Useless Drivel: Original Gangster Edition

by **Zak** » February 10th, 2012, 4:59 am

THE LARGER TWIN wrote:Ready to fuckin' party!!!

I'll need a few minutes, just got done fuckin' a fat chick.

by **THE LARGER TWIN** » February 10th, 2012, 6:30 am

Purple Zak Richard wrote:
THE LARGER TWIN wrote:Ready to fuckin' party!!!

I'll need a few minutes, just got done fuckin' a fat chick.

That's why we like you, Zak. You never shy away from a fat chick.

by **Zak** » February 10th, 2012, 9:32 am

THE LARGER TWIN wrote:
Purple Zak Richard wrote:
THE LARGER TWIN wrote:Ready to fuckin' party!!!

I'll need a few minutes, just got done fuckin' a fat chick.

That's why we like you, Zak. You never shy away from a fat chick.

I'll be honest, Little Zak did shy away from fucking a fat chick.

by **TQO** » February 10th, 2012, 9:44 am

If you pass up sex you are just cheating on yourself.

by **Zak** » February 10th, 2012, 11:11 am

TQO wrote:If you pass up sex and you are physically capable of having it you are just cheating on yourself.

fixed

by **Bellman** » February 10th, 2012, 5:19 pm

Purple Zak Richard wrote:
TQO wrote:If you pass up sex and you are physically capable of having it you are just cheating on yourself.

fixed

Living up to the team name?

by **Zak** » February 10th, 2012, 6:23 pm

AZ_Bellman wrote:
Purple Zak Richard wrote:
TQO wrote:If you pass up sex and you are physically capable of having it you are just cheating on yourself.

fixed

Living up to the team name?

Does it count as Whiskey Dick when you can only stay are in her mouth?

by **TQO** » February 11th, 2012, 7:55 am

Through ticketing and security in under 8 minutes. 1 hour until departure. Regina is awesome.

by **Catch D** » February 14th, 2012, 11:19 am

How was the Bachelor party?

TQO - will you be fully clothed at any part of the weekend, aside from playing on the fields and perhaps entering any of the SFKO social events?

by **kim dude** » February 14th, 2012, 1:21 pm

I have accomplished exactly nothing at work so far this week due to my level of HYPE about going to SoFla!!! :dance:

PS, my new # is 757-739-2457

by **PittsBurgheR** » February 14th, 2012, 1:22 pm

kim_dude actually coming to a non dc or va beach event. did you drug mrs kim_dude in order for her to let you go?

by **kim dude** » February 14th, 2012, 1:23 pm

PittsBurgheR wrote:kim_dude actually coming to a non dc or va beach event. did you drug mrs kim_dude in order for her to let you go?

It's our 20th anniversary vacation, coz I'm a fucking romantic!!

by **2_easy** » February 14th, 2012, 1:32 pm

Fort Collins is AMAZING!

4 Breweries in 1 Day!

by **Catch D** » February 20th, 2012, 4:56 pm

someone needs to make this happen!

by **THE LARGER TWIN** » February 20th, 2012, 5:29 pm

Sweet as duck butter!

by **kim dude** » May 16th, 2012, 3:36 pm

I just listened to the Alphaville Forever Young album and it was glorious. See you fuckers this weekend. :character-beavisbutthead:

by **THE LARGER TWIN** » May 16th, 2012, 6:13 pm

Wait! You're going to be in Jax?!?!

by **kim dude** » May 16th, 2012, 11:23 pm

THE LARGER TWIN wrote:Wait! You're going to be in Jax?!?!

yup

by **THE LARGER TWIN** » May 17th, 2012, 7:33 am

OMG!!! Holla at a ninja when you get there!

by **Static** » May 17th, 2012, 8:22 am

2_easy wrote:Fort Collins is AMAZING!

