Post Tourney Party

[SherylAnn]

Paradocks of Greenbrier (801 Eden Way North, Chesapeake, VA) will be hosting our post tourney festivities...http://www.paradocksgrille.com/

8pm till 10 pm drink specials (if we sneak in a early I'm sure they won't mind). Party till we drop.
• ½ off all draft beers
• $1.75 Domestic and Mexican bottles
• $2 Well Drinks, House Wines, Cosmos and Appletinis
• $2.50 Margaritas on the rocks

[Paniky 69er]

And a little FYI: My birthday is Saturday, so those of you attending the tourney, feel free to buy me a drink. I like shots and beers.

[SherylAnn]

Trey is going to have to drink his age in beer...

[Zak]

Trey is going to have to drink his age in beer...

In ounces, bottles, or pitchers?

[SherylAnn]

In ounces, bottles, or pitchers?

All three...the birthday Trifecta!

[Paniky 69er]

28 ounces should be completed within 30 minutes.
28 bottles is achievable, but not likely considering I'll probably be forced to take at least 7 shots.
28 pitchers would be the equivalent of my bar tab after wine festival when I tallied a $300+ bar tab on $7 pitchers at Happy Hour, and don't even remember being at the bar.

[Jeffreytiki]

I have to say that I enjoyed the beer selection/ 1/2 draft specials during my 4-6pm drinking binge. How often to you drink a 32oz black and tan for $2.50?

Did T drink his age? Any other good bar stories? Any MO chants? Did our lone Tiki go the distance?

[Paniky 69er]

I motorboated some chick from NY. I also nearly drank my age...at least. Ten documented shots, and at least a dozen beers. Who runs up a $200 bar tab on half price drinks?

[Jeffreytiki]

Good work. You didn't miss much catcher action this weekend - the only time our catcher touched the ball was when I threw a ball.

Did you make it for the final?

[Paniky 69er]

Made it to the finals. Unfortunately the only game I got to play in we lost. I was in contention for winning the bar though. The funniest part of the night was when I walked up to Ro, and I was like "RO! Do you know who I am?" She replies, "Yeah, you're a douche bag!" We both start laughing. Then she asks, "How would I know who you are?" I say, "I'm T-McGriddle...my name is Trey, but you were pretty close with the douche bag answer."

[SnackPack]

I motorboated some chick from NY. I also nearly drank my age...at least. Ten documented shots, and at least a dozen beers. Who runs up a $200 bar tab on half price drinks?

uh excuse me the "some chick from NY" would preferred to be called Fresh...show come respect and it only happened cause it was your birthday and your friends Dan and Christie were talkin you up. normally i'd make you buy me the bar before i let that happen. you motorboatin son of a bitch

[Paniky 69er]

Haha...had I remembered your name (or my name at that point in the night), I would have said, "I motorboated some NY chick named Leila."

[SnackPack]

umm... wow. i hate cameras. and i kind of hate you.

[FearTheFro]

umm... wow. i hate cameras. and i kind of hate you.

I like you and cameras.

[Paniky 69er]

Haha...don't act like you didn't like it. You practically begged for it!

[SnackPack]

umm... wow. i hate cameras. and i kind of hate you.

I like you and cameras.

damn it you VA'ers and your unflattering photographs.
Johnny -- i could fall in love with you.

[FearTheFro]

umm... wow. i hate cameras. and i kind of hate you.

I like you and cameras.

damn it you VA'ers and your unflattering photographs.
Johnny -- i could fall in love with you.

You're trying to trick me into adding you to my signature...

[Zak]

You're trying to trick me into adding you to my signature...

and apparently it worked.

[SnackPack]

umm... wow. i hate cameras. and i kind of hate you.

I like you and cameras.

damn it you VA'ers and your unflattering photographs.
Johnny -- i could fall in love with you.

You're trying to trick me into adding you to my signature...

i don't do trickery... if i wanted to be in your signature i would have said "johnny put me in your signature... please"
but i didn't
i just wanted to tell you that im falling in love with you. no hidden message GOT IT??

[Diffles Reject]

trey and leila, those before and after pics are gorgeous

[SnackPack]

Haha...don't act like you didn't like it. You practically begged for it!

whoa whoa whoa T-McGriddle- don't get it twisted... fresh does NOT beg for anything. thats it... from now on its turtle necks for me!

[Paniky 69er]

You actually thwarted my first motorboat attempt so you could increase your cleavage for maximum motorboat accessibility. And yes, they're built for comfort not for speed.

