OFFICIAL CASINO STANDINGS AND WEEK 5 ULTRA LINES

[littletoe]

How much did I win?

Beachslappers may have caught up, but not likely the were going to win.

[2_easy]

The one week I decided to be nice not do crazy 8 and 12 game parfaits to help reduce the work load and I would have hit one! DAMNIT

Looks like I hit some 4 game parfaits. I have no idea how much I won. I will have to wait and find out.

[sedlak5]

MMS 11 Ninja Kitties 6
McSorleys 1 Pizza Fusion 0
GOMK 4 Beachslappers 3

JKI Deep/FL was a tie 0-0

$2000: ML JKI Deep -200
$1800: ML Midwest Mushroom Stampers -180
$500: Parlay JKI Deep -200 (and) Midwest Mushroom Stampers vs. Ninja Kitties Under 7.5
$474: Parlay Midwest Mushroom Stampers -180 (and) JKI Deep vs. Fully Loaded Under 8.5
$151: Strait Pizza Fusion +1.5

Damn! Our winning streak has came to an end as we lost $349 this week to lower our bankroll to $7576.

And are picks have been copied! Poopy. We were wondering when this was going to happen. Hmm...

Dice... We know a winner when we see them. We respect your winning ways and can only hope to emulate and equal them. Since I don't know much about gambling- can you tell me how much you helped me win/lose?

You won $444 as you structured your bets differently. Boo!
Can we get a Sedlak Gaming Commission investigation and ruling on this?

I knew I liked you, Dice. What's your poison? Straight up pass line only? 6 and 8 place bets? Come/odds bets (2x usually for me)? Hardways? [/craps dorkout]

We bet the 'dark side' more than not. Don't judge. Small wins over big losses all day.

Everything on a parfait of MMS -1.5 and GOMK -2.5

Sad to see you go broke! We wanted to see you turn the random last $69 bet from last week into a fortune.

MMS -1.5
gOMK/BS UNDER 8.5
PF/MCS UNDER 6.5
JKI-1.5
4 GAME PARLAY FOR $250

3 out of 4... Damn! 2 JKI Deep runs away from $7500 and becoming the new casino leader...

2000$ on GOMK

All of it on GOMK -2.5

I will put $1,000 on the over and $1,000 on GOMK.

Sedlak's Beachslappers continue to help his casino suck up the loose money again! Ha Ha Ha.

$800 GOMK Money Line (-400)
$100 Pizza Fusion (+1.5)
$500 JKID/FL Under
$100 parlay on all 3

4-4 and a $1200 win... probably this week's big winner other than machinegunkelly! Good work, jdeep.

$50 parlay
Pizza Fuzion +1.5
JKID/FL under 8.5
GOMK/Beachslapper Under 8.5
McSorleys /Pizza Fusion Under 6.5
MMS/ Ninja Kitties Under 7.5

$500-Pizza Fuzion +1.5
$400JKID/FL under 8.5
$400GOMK/Beachslapper Under 8.5
$400 McSorleys /Pizza Fusion Under 6.5
$300 MMS/ Ninja Kitties Under 7.5

Damn wind killing your MMS/Ninja Kitties Under and hitting a fat 5-team parlay. Hot-diggity. $1350 overall profit for the week will make that sting feel a lot better though. And with our loss, you gained $1700 on us this week to close the 1st to 2nd place gap to $3600 and change. Double hot-diggity. Can you tell we're (I'm) an Accountant and a compulsive gambler? It's gonna be hard to hold you off the second half of this season we can tell. We would make a Dice. and Meatballs comparison here but kitty cat would jump all over it again.

SEDLAK ROCKS! "Shake 'dem Dice."

Don't worry Dice!! You'll go broke eventually! Everyone does!!

[sedlak5]

WEEK 5 LINES

Midwest Mushroom Stampers -1.5 Ninja Kitties O/U 7.5 NK +140 MMS -180 Tie +220
Get Off My Kick -2.5 Beachslappers O/U 8.5 BS +280 GOMK -400 Tie +350
JKID -1.5 Fully Loaded O/U 8.5 FL +160 JKI -200 Tie +240

Game of the week (season 4 championship rematch)
McSorleys -1.5 Pizza Fusion O/U 6.5 PF +160 MCS -200 Tie +200

Sorry for the delay. If anything looks wrong, I will review it!

SCORES
MMS 11 Ninja Kitties 6 - Field 1 wind blowing out
McSorleys 1 Pizza Fusion 0 Wind blowing in on Field 2
GOMK 4 Beachslappers 3 (4 innings) Game cut short after 4 innings due to flash downpour.. Beachslappers had top of their order up going into the 5th - (I called shinanigans on GOMK and Simon as GOMK left the field and then the rain let up!!).

--Waiting on JKI Deep and FL score!

