2012 Spring VA Capital

[bearFight]

Who's in? Who's out? Who's back? Whit/Adam, when are you going to sign up for my team?

Should we make this the WAKA messageboard again, or just stick to facebook? Whit, Luke and I don't need to play tummy sticks all by ourselves on this board.

[Jay]

Fist Pump turned Lemon Party turned Rusty Trombones turned Sleeve Monsters is back.

Sleeve Monsters is the Rusty Trombones from the fall minus 2-3 players and an addition of 3 new players.

And we helped create two new teams as well.... ready to make some noise at the bar and fields...Here's to another fun season!!!

[MadDogMel]

SK is back! WaaahooooOOOOOO!!!

[Jay]

yeah.....about that.....we are going to CRUSH SK this year....just saying.

[bearFight]

30 Seconds to Bars turned Blackout is back, but half the team is new. Josh went back over to SK (whom we will also crush this season), Steele is sitting out... Pete Olson is back and looking to have some fun, so we'll be pitching with a dude this season... we'll see how that goes.

Say goodbye to my productivity at work.

[Jay]

don't remember who I was talking to...but someone was telling me a few names on blackout. Sounds like a good roster.

We have Peters fiance on our squad this year so looks like we'll have to start trash talking soon.

Hopefully she makes sure Peter shows up to that game with weak knees....

[bearFight]

I can assure you that Peter has his priorities straight, and so will never be showing up to Kickball 100%. The rest of us will be a drunken mess as well, every week, as it has always been and always will be. We're also going to have ourselves a self-assigned theme week in week 1, where Pete and I show up in our Polar Bear and Ram costumes, respectively, and fight over the right to play pitcher. Neither of us likes being the catcher... but I guess someone has to do it. If only I had a wolf costume, he'd be more gentle.

[Jay]

oh good times fellow WAKA members. Spring WAKA and Mulligans is officially back..... Alcohol, debauchery, puke, and the smell of kickballs is in the air.

It's good to see so many teams this season. I didn't even see any chairs thrown last night (well I didn't see whit...that may be why). He must be off purchasing some more HGH.

I learned something new last night....and that is how deep Garda's affection is for Yoder. Garda, hurt ankle an all, had a ride in Mad Dog's truck to Mulligans, yet chose to get dropped off at Yoders so they could walk holding hands together. That is so sweet of you Garda.

[bearFight]

I can't dispute the fact that I made a great many bad decisions last night, and walking there with Yoder was one of them. Walking home was another. Safety meetings, eating at City Dog's...

Kickball season without Whit will certainly make the league seem more likeable to the Mulligan's staff. I still hate them for outlawing bear fights, though.

[Rule #5: Ur an idiot]

Jay, not sure if you saw the key dates listed on the facebook page, but the Anne Frank theme week isn't until week 3. Just trying to help you out little guy. Should be quite the bout between you and Yoder.

Garda, don't act like you won't fill my shoes at Mulligans no later than week 2. You won't be on Trey's good side much longer. It's inevitable.

In the meantime, have a great season Rob and (White) Big. And ya never know, apparently I have until game 1 to sign up. Maybe I'll be persuaded while I am in Miami this weekend.

[bearFight]

Well if you do, make sure it's with Blackout with me, Buffy and Lucy. OF is a bit old for you, I think.

I'm already following in your footsteps on the dodgeball court, getting ejected. Maybe I'll do the same at Mulligan's. I promise I won't be liked by the staff.

[peckerslap time!]

I'm just here to have fun this year.

[Jay]

Don Pedros is getting closer.....

[bearFight]

I'm just here to have fun this year.

Hey Luke, Ducey just got back on speaking terms again. Let's not bring that conversation back up.

Don Pedros is getting closer.....

Don Pedro's should be a good time, but I think I might go back to my WAKA roots and drink Four Loko out of a gatorade bottle again this year. Thoughts?

[Jay]

Well I do still have a few real four lokos left that I have been saving for a special occasion. WAKA kickball is as good as any.

[bearFight]

Lucky. I had to switch over to BLAST last year. It's the COLT 45 version, and like the others doesn't have caffeine anymore. It's sad. But I don't need any more energy or caffeine than I already have.

BLAAAAAAAAAAACKOUT!

[MadDogMel]

Just trying to help you out little guy.

There's nothing "little" about Jay!!

[bearFight]

Mel, let's keep this board reasonable. No one talks about dick size except Whit and Luke talking about each other's, pre-and post-tummy sticks.

[Darkness]

I can assure you that Peter has his priorities straight, and so will never be showing up to Kickball 100%. The rest of us will be a drunken mess as well, every week, as it has always been and always will be. We're also going to have ourselves a self-assigned theme week in week 1, where Pete and I show up in our Polar Bear and Ram costumes, respectively, and fight over the right to play pitcher. Neither of us likes being the catcher... but I guess someone has to do it. If only I had a wolf costume, he'd be more gentle.

Hahahahaha. When am I ever not gentle?

[Jay]

It's about time you came out of the darkness.....jerk!!

[TheDarkness]

Mel, let's keep this board reasonable. No one talks about dick size except Whit and Luke talking about each other's, pre-and post-tummy sticks.

Play your cards right and Jay will definitely take his wiener out.

[bearFight]

Play your cards right and Jay will definitely take his wiener out.

Fake Darkness, at it again. I only caught it because Pete would have said something slightly more childish than wiener, like "peepee".

[Jay]

darkness and fake darkness. I don't like this conspiracy.

both darkness' can suck it!!! Well not really....Only Peter.

[Bunt Chaser]

Nothing worse than some fake Peter, to get this kickball stud fired up!! I scrambled two baby eagle eggs from the James, and had my Centrum Silver and Metamucil shake. I cannot wait to destroy Sleeve Monsters, aka Rusty Monster Lemon Pump.

[Darkness]

Play your cards right and Jay will definitely take his wiener out.

Fake Darkness, at it again. I only caught it because Pete would have said something slightly more childish than wiener, like "peepee".

I prefer 'Wang' personally. Mostly because it makes me think of that fantastic 80's band and I start rocking out to "Dance Hall Days" in my own mind. It's a lot better then envisioning any of your wangs.