[SnackPack]

You actually thwarted my first motorboat attempt so you could increase your cleavage for maximum motorboat accessibility. And yes, they're built for comfort not for speed.

i thought u said you couldn't even remember your name.

[Paniky 69er]

I just said that to make you feel better. I'm horrible with names, and a one time motorboating encounter is never enough to keep a name in my memory bank.

[The Ro]

Made it to the finals. Unfortunately the only game I got to play in we lost. I was in contention for winning the bar though. The funniest part of the night was when I walked up to Ro, and I was like "RO! Do you know who I am?" She replies, "Yeah, you're a douche bag!" We both start laughing. Then she asks, "How would I know who you are?" I say, "I'm T-McGriddle...my name is Trey, but you were pretty close with the douche bag answer."

i don't remember laughing.

[Paniky 69er]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! New memory: Who was the couple that uncomfortably got caught up in the "MO! MO! MO!" chant?
...and who were the two that showed them how it was supposed to be done?

[SnackPack]

I just said that to make you feel better. I'm horrible with names, and a one time motorboating encounter is never enough to keep a name in my memory bank.

alright alright don't get your panties in a twist now T-McGrundle
a.) i never told you my name so im not offended that you couldn't remember it
b.) names are not the only thing your horrible at... worst motorboating ever

[Paniky 69er]

a) Somebody told me your name.
b) And in my book, there's never a bad motorboat. I go for quantity over quality. I'm not a one woman guy on the motorboating circuit.

[SnackPack]

a) Somebody told me your name.
b) And in my book, there's never a bad motorboat. I go for quantity over quality. I'm not a one woman guy on the motorboating circuit.

HAHA- clearly quality isn't important to you cause you've never had the displeasure of an unsatisfying mboating experience... anyways dan and christie told me you were on a birthday mission and i mean my birthday mission was to have dumpster fire win the tourney and we did so i figured i'd offer to help a fellow aquarius reach their birthday goal. can you blame a girl when all shes trying to do is something nice for someone else??

[Diffles Reject]

I go for quantity over quality.

same motto for kicks? you really didn't want to be walked!

[SnackPack]

if you play with dumpster fire you will get BURNED

[Paniky 69er]

I go for quantity over quality.

same motto for kicks? you really didn't want to be walked!

Fuck that! Who intentionally walks in a charity event with underhand pitching and a no bunt rule?
...plus that was my only trip up to the plate all day. Granted, had I kept track of my fouls, I would have taken the walk instead of trying to side volley the last pitch.

[Diffles Reject]

you ran in front of the plate to volley an overhand pitch with a ref who was calling people foul who kicked behind a 3 foot deep box. is it the first time you've ever been up to kick?

just busting your blue balls man. sorry you didn't get to kick more. did you get there late or something?

[PANCAKES]

There was that whole thread about a new team on the horizon. Trey let us know how good he was so Calvin decided to walk him/allow him to foul himself out.

Trey,

Sorry that was your only time up that day. I look forward to playing you guys with WAKA rules so we don't have to bicker about bunting and can just have a great time. Nice meeting you.

[Paniky 69er]

Yeah, I had to work Saturday, drove over an hour to the field, and got there just in time to watch the Kick Off between BB and Tiki. Had we lost the Kick Off I would have been pretty pissed.

The funny thing is, the next day at our WAKA game, the pitcher was fucking with me and threw an overhand pitch that was about chest high. I side volleyed it down the third baseline for a home run. Too bad I couldn't do that during the tourney.

[tcakes]

Yeah, I had to work Saturday, drove over an hour to the field, and got there just in time to watch the Kick Off between BB and Tiki. Had we lost the Kick Off I would have been pretty pissed.

The funny thing is, the next day at our WAKA game, the pitcher was fucking with me and threw an overhand pitch that was about chest high. I side volleyed it down the third baseline for a home run. Too bad I couldn't do that during the tourney.

i couldn't beleive you actually went for those high pitches!

[SnackPack]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! New memory: Who was the couple that uncomfortably got caught up in the "MO! MO! MO!" chant?
...and who were the two that showed them how it was supposed to be done?

pancakes (official DF) and "butter & syrup" (honorary DF)

[Paniky 69er]

The girl behind me in the line up has only gotten on base once all season. Unfortunately it was in the inning right after I fouled out.

[Diffles Reject]

hopefully that'll be the only triple play she's involved in as well

[Paniky 69er]

Yeah, what an embarrassing way to go out.