I was crying laughing at the sight of sedlak standing on first base in POURING RAIN screaming at the top of his lungs "GET BACK ON THE FIELD"!!! hahahaha as his team runs off the field. hahaha

I already called shinanigans on RED, GOMK, and ULTRA!! Since when does a little RAIN stop a kickball game??? GOMK is running off the field and can't even get a kicker to the plate while my whole team is in the field!! Plus the top of our order would have been up in the 5th and we were only down 1!! No lightning MEANS PLAY ON!!!! And of course the rain stopped 5 minutes after everyone left!! PURE SHINANIGANS!!!!!

[MEATBALLKEVIN]

[quote

MMS -1.5
gOMK/BS UNDER 8.5
PF/MCS UNDER 6.5
JKI-1.5
4 GAME PARLAY FOR $250

3 out of 4... Damn! 2 JKI Deep runs away from $7500 and becoming the new casino leader...

[SEDLAK ROCKS! "Shake 'dem Dice."

It was my only move to stay alive after i lost 2500 last week on beachslappers shocking jki. ..And again jki screws me over this week.

Btw you are a great quoter

[btaylor]

[quote

MMS -1.5
gOMK/BS UNDER 8.5
PF/MCS UNDER 6.5
JKI-1.5
4 GAME PARLAY FOR $250

3 out of 4... Damn! 2 JKI Deep runs away from $7500 and becoming the new casino leader...

[SEDLAK ROCKS! "Shake 'dem Dice."

It was my only move to stay alive after i lost 2500 last week on beachslappers shocking jki. ..And again jki screws me over this week.

Btw you are a great quoter

I was just thinking, that was the most professional quoting I'd ever seen.

[Justin Andrew Anderson]

Btw you are a great quoter

I was just thinking, that was the most professional quoting I'd ever seen.

Thanks! We just always preview our messages for one moment before we post and edit accordingly.

[littletoe]

When we quote, we usually are on the crapper and limited to editing capabilities

[Zak]

WEEK 5 LINES

Midwest Mushroom Stampers -1.5 Ninja Kitties O/U 7.5 NK +140 MMS -180 Tie +220
Get Off My Kick -2.5 Beachslappers O/U 8.5 BS +280 GOMK -400 Tie +350
JKID -1.5 Fully Loaded O/U 8.5 FL +160 JKI -200 Tie +240

Game of the week (season 4 championship rematch)
McSorleys -1.5 Pizza Fusion O/U 6.5 PF +160 MCS -200 Tie +200

Sorry for the delay. If anything looks wrong, I will review it!

SCORES
MMS 11 Ninja Kitties 6 - Field 1 wind blowing out
McSorleys 1 Pizza Fusion 0 Wind blowing in on Field 2
GOMK 4 Beachslappers 3 (4 innings) Game cut short after 4 innings due to flash downpour.. Beachslappers had top of their order up going into the 5th - (I called shinanigans on GOMK and Simon as GOMK left the field and then the rain let up!!).
--Waiting on JKI Deep and FL score!

This was all a plot to get me to lose my money.

[2_easy]

Someone that knows who calculate parfait odds, calculate my parfait winnings of the week. I am curious if betting this way is beneficial

[Justin Andrew Anderson]

$50 4 Game Parlay - MMS Moneyline, GOMK Moneyline, FL Spread, PF Spread
$50 4 Game Parlay - MMS vs NK Over, GOMK vs BS Under, JKID vs FL Under, MS vs PF Under
$100 4 Game Parlay - GOMK Moneyline and Under ; FL Spread and Under.

Someone that knows who calculate parfait odds, calculate my parfait winnings of the week. I am curious if betting this way is beneficial

This is a great tool to do so: http://www.parlaycalculator.com/
Strait bets are 100. Money lines are accordingly i.e. -180, etc.

[Lost_Sage]

We bet the 'dark side' more than not. Don't judge. Small wins over big losses all day.

No worries. If you were at the tables I've hit recently in Vegas, you would have cleaned up on the dark side. I have a gift for finding cold tables. Also, I'm a terrible shooter. I smell a system between you and I, Dice ...

If the Event Managers at K4TK in New Mexico make a post-tourney Hard Rock trip, you should tag along. We had a great time at the craps tables. (And I valiantly fought back to even.) You can ask them what gambler name they bestowed on me too.

Back on topic ... yep, getting killed at the casino this week. Gonna have to push all-in on something to double up.

[2_easy]

Love the craps table. I am more of a 6 and 8 guy (some time I do 4 and 10) I generally press every number on the first hit. Then I collect a few, then I start pushing up units. Since I have been doing this, I have bet on the come as of late.

I bet the pass when I roll, if the table is hot or if I am up.

I am a sucker for the fire bet. $1 every time. However, I usually hit the 1-250 odds at least once while in Vegas.

When I get stupid and crazy, I do a $10 hard 6 or 8 and if I win, Press it.