glad you had a good time.

Isn't that kind of the idea since this is me telling it in the first person? I need some bystanders to chime in to confirm or clear the images/stories up for me and other readers.

[SnackPack]

gray, your drunk stories don't always make much sense to me, but i'm glad you had a good time.

Isn't that kind of the idea since this is me telling it in the first person? I need some bystanders to chime in to confirm or clear the images/stories up for me and other readers.

i don't think any bystanders that were there can really chime in without admitting guilt to having been involved in your debauchery.

[Trey it Up]

Fresh, do you have anything to add?

[SnackPack]

Fresh, do you have anything to add?

nope... all i know is that i walked away from vegas winning two bets against g-ray. the rest is all a blur.

[G-Ray]

Fresh, do you have anything to add?

nope... all i know is that i walked away from vegas winning two bets against g-ray. the rest is all a blur.

Im glad you walked away feeling a victor because i left feeling like a champion and that eddie and i dominated vegas.

[G-Ray]

gray, your drunk stories don't always make much sense to me, but i'm glad you had a good time.

Isn't that kind of the idea since this is me telling it in the first person? I need some bystanders to chime in to confirm or clear the images/stories up for me and other readers.

i don't think any bystanders that were there can really chime in without admitting guilt to having been involved in your debauchery.

well if you knew random vegas people and they were on the MB, im sure they can add some stuff.

Like when eddie and i stole a huge stack of $3 dollar off coupons to some buffet and stood on the street handing them out like the guys handing out the escort service cards. We should it better because we would flick them and say "Best show in Vegas. Get em while they're hot."

[Jared It Up!]

these posts are way too long for me to read. can someone give me a short overview?

[G-Ray]

these posts are way too long for me to read. can someone give me a short overview?

that is the short overview.

[SnackPack]

these posts are way too long for me to read. can someone give me a short overview?

g-ray is wild. he and his side kick eddie drank a lot, were homeless for 3 days and they made a lot of new friends. oh yeah and they are champions of the field and of the strip. done and done.

[SnackPack]

Fresh, do you have anything to add?

nope... all i know is that i walked away from vegas winning two bets against g-ray. the rest is all a blur.

Im glad you walked away feeling a victor because i left feeling like a champion and that eddie and i dominated vegas.

actually i just realized i won THREE bets against you. i really am vic-vic-victorious. i am. i am.

[G-Ray]

Fresh, do you have anything to add?

nope... all i know is that i walked away from vegas winning two bets against g-ray. the rest is all a blur.

Im glad you walked away feeling a victor because i left feeling like a champion and that eddie and i dominated vegas.

actually i just realized i won THREE bets against you. i really am vic-vic-victorious. i am. i am.

hmm i am unclear as to the third. and i didn't bet you would MO with someone from the MB. That was your bet thread. I just said I would take you in a dance off.

[SnackPack]

Fresh, do you have anything to add?

nope... all i know is that i walked away from vegas winning two bets against g-ray. the rest is all a blur.

Im glad you walked away feeling a victor because i left feeling like a champion and that eddie and i dominated vegas.

actually i just realized i won THREE bets against you. i really am vic-vic-victorious. i am. i am.

hmm i am unclear as to the third. and i didn't bet you would MO with someone from the MB. That was your bet thread. I just said I would take you in a dance off.

and that you couldn't shock me. i suppose you're right thats 2. still a winner though