4 Breweries in 1 Day!

Nice. Was Odell Brewing one of them? FTR...I hate New Belgium. I'm heading to Durango this summer, so I'm definitely stopping by Ska Brewing Co.

by **kim dude** » May 17th, 2012, 9:31 am

THE LARGER TWIN wrote:OMG!!! Holla at a ninja when you get there!

Leaving here at midnight tonight so will probably be in Jax mid morning. Lets get stupid(er).

by **2_easy** » May 17th, 2012, 10:01 am

Yes Odell was the first brewery I went to. Wanted to make sure my taste buds were working properly.

Yup, I ordered all those! Such a b-e-a-utiful sight. I had a tear.

by **kim dude** » May 17th, 2012, 11:40 am

2_easy wrote:Yes Odell was the first brewery I went to. Wanted to make sure my taste buds were working properly.

Yup, I ordered all those! Such a b-e-a-utiful sight. I had a tear.
brewery.jpg

If those are pints I bow down to you good sir

by **'Da_MAULER** » June 8th, 2012, 2:33 pm

WTF is going on here?!?!

I leave for a couple of years and this thread goes to Sh*t?

Where's Sparkles?

by **Captain Sparkles** » June 8th, 2012, 2:39 pm

'Da_MAULER wrote:WTF is going on here?!?!

I leave for a couple of years and this thread goes to Sh*t?

Where's Sparkles?

Hiiiiiii!!!!!! OMG it's been so long!

by **'Da_MAULER** » June 8th, 2012, 2:41 pm

Yeah, well ... I go where I go.

Why are all of you slacking?

by **'Da_MAULER** » June 8th, 2012, 2:42 pm

bandwidth?

by **Captain Sparkles** » June 8th, 2012, 2:52 pm

bandwidth for sure.

by **Captain Sparkles** » June 8th, 2012, 6:40 pm

I didn't realize there was an app for this. I hope the $2.99 was worth it.

by **Lurker** » June 8th, 2012, 6:51 pm

Captain Sparkles wrote:I didn't realize there was an app for this. I hope the $2.99 was worth it.

Tapatalk is great.

by **Zak** » June 8th, 2012, 7:57 pm

Lurker wrote:
Captain Sparkles wrote:I didn't realize there was an app for this. I hope the $2.99 was worth it.

Tapatalk is great.

I got home and there were like 20 threads that Tapatalk missed when I was checking it at work.

Opinions expressed in this post are Zak's and Zak's alone. Except when the voices in his head take over then they aren't even his.

by **kim dude** » June 11th, 2012, 10:29 am

Holy crap, Da Mauler and Sparkles sightings!!!!

by **Captain Sparkles** » June 12th, 2012, 11:18 am

Yeah...I got an IM from Da Mauler that he was reviving this for a minute before his wedding...so I had to come and visit. Why aren't there more posts???

bandwidth

by **The Scorekeeper** » June 12th, 2012, 11:33 am

why didn't i know mauler was getting married?

by **Captain Sparkles** » June 12th, 2012, 7:48 pm

Yeah he instant messaged me. He's married now and moving somewhere far away for a bit...craziness. Where is everyone?

by **The Scorekeeper** » June 12th, 2012, 8:04 pm

i'm still here... a lot of people have had work get in the way, or retired from kickball and left the boards. sad times.

good for mauler! where exactly is "far away"? like, west coast? china? africa?

by **admin** » June 12th, 2012, 11:06 pm

'Da_MAULER wrote:WTF is going on here?!?!

I leave for a couple of years and this thread goes to Sh*t?

Where's Sparkles?

Good to have you back...

Admin

by **THE LARGER TWIN** » September 18th, 2012, 4:01 pm

Holy fuck! Look what I found...

by **Zak** » September 18th, 2012, 4:03 pm

and here i thought you forgot how to post

by **2_easy** » September 18th, 2012, 4:05 pm

THE LARGER TWIN wrote:Holy f&$k! Look what I found...

You said the same thing when you first trimmed down below.

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