Upcoming Fall Season questions, rants, etc.

[Rule #5: Ur an idiot]

This is what I imagine when I think of Whit and Jody's team gearing up for the season..
http://youtu.be/XhRf2mYrZmg

I have been known to quote a line or two from Rocky before. I never followed it up with creating myself a hemroid but I guess there's a first for everything.

[peckerslap time!]

Nothing will ever change that unfortunately but what can you do..I may need to defect after this season anyways..I stayed for loyalty reasons and apparently that went out the window so I can pretty confidently say I will be on the free agent market come spring..If anyone is interested in recruiting me we can chat while I watch the second round of the playoffs this season from the parking lot.

loyalty going out the window seems to be a recurring theme this season

[Rule #5: Ur an idiot]

loyalty going out the window seems to be a recurring theme this season

Seems to be the theme indeed. I rolled the window down for it. Hence the team name coined "Player Haters."

[peckerslap time!]

Listening to you homos fight about "taking kickball seriously and winning" is depressing as shit. Et tu, Garda? What made you join the dark side? I always thought you Baggers were above the "caring about winning" fray. Sad. I'm rooting for Ducey's squad, obviously Dude Abides, and if all else fails SK to win it all this year. You fruity bitches are giving me a headache.

[Rule #5: Ur an idiot]

Listening to you homos fight about "taking kickball seriously and winning" is depressing as shit. Et tu, Garda? What made you join the dark side? I always thought you Baggers were above the "caring about winning" fray. Sad. I'm rooting for Ducey's squad, obviously Dude Abides, and if all else fails SK to win it all this year. You fruity bitches are giving me a headache.

Gards has developed a bipolar disorder in the midst of his cockjoust with Ducey. I have suggested certain medications based on Julia Meade's "Guide to a distorted night at Mulligans" and the Henrico County Judicial System, but he seems to just be tinkering with both concepts at the moment.

[bearFight]

Luke, I'm disappointed that you won't support my squad. What gives, baby dick?

Who to be... it's quite the dilemma. I'm trying to be a lame butterfly-chasing fist-pumping vagina, but Ducey's trying to give me shit for it. Giving me shit for trying to carry on my Brocery Bag spirit to a new team. That's just Ducey being douchey. It's all good with me. I'll still be dressed as nearly like a ninja as I can tonight, running around the outfield with a boombox in the third inning of the BB/30STB game. Fuck if I care. When I'm up, I'll try to blast it over Maggie's tits, and when I'm in the field not holding a boombox, i'll try to get people out and not give up runs. I think that's the point of this game, anyway. That's the level of effort I'll be putting forth this season. If it's not competitive enough for you, and i'm being a pussy, you can suck my little cock, because I don't give two shits what you think.

Not sure which side of me is writing right now. I think I'm alternating sentences... but I'm about to start drinking. Have a field day, Whit.

[peckerslap time!]

With the way you're talking - you've clearly "gotten serious" - I hope your attempted superteam goes 0-10. You used to be a guarantee to black out and not care about winning...now it's only the former, not the latter. Why didn't you just stick with Ducey and the BBs? That's where you belong and now your fat head took you elsewhere, and that makes me sad.

And on another note why the fuck is there a doubleheader to start the season? I'm obviously out of the loop.

And fuck Alabama already...roll your fat ass into traffic.

[bearFight]

We'll see how serious I am on the field. Actions speak louder than words, my friend. Who knows, maybe I am serious - but the "superteam" i brought together, or at least me, Petros and Steele, have agreed to keep each other under control. Sort of like Jody, Whit and Scott. Except that's impossible.

And we have 13 teams this season, so either team(s) have double headers, or team(s) don't play in week 1. I'd prefer